The Deep Blue Alibi

Paul Levine The Deep Blue Alibi

One

WORLD'S RICHEST LOBSTERS

'Forget it, Steve. I'm not having sex in the ocean.'

'C'mon,' he pleaded. 'Be adventurous.'

'It's undignified and unsanitary. Maybe even illegal.'

'It's the Keys, Vic. Nothing's illegal.'

Steve Solomon and Victoria Lord waded in the shallow water just off Sunset Key. At the horizon, the sun sizzled just above the Gulf.

'In this light, you're really magnificent,' he said.

'Nice try, hotshot, but the bikini stays on.'

Still, she had to admit that there was something erotic about the warm water, the salty breeze, the glow of the setting sun. And Steve looked totally hot, his complexion tinged reddish bronze, his dark hair slick and lustrous.

If only I didn't have to drop a bombshell on him tonight.

'It'll be great.' He slipped his arms around her waist. 'A saltwater hump-a-rama.'

Dear God. Did the man I think I love really say 'hump-a-rama'?

'We can't. There are people around.'

Twenty yards away, a young couple with that honeymoon look-satiated and clueless-peddled by on a water bike. On the beach, hotel guests carried drinks in plastic cups along the shoreline. Music floated across the water from the hotel's tiki-hut bar, Andre Toussaint singing 'Island Woman.'

Why couldn't Steve see she wasn't in the mood? How can someone so good at picking a jury be so oblivious to the ebb and flow of his lover's emotions?

She pried his hands off her hips. 'There's seaweed. And sea lice. And sea urchins.' She'd run out of sea things. 'We can do it later in the room.'

'Bor-ing.'

'So you find our sex life a big yawn?'

'I didn't say that.'

She sharpened her voice into cross-exam mode. 'Isn't it true that after a few months, all your girlfriends start to bore you?'

'Not the ones who dumped me.'

'Do you realize you have relationship attention disorder?'

'Whatever that is, I deny it.' He pulled her close, and she could feel the bulge in his swim trunks. 'I love our sex life. And the room's fine. Clean sheets. A/C. Nice view. Why don't we go in now and get started?'

Get started? Makes it sound like cleaning the kitchen.

'You go. Start without me.'

'C'mon. We can catch the sunset from the balcony.'

She looked toward the horizon, where thin ribbons of clouds were streaked the color of a bruised plum. 'We won't make it in time.'

No way she was going to miss the orange fireball dip into the sea. She loved the eternal rhythm of day into night, the sun rising from the Atlantic, setting in the Gulf. Day after day, year after year. What dependability. She doubted Steve understood that. If he had his way, the sun would zigzag across the peninsula, stopping for a beer in Islamorada.

She had another reason to postpone the lovemaking.

The bombshell.

She'd been thinking about it all the way to Key West. A pesky mosquito of a thought, buzzing in her brain. She hated to ruin the evening, but she had to tell him, and soon.

'Okay, I give up,' Steve said. 'Coitus postponus. What time do we meet your uncle?'

She brought her legs up and floated on her back. Looking toward the horizon upside down, the sun floated at the waterline, connected to its reflection by a fiery rope. 'Nine o'clock. And I told you-he's not really my uncle.'

'I know. Good old Hal Griffin. Your father's partner, the guy who bought you fancy presents when you were a spoiled brat.'

'Privileged, not spoiled. Uncle Grif's the one who named my mother 'The Queen.' '

'And you 'The Princess.' '

So Steve had been listening after all, she thought. 'You think the name fits?'

'Like your Manolo Blahniks.'

She started swimming, heading out to sea, toward the setting sun. Smooth strokes knifing through the water, now glazed a boiling orange. Steve swam alongside, struggling to keep up. 'What I don't get is why Hal Griffin called you after all these years.'

The same question had been puzzling Victoria. She hadn't seen Uncle Grif since her father's funeral when she was twelve. Now, without warning, a phone call.

'All I know, he has some legal work for me.'

'You mean for us.'

'He didn't know about you.'

'But you told him, right? Solomon and Lord.'

'Of course.'

Is this how it begins? A little white lie, followed by bigger, darker ones.

God, she hated this. She had to tell Steve the truth. But how?

He was flailing away, kicking up a storm, trying to catch her. Except for swimming-all splash, no speed- Steve was an accomplished athlete. He'd run track in high school and played baseball at the University of Miami, where he was a mediocre hitter but a terrific base runner.

'Solomon takes off. . and steals second!'

A good primer for lawyering, Victoria figured. Conning the pitcher, pilfering the catcher's signs, then stealing a base. Even the word would appeal to Steve. He had been particularly adept at spiking opposing fielders and kicking the ball out of their gloves. But like a lot of athletes, he didn't know his limitations. He thought he was good at everything. Poker. Auto repair. Sex. Okay, he was good in bed, very good once she taught him to slow down and stop trying to score from first on a single.

A hundred yards offshore, she started treading water, waiting for him to catch up.

'So where are we eating?' he asked, breathing hard.

So very Steve. He would plan dinner while still eating lunch. 'Uncle Grif made reservations at Louie's Backyard.'

He made an appreciative hmm sound. 'Love their cracked conch. Maybe go with the black grouper for an entree, mango mousse for dessert.'

Sex and food, she thought. Did he ever think about anything else?

'And we'll be back in the room in time for Sports Center,' he continued.

Yes, of course he did.

Was it his imagination, or was something bothering Victoria? Steve couldn't tell. She'd been quiet on the drive down the Overseas Highway, occasionally glancing toward the Gulf, where red coral heads peeked through the