Kill All the Lawyers

'That's him. Fled to Italy, then Rio. Became a smuggler.'

'Must be your hero. Like me following Rickey Henderson. A's to Yankees to Padres to Mets. Stealing bases wherever he went.'

'Charles Ponzi died in the charity ward of a Brazilian hospital.' There was a touch of sadness in Drake's voice. 'I don't want to end like that.'

Steve took a second to admire two sun-worshipping young women in bikinis. 'Rickey Henderson ended up back in the minors.'

'The shame is, I'm quite good at my work,' Drake told him. 'When I find a mark, I always look for the weakness that lets me pry loose the money.'

'Greed, I would think.'

'Sure, with the traditional cons. But I was always drawn to people who yearned to be something larger than themselves. You tell people they're descended from Sir Francis Drake, all their defenses evaporate. They dream that their current lives were destined to be greater or more meaningful. Then I turn a seemingly harmless conceit into a way to relieve them of their money.'

'You don't sound particularly sorry about being a thief.'

Drake shrugged. 'We are who we are.'

Echoing Irene's words. An incontrovertible fact of human nature.

'So what happened to the money, Drake?'

'I paid off debts. Gambling losses. A real estate investment trust that went belly-up. Even a gold mine that tapped out. I'm broke.'

'Why not stay until you rip off enough people to get ahead?'

Drake sniffed at the suggestion. 'That's what an amateur would do. A professional knows that it's better to bail out a month early than a day late. I had my usual story ready. Complications with the estate. Must fly to London. That buys a few weeks, and by then, I'm setting up shop in South America.'

'And the reason you're not on the beach at Impanema is that you fell in love?'

Drake tipped his glass forward, the ice cubes clinking, the drinker's signal of affirmation. 'I wanted to tell Irene everything. Beg for forgiveness. Promise to go straight so she and I could start a life together.'

'Where? In the condo that's being foreclosed?'

'As I have no residence of my own, that was a distinct possibility.' Drake emitted a laugh that was more of a sigh. 'It's turning out rather like an O. Henry story, isn't it?'

'I wouldn't know. Henry Aaron, I might know.'

'Oh, I think you understand me quite well. You're a good deal smarter than you let on. And you're an excellent judge of character.'

'When I was a kid, I'd go to my father's courtroom and watch trials. For a while, I'd close my eyes and just listen to witnesses. Then I'd cover my ears and just watch. I'd put everything I'd seen and heard together. It was a game I played to figure out who was lying.'

'It serves you well to this day. You saw through me in an instant.'

'Wasn't that hard. I'm just surprised Irene came to me for help. I'm not on the list of her five hundred favorite people.'

'Oh, you're wrong about that. Irene likes you. Worries about you because of that Dr. Bill character. She thinks you're playing with fire there.'

That stopped Steve. 'What does she know about that?'

'What you say to Victoria she repeats to Irene, who then tells me.'

Of course. Mothers and daughters.

'Jeez, next you'll be telling me the last time we had sex.'

'Two weeks, Tuesday. Right after Sports Center.'

'During. The hockey highlights gave us a window.'

'I've listened to Dr. Bill on the radio,' Drake said. 'All that psychobabble to sell worthless books and tapes.'

'Do you know about his theory of evolutionary psychology? We're all hardwired for murder. We're programmed by millions of years of evolution that favors survival of those who slaughter their enemies.'

'And all this time, I thought we were just programmed for larceny.'

'It's a pretty simple theory. Our genes carry the same murderous impulses as Paleolithic man.'

'Interesting,' Drake said. 'If our DNA instructs us to kill, why fight it? The ideal rationalization for murder.'

They each sipped their drinks, mulling it over. 'Kreeger says I'm just as much a killer as he is,' Steve said, after a moment. 'For a while, I thought he was planting that seed in my brain, trying to set me up to kill my sister.'

'And now?'

'Some days, he says we're both killers. And some days, we're both heroes. Kreeger claims he rescued a girl the way I rescued my nephew. But what Kreeger really did was sick and twisted.'

'It sounds like a game to him. Putting you through the wringer like that.'

'Whenever the bastard mentions Bobby's name, a chill goes up my spine.'

'He's found your weakness, then.'

'My nephew?'

'Your love for him. If Kreeger wanted to hurt you, he'd go after the child. Isn't that apparent?'

Too much so, Steve thought.

The way to cripple me, the way to inflict pain without end, would be to hurt Bobby.

What kind of man would do such a thing? Bill Kreeger would. The man who sees himself as the product of millions of years of evolution.

But then, so am I.

Kreeger was wrong about most things, but he was right about something. It's an essential truth of human nature that to protect those we love, every one of us will kill.

Thirty

OF NYMPHS AND NUDNIKS

With Bobby riding shotgun and Jimmy Buffet singing about 'Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes,' Steve drove north on Alhambra in the Gables. The Biltmore golf course peeked out from between the sprawling Mediterranean and Colonial homes. They crossed the bridge over the waterway at Taragona and slowed near at the intersection of Salvatierra Drive.

Kreeger's place was a block away, and Steve was edgy. All his plans had been shot to hell. First, he had tried to simply warn off Kreeger. A tough-guy routine. 'If you come after me, I'll land on you like a ton of concrete.' Yeah, real impressive. Then he'd tried to spook Kreeger with tales of searching for-and finding-De la Fuente. But with the boat captain dead, Kreeger had nothing to fear. Trying to enlist Amanda as an accomplice hadn't worked, either. She'd been lying in wait for Steve. Naked and flirtatious. Clearly put up to it by Kreeger. Maybe to sabotage his relationship with Victoria. Who knew? The bastard was after him on multiple fronts.

And today's plan? A speck of an idea, totally lacking in sophistication.

Illegal, yes. Dangerous, yes. But sophisticated, no.

Judge Schwartz had ordered him to bring Bobby to Kreeger for evaluation. As long as they had to be in Kreeger's house, why not snoop around? Why not burgle the place and see what he could find?

'We're early,' Bobby said. 'Twenty-one minutes and thirty-four seconds early.'

Steve pulled up to the curb and stopped. 'I want you to wait in the car. I have something to do.'