front or she’d been eavesdropping. Either way, I’d be to blame.
Kelly slammed the door but it didn’t have a lock. I knocked gently. ‘Let me explain. No, don’t let me explain – just let me come in and say I’m sorry.’
I heard a sniffle and I opened up. She was lying face down on her bed, a pillow over her head. When I came in she flung it away and sat up to face me. ‘I’ve told you so much, Nick. Too much for you to take, was it?’
‘I know I should be able to tell these people to shove it but I can’t. I just can’t.’
She buried her head in her hands. ‘When will you be back?’
‘Not long. Tonight, maybe tomorrow.’
‘OK, off you go.’
I went to touch her but she flinched again. I turned for the door, picking up my Caterpillars and bomber jacket. No one was allowed to wear shoes in Carmen’s house. ‘Hey, listen, make sure Granny doesn’t go into my bag for any dirty washing. I’ll do it when I get back, OK?’
‘Whatever.’
15
It had taken me at least an hour to reach Chelsea Bridge, still seething at George and the Yes Man, and still being followed by the Volvo. The traffic thundered about me as I edged my way back into the flow towards Pimlico and the apartment where Suzy and I had stayed while preparing for the Penang job. The Firm had safe-houses dotted all around the country, but Pimlico seemed to have more than its fair share. They tended to be in mansion blocks that had been divided into self-contained flats, the sort business people used as
The flat I was going to was furnished, had a TV and a video, but no phone. The Firm serviced it and paid the bills, but it belonged to an alias company.
After cruising around for about fifteen minutes, I finally parked in Warwick Square. I fed the meter with as many coins as I had, hoping that would be enough. With any luck I’d be on my way back to Bromley within an hour or two.
I walked across the square to number sixty-six with Sundance and Trainers helpfully at my shoulder, and hit the intercom of flat three, which was on the top floor. The voice that answered belonged to Yvette, the Yes Man’s PA-cum-fixercum-who-knew-what. She always spoke softly, as if life was one big conspiracy. I had to put my ear right up to the speaker to hear her ‘Hello?’
‘It’s me, Nick.’
There was a buzz as the front door unlocked and I was pushed into the narrow hallway. It was the kind of push that left me in no doubt that the boys were looking forward to a return match.
When the house had been converted it had obviously been at the expense of the common areas. The staircase was almost directly ahead and I started climbing. The last time this place had seen a lick of paint must have been in the 1980s, when magnolia was all the rage, and the carpet wasn’t a lot younger. Fuck knows what colour it was meant to be.
The staircase turned on itself and followed the woodchip wallpaper up a few landings to the top floor. Yvette was waiting for me in the doorway. Suzy and I had christened her the Golf Club. She had shortish and thin brown practical hair, and was slim, maybe too slim. A night out with Kelly for a few chip suppers wouldn’t have done either of them any harm – even the arse in her skintight jeans was baggy. She was in her mid forties and, from the neck up, wouldn’t have looked out of place at a WI meeting. Her only jewellery was a wedding ring, though, and she was dressed for Everest. I’d seen her in several different Gore-Tex mountain jackets, and the rest of her looked as if it was sponsored by Helly Hansen. I glanced down at her feet. Sure enough, the mountain boots were in place; side- on she looked like Tiger Woods could have used her to drive off from the first tee.
She’d been extremely professional on the Penang job. Even before dropping off the revolver in the Georgetown Starbucks, she’d done all the admin, collated our passports and cover documents, got hold of any information we needed, and relayed instructions from the Yes Man, all without raising her voice above a whisper. Thanks to her, we never had to see him after the initial briefing, which suited me just fine. I decided I really must find a way to kill this man and then take care of Sundance and Trainers before I got old and grey. It would be a job no one would have to pay me for.
She opened the door wider and whispered me inside. ‘Hello, Nick. We never got to say goodbye.’
‘It would have been a bit of a waste of breath, wouldn’t it?’ I whispered back. If I’d talked normally to her, it would have sounded as if I was using a loud-hailer. I hoped I’d never find myself on top of a mountain depending on her to shout for help.
I got a little smile out of her, and returned the compliment as I walked into the flat. I could hear the Yes Man immediately. Excellent: I was already rehearsing my speech in my head. The small rectangular hallway had bare walls, another riot of magnolia. Directly in front of me was the door to the bedroom, and to the right the bathroom and a rather tattered white MFI kitchen. I went left, following the cheap grey office carpet, and into the living room, which overlooked the startling green of the square.
The Yes Man had his head down, and was taking up the whole of the red velour settee as he flicked through a pile of files and spoke into a cell. Suzy was sitting on one of the chairs, dressed in jeans, black leather jacket, and a jumper nearly the same colour as the carpet. At her feet was a large blue nylon sports bag.
The two remaining chairs stood against the wall. One was taken by a red Gore-Tex jacket I hadn’t seen the Golf Club wearing before, with a thousand pockets and zips. I took the other. Lying between them were two brown briefcases, each attached by about nine inches of chain to a worn steel handcuff.
Nobody said a word. The Yes Man didn’t greet me because he was an arsehole, and because he didn’t, Suzy couldn’t. I didn’t hold it against her. She got a bit overexcited at times, but if I had to work with someone, she was at the top of my list – and not just because the rest of the list were dead.
I sat on the edge of the chair and waited for the Golf Club to prepare a brew. Meanwhile the Yes Man kept nodding as he turned the pages and began to get flustered with whoever was at the other end of the phone. ‘OK . . . yes . . . No! Tell him he will meet them this evening – even if he hasn’t confirmed how many the meet is just as important. Remind him what he is, and that he has no choice.’
He slammed the phone down on the table and speed-read the remaining pages. I’d never seen him like this before; he was really starting to flap. Suzy and I just sat and exchanged glances while he continued reading and nodding. Fuck it, she looked as if she was looking forward to this. I knew Suzy was dying for a B & H, but I bet she wouldn’t be lighting one in front of him. The Yes Man didn’t drink or smoke, and was a born-again Christian – Scientologist, something like that – so he was pretty frightening at the best of times. I wondered if I should introduce him to Josh; perhaps they could bore each other to death.
There was clinking and clanking in the kitchen, and the sound of the electric kettle getting filled.
I leant forward and rested my forearms on my thighs as I watched the Yes Man making notes on the pages that flicked through his hands. His ginger hair was going even more grey around the edges – or it would have done if he’d left it alone, but he’d been at the Grecian 2000 again and I was catching more than a hint of copper.
As always, his blue, diamond-patterned tie was knotted really tight up to the collar. Maybe that was the reason for his permanently blushing complexion. Maybe he did it to try and hide his neck, which always seemed to have a boil on the go. He was in his mid-forties now, and the mind boggled as to what he must have looked like as a kid. The pockmarks all over his face suggested a miserable adolescence. Maybe that was what had turned him into an arsehole.
Judging by the sound of mugs being moved around in the kitchen it wouldn’t be long before the brew turned up, but here in the living room we were still waiting for the headmaster to take assembly. He turned a few more pages and dialled on his cell. I tried catching his eye, but he was just too distracted to notice as he read on and changed his mind about the call.
The clomping of Yvette’s boots on the thin carpet telegraphed her arrival with a tray. She put it down on the small table in front of the settee, and poured the Yes Man’s coffee first. He had what Suzy called Nato standard:
