A little after six o'clock.
Driving? Your own car?
Yes.
With a chauffeur?
No. I have no chauffeur.
Was anyone with you in the car?
No, I was alone. She gestured with the wedding-ring hand. Of course you're a detective, Mr. Wolfe, I'm not, but I don't see the point of all this.
Then you haven't used your brain. He turned. Tell her, Archie.
He was insulting her. Not caring to bother with something so obvious, he switched it to me. I obliged. You've probably been too busy with the baby to go into it, I told her. Say it was me. I put the baby in the vestibule before I phoned you. I wouldn't have done that if I hadn't known you were there, that the phone would be answered. It's possible that I had hung around until I saw you come home or until I saw a light in the house, but it's even more possible that I knew you were away for the weekend and would get home by dark. I might even have known what time you left Westport. Take the last question: was anyone with you in the car? That would have been the simplest and surest way for me to know when you got home, to be with you in the car. So if you had said yes, the next question would have been, who?
Good heavens. She was staring at me. Someone I know well enough to… She let it hang and turned to Wolfe. All right. Ask anything you want to.
He grunted. Not want. Must if I take the job. You own your house. Where is it?
Eleventh Street near Fifth Avenue. I inherited it. My great-grandfather built it. When I said I was sick and tired of being an Armstead I wasn't just talking, I meant it, but I like the house, and Dick loved it.
Do you share it? Have you any tenants?
No. Now I may I don't know.
Do the maid and the cook live there?
Yes.
Any others?
Not living in. A woman comes five days a week to help.
Could the maid or the cook have had a baby in January?
She smiled. Certainly not the cook. Nor the maid either. She has been with me nearly two years. No, she hasn't had a baby.
Then a relative of one of them. Perhaps a sister. An ideal arrangement for an inconvenient infant nephew. Wolfe moved a hand to put it aside. That will be routine. He tapped the slip of paper with a fingertip. The pinholes. Was it a safety pin?
No, it wasn't. Just an ordinary pin.
Indeed. His brows went up. You said inside the blanket. Where? Near what part of the baby feet, middle, head?
I think the feet, but I'm not sure. I had the baby out of the blanket before I saw the paper.
Wolfe swiveled. Archie. You like to give an opinion in terms of odds. What odds that no woman would so expose a baby to a bare pin?
I took three seconds. Not enough data. Exactly where was the pin? What did the baby have on? How accessible was a safety pin? Roughly, say ten to one, but that doesn't mean that one will get you ten that it was a man. I'm merely answering a question. No bet.
I didn't invite one. He swiveled back to her. I don't suppose it was naked in the blanket?
Oh no. It was dressed too much. A sweater, a corduroy hat, corduroy overalls, a T-shirt, an undershirt, rubber pants, and diaper. Oh, and booties. It was dressed all right.
Any safety pins?
Certainly, in the diaper.
Was the diaper uh fresh?
No. It was a mess. It had probably been on for hours. I changed it before the doctor came, but I had to use a pillow case.
I cut in. A bet, since you asked my opinion. One will get you twenty that if a woman pinned the paper to the blanket, it wasn't the one who dressed him.
No comment. He turned his head for a look at the wall clock. An hour till lunch. He took in through his nose all the air he had room for, which was plenty, let it out through his mouth, and turned to her. It would be necessary to get more information from you, much more, and Mr. Goodwin can do that as well as I. My commitment would be to learn the identity of the mother and establish it to your satisfaction, and to demonstrate the degree of probability that your husband was the father, with no warranty of success. Is that correct?
Why… yes. If you. No, I'll just say yes.
Very well. There's the formality of a retainer.
