Highland Laddie Gone

perfectly natural-what did you say? Well, I’d like to see your performance under similar circumstances!”

“Step out of the car, please, sir,” purred Lightfoot in his official voice. His eyes widened when he recognized the driver of the sports car. “Well, hello, Scotty! Is this a spy car with cannons mounted on the fender?”

Cameron Dawson was annoyed. “Save it, Sheriff! I have spent a good hour nursemaiding this… this…”

Lightfoot peered in at the passenger. “Pretty far gone, isn’t he?”

“Yes, and he wanted to drive.”

The sheriff shook his head. “You reckon he could’a done much worse?”

“As I was trying to tell him: it was a perfectly natural mistake. In Britain we drive on the left side of the road, and this is a British car, so-”

“Yeah, but it’s an American road, doncha know,” Lightfoot drawled. “Can I see your license, please, Scotty?”

With a sigh of martyrdom, Cameron reached into his hip pocket and pulled out a clear plastic case. “British driving license,” he said in answer to the sheriff’s puzzled look.

Lightfoot took the document with a frown of suspicion. He pulled the work paper out of the plastic case, looked down the length of it and read a few lines, his lips moving. “Expires in… 2025! Do they mean the year?”

“That’s right.”

“That’s crazy. And there’s no picture of you on here, either. And most critical, it is not a Virginia driver’s license.”

“It’s good for thirty days in this country,” Cameron informed him.

“Yeah, I’d like to give you thirty days for it,” Lightfoot grunted. “And another sixty for reckless driving; but as it happens I have another murder to contend with, so I do not have time to deal with you. Why don’t I just follow you along into the park so you can’t do any more English things on the way? Then you can stick around while I investigate.”

“Sheriff, I’ve tried to explain to you that I am not-”

“Or I could write you up, and radio for someone to come and get you.”

Cameron’s lips tightened. “Right, Sheriff. I’ll meet you at the car park.”

The county rescue squad, already on duty for the festival, had cordoned off the area and were standing watch over the body when Lightfoot MacDonald and his British colleague arrived. They had covered Lachlan Forsyth’s body in a sheet, but the scene otherwise was just as they had found it.

Lightfoot squinted in the late-afternoon sun. The military practice should be breaking up by now. He had half a mind to give Blevins a call on the mobile phone, but he resisted the impulse. Twentieth-century business came first. The coroner should be on his way back, and wouldn’t he be a ray of sunshine after being hauled out twice in a day?

The sheriff knelt down and gently lifted the sheet. “Another stabbing,” he grunted. “Anybody know who this one belonged to?”

The rescue-squad leader, squatting on his heels near the Port-A-John, said, “That festival chairman seemed to think it was his.”

“His?”

“Sorry. Belonged to the deceased himself, I aimed to say.”

Lightfoot looked up at Cameron Dawson. “You know anything about this?”

“Just the identity. That was Lachlan Forsyth. He was a Scot,” said Cameron quietly.

“Damn! Not your spies again?”

“He was the organizer of the-the fraud, I guess you’d call it. I don’t see why anyone would have killed him for it. Unless they were annoyed at having been taken in. He got a lot of money out of them, I suppose.”

Lightfoot slid the sheet back into place. He had been a distinguished-looking old fellow; that kind makes the best con man, he thought sardonically. He didn’t like the idea of a murder unrelated to the first one-because this was an unlikely convention spot for killers-but life didn’t always follow the rules of good taste or common sense, so Lightfoot was keeping an open mind. He turned back to the rescue-squad leader. “My people will be along directly to take over. Meanwhile, keep everybody away from here. I’m going to talk to folks, starting with the lucky so-and-so who found the body. Have somebody notify me when the coroner arrives.”

James Stuart McGowan had been assigning tartans and dispensing plaid woolens with the authority of the Lord Lyon of Scodand. It was very easy, once you got the hang of it. He had already made enough money to buy two skian dubhs, if you counted the markup he was pocketing; he thought about slipping that money back into the till. If Lachlan found out how solvent he was, it would either cause awkward questions, or he would sell him the dagger and cancel the apprenticeship. If he took the money with him, and Babs and Stewie found it, things could get even stickier. They would assume that he was dealing drugs and ship him off to a shrink with an earth-tone office.

He supposed that he had earned the money, really. He had spent half the time running the stall alone. Lachlan was taking some break this time. It must have been three hours, and Jimmy-who hadn’t eaten since lunch-was beginning to miss him. He helped himself to another Penguin bar from the food section. He wondered if he could find an elderly lady both sympathetic and dumb enough to bring him a shandy from the refreshment tent.

The Maid of the Cat was approaching the stall. He smiled thinking of the way he had conned her into buying a scarf. It ought not to be too hard to get a shandy out of her, he decided. But what was she looking so grim about?

“Hello,” he said, tossing the foil candy wrapper into the trash bag. “What can I sell you this time?”

Elizabeth didn’t smile back. “What’s your name?” she asked gently.

“Jimmy,” he said warily, not liking her tone.

“And was Mr. Forsyth your grandfather, perhaps?”

“Perhaps. My grandmother doesn’t confide in me.”

Her sympathetic look turned to exasperation, which Jimmy found much easier to abide. “Now what’s this all about?”

She hesitated. “Are your parents around, dear?”

He shrugged. “Someplace. They don’t count, though. You’d better talk to me. What is it about Lachlan? Something about those clowns he was always whispering with?”

Elizabeth sighed. Even under the pressure of a double murder, she thought someone more official than she should have been delegated to tell the little boy. “I’m sorry,” she said. “He’s been killed. They found him a little while ago.”

Jimmy stared at her. She was watching him anxiously as if she expected him to start howling. People never seemed to know much about kids; something must happen to your memory when you passed thirteen. He’d often wondered about it. Now, what was it that he was avoiding thinking about that made him consider all that? Oh, yes. Lachlan was dead.

“How?” he asked, in the tones of one seeking information.

“Just like the first victim, I’m afraid.”

“Stabbed with a skian dubh.”

“Yes. Oh, but you mustn’t think about it. I’m sure your parents-”

Jimmy looked in the glass case. He’d been too busy all morning to notice. The skian dubh was gone. The old man must have taken it with him. For protection, of course. He’d never have it now, which absolved him from asking himself if he could possibly want it.

The girl was still droning on. Something about locating his “Mommy and Daddy.” As Jimmy pushed past her out of the stall, heading at a dead run for the woods, he yelled back at her, “Just sod off!”

That phrase-his only legacy from Lachlan Forsyth.

From the outside table in the refreshment tent, Elizabeth could keep an eye on the path to the parking lot. Cameron should be coming back anytime now. She hoped she hadn’t missed him when she went to talk to the little boy; but when she realized that everyone had overlooked him, she didn’t feel that she had any choice. She leaned down and offered the rest of her sausage roll to Cluny, who took it with the air of performing a favor. Really, she had to stop eating this British pastry before she started receiving offers to play lineman for Green Bay.

“Hello,” said Marge Hutcheson, edging her way through the crowd with a cup of coffee in her hand. “Mind if I join you?”