“Mr. Ruth has, through the pre-game demonstration and this contest, now hit thirty-six balls out of the park and exhausted both clubs’ supply. We wish to thank you for your attendance today and please join us in three cheers for our visitors to Montreal!”
The crowd did better than that, breaking into “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow” and then for good measure “God Save the King” again. Ruth and his compatriots doffed their caps and a friendly mob swarmed the field. He signed a dozen autographs and was finally helped out of the throng and into a taxi that had been let onto the field to take him back to his hotel. I ran into the Jew again in the crush leaving the park.
“Another Exodus,” I said.
He clapped my shoulder, red-faced and daffy with hooch.
“The old Babe’ll be swinging his bat on Bullion Street tonight,” he yowled, making an obscene gesture.
The gate separated us and I was let back out on the mercy of the city. I started to feel like going on a tear of my own. The noise, movement, and temporary camaraderie had jazzed me. I could walk to Laura’s house and say goodbye. Get it over with. The way things stood my last friend in the world was gone, dead. Laura had probably been affianced off to a moneyed heir. Perhaps I could bury myself in some small Ontario town, play with a crystal set in the evenings trying to pick up signals from Texas. Crunch through blue snow at night to romance a cross-eyed librarian, become a clerk at a hardware store and sing in the Methodist choir, march in the Orangemen’s parade every July. I could do any number of things, but paramount I would find a saloon open on a Sunday on St. Catherine Street. After that I just might end up in a whorehouse on Bullion like Mr. Babe Ruth.
IN THE TAVERN my Frankfurter indigested so I ordered a Vichy water. A dwarf sang in Italian to a fat man beside him. The record was turned and the machine let out jazz, Roxy and His Gang, hometown boys like the Guybourg All-Stars. I started to think about Jack, and Laura.
He’d introduced me to her back in ’24. Jack was being political on campus and she was bucking patrimony, seemingly. Laura Dunphy, the devoted only daughter of Sir Lionel Dunphy, Q.C., Privy Council, past president of the Liberal Party, a real tyee. Jack had played Pied Piper and led a group of us to a Bolshevist meeting soon after Lenin’s death. An incomprehensible Glaswegian gave a report on factory conditions in the Ukraine and glorious future prospects for same. In attendance were myself, Jack, Laura, her inevitable plain friend Margery, Smiler, that prick Jerome Martel, and some clinging dishrag girls. Jack and Laura, a pair of redheads, strange portent. After the lecture a firebrand gave a stemwinder of revolutionary oration, and at its end we were all communists, marching out onto the street dead earnest, singing “The Internationale.” In a cafe the collective solved the world’s problems over egg creams and french fries. As we broke up for the night Laura put her arm through mine, announcing that I would be the one to escort her home. The look on Jack’s face was difficult to read, that secret amusement. Jerome Martel’s feelings were plain as day, and I gloated as I carried Laura off. I was done, easy as that. She had me by the time I walked her up the steps of her father’s mansion on the hill, still humming “The Internationale,” what the dwarf was trilling to the fat man at the end of the bar right now.
I gave them a mock salute with my seltzer and said: “Viva d’Annunzio.” It shut the little man up. He turned to his comrade and they looked daggers at me. I could just as easily have toasted Mussolini. That would’ve been splendid, fighting a midget. A long way from sparring with Jack when we were young. He’d fought in the army, taking an inter-regimental belt at Valcartier before being shipped to Europe. We’d even picked it up again as recently as last year before once more drifting apart. Jack an irregular comet. Where’d he been since then? Where was he now? Sizing myself up in the mirror, dark and different, my reflection hydrocephalic and clouded in the glass, I had to ask: Where was I?
From the bar I bought a pack of Consuls and wanted whiskey but the law allowed only beer and wine unless you knew where to look. At least this province was better than the rest of the country, dry for most of a decade. I’d hunt up a government licence tomorrow for something stronger. The record stopped playing, the beer arrived flat, and I began to fill with regret. My mind turned to bygone failures, weakness, a misspent past, the decay of my medical studies, Laura lost forever, Jack maybe dead. The Pater, polishing his barometer and returning to his desk to read Scripture. The dwarf and his partner left. A new record played an Irish lament, “Turn Ye to Me,” sung by John McCormack. Tired-looking whores sat at a table for a warm up, on a break from working the Sabbath. Near nine I made my sortie, dumping silver and ashes on the bartop.
Outside, it was raining. I turned my collar up against the elements. Old newspapers clogged the gutters. Crowded trolleys glowed by, windows steamed with human exhalation. Neon reflected off the empty wet pavement. My boots filled with icewater, my bare head soaked. I’ll catch pneumonia and die, came the thought. A right on Metcalfe to the Dominion, which was closed. Damnation. All lights out, the dark window advertising a plate supper of pork knuckles for a quarter-dollar. I pounded on the door. A black figure came towards me. Through the pane I heard: “Closed.”
He was the same barman I’d tipped the night before. In this world it proved impossible to have anything done without laying out the rhino. I held up a dollar bill. “A question.”
The door unbolted and the barman looked up and down the street, then hustled me in. He was bald and stank of rum.
“Is there a message for Sam, from Pete?” I asked.
He nodded, went behind the bar, and handed over an envelope. It was the kind used for bank deposits. I tossed him the buck.
“Way out back?”
He pointed a wavering finger to the kitchen where I pushed my way through piles of dirty plates and empty bottles and opened a gummy door onto an alley filled with rubbish. Outside once more, I tore open the envelope to read: “Loew’s, last show tonight,” written in Jack’s hand.
Walking in the direction of the theatre I felt elation. He was alive. He’d made it out somehow and was back to his old tricks. There was a chance this could play out. By the time I reached the cinema I was wet through. The marquee advertised
Through thick smoke the projector cast its light. A piano player laboured over suspense. There was quite a bit left to go, another reel or two. Two miners competed over rival claims, the scenario a pastiche out of Jack London or Robert Service. My mind wandered until a woman gasped as Chaney fought a wolf. The finale treated us to a tender moment with a baby and it all ended happily and for the best. With a flourish the house lights raised. Women fingered on gloves and the murmuring audience unclotted. There: down and to the left, two men in hats seated together, smoking. I gave a low Scout whistle. Jack turned around and pointed a finger at me, a cocked gun. With him this second, younger fellow. They came up through the thinning crowd and we met in the aisle.
“This way,” said Jack.
We took a short stairwell leading to the projection booth and Jack opened the door to what turned out to be a janitor’s cubby stuffed with torn publicity sheets, creased photographs of movie stars, ripped bunting.
“Do you have a handkerchief?” Jack asked once we’d fought our way in.
I shook my head.
“Then take mine. I’ll employ another principle.”
“What’s that?” asked the other man. He was a pretty blond, shorter than me.
“The memorable distracting detail,” Jack said.
The stranger began tying a cloth over his nose and mouth.
“What’s the gag?” I asked.
“Money,” Jack said. “You want some? Bob here does.”
The third man nodded.
“Bob, Mick. Mick, Bob.”
I looked from Jack to this Bob and back again, reeling my Irish in, that hot surge of fury. Without a by-your- leave or a word of explanation, as though my sentiments or any possible objections were not even in consideration. But it was too late. I couldn’t lose face. I was worse than any Chinaman. Jack handed me the disguise, and I put it on.
“What’d I tell you?” Jack said to Bob. “Mick’s our man.”
“I still say it’s a two-man job,” brayed Bob.
