funk nor treachery; it was wit. Anyhow, I'm not answerable to you. You, with others, engaged me to negotiate with Miss Karn, but Miss Karn is dead. Mr. Dunn engaged me to investigate the murder of Noel Hawthorne.' He looked at Dunn. 'Am I still so engaged?' 'Yes. Of course.' Dunn didn't sound very enthusiastic. 'But I don't know what you can do-- Prescott's down there with April--' 'Let's clear the air a little,' Wolfe suggested. 'April is in no danger whatever, except of being annoyed.' They all stared at him. May demanded, 'How do you know that?' 'I know more than that,' Wolfe assured her. 'But that's what I give you now. Accept it; it's good-- Next, Mr. Dunn, I offer you a suggestion. Yesterday Mr. Goodwin found Miss Karn seated in the living room, talking with April Hawthorne who was disguised with a veil to pass as Mrs. Noel Hawthorne.' Dunn nodded. 'That was one thing--' 'One thing you came here now to see me about. Of course. But my suggestion: Mr. Goodwin, on an impulse, parted the draperies that conceal the bar, WHERE THERE^S A WILL 229 and saw Mr. Stauffer standing there. Last evening Stauffer offered Goodwin a thousand dollars not to tell the police about it. Goodwin refused the bribe, but he didn't tell the police, and I didn't tell Inspector Cramer when he called on me this morning. But we might strike a bargain with Stauffer. Since he was Hawthorne's deputy in the foreign department of Daniel Cullen and Company, he must know the truth about that leakage on the Argentine loan. If it happened as you suspected yesterday, when Mrs. Hawthorne was found--' 'You're way behind,' Stauffer interrupted gruffly. Wolfe's brows lifted. 'Behind?' 'Yes. You're going to suggest that Dunn forces me to tell the truth about that loan business by threatening to inform the police that I was hiding . behind that curtain when Naomi Karn was there. Aren't you?' 'I thought we might try that.' 'Well, you're late. As long as Hawthorne was alive it was impossible for me to tell Dunn about it, I simply couldn't, but I told him this morning, and we confronted Mrs. Hawthorne with it and made her sign a statement. That was what made her vindictive enough to go to the police with a bunch of lies--' 'We don't know that she lied,' May objected. FR1;230 WHERE THERE'S A WILL 'Even if she stuck to the truth, it's enough to challenge Wolfe's statement that April's in no danger--'
'Let's clean up as we go along,' Wolfe put in. 'Then you're clear on the affair of the loan, Mr. Dunn?' 'I'm clear of perfidy,' Dunn said gloomily, 'but I let that damned woman make a fool of me. And anyway, with all this--it's all over--' 'Not quite,' Wolfe declared. 'It won't be all over until I'm through with it. With luck even, you should be able to sleep tonight, or tomorrow at the latest. But you can help me remove a few obstructions--excuse me--' The phone was ringing. I got my receiver at my ear, but he must have been on edge, for he reached for his extension without waiting for me. I said, 'Office of Nero Wolfe--' 'Saul Panzer, Archie. Three-eighteen. I'm reporting from--' Wolfe's voice cut him off: 'Hold the wire.' Wolfe dropped his instrument on its cradle, arose from his chair, said curtly, 'No record, Archie,' and made for the door. Fritz, who had been hovering, left the room with him. I plugged in the kitchen extension, kept the receiver to my ear until I heard Wolfe's voice and Saul's answering him, and hung up. FR1;WHERE THERE^S A WILL 231 May Hawthorne said incisively, 'He's a mountebank. Talk of our sleeping tonight! I tell you, someone must do something! Prescott down there with April! He may be a good lawyer, but he's not up to this. And Andy's a child. And this windbag of a Wolf e--bah! We're sunk, damn it!' Dunn muttered at her, without conviction, 'He says April is in no danger--' 'Bluff!' May snorted. 'My God, if the best we can do in the face of calamity is sit here and listen--'
'Be quiet, May,' June put in with quiet authority. 'Quit ragging. You know very well it's Nero Wolfe or nothing. What has anyone else been able to offer except well-meaning condolence? If we're sunk, we're sunk. You stop digging at John. He was on the verge of a collapse before this happened.' Her eyes left her sister, to look at her daughter, and her voice changed. 'Sara dear. I don't like to ask you what you came here for, but I'd like to know. Mr. Wolfe sent for you. Didn't he?' 'Yes.' Sara was on a chair next to her father. 'He wanted to ask me something. About my camera being stolen. You remember I spoke about it yesterday, and last evening I told Mr. Goodwin. Of course that was all I could tell Mr. Wolfe, that it was gone and I had no idea who took it.' So they discussed the camera. There had been 252 WHERE THERE'S A WILL two murders, an estate of millions had apparently gone up the flue as far as they were concerned, Dunn was tumbling headlong off of a national eminence, their April was being questioned by the police as a suspect, and they discussed the camera. That would have been all right if they had had any idea of its relation to the cataclysm, but as far as I could tell nobody had. They were still discussing it when Wolfe came back in. He got into his chair and looked around at the faces. 'Now,' he said brusquely, 'let's tidy up a little. First, Mrs. Hawthorne's vindictiveness after you cornered her on that loan business. I suppose one of the things she told the police was about the cornflower Andy found hanging on a briar, and April's wearing a bunch of cornflowers Tuesday afternoon which had been presented to her by Mr. Stauffer.' There were stares and two or three exclamations. Stauffer started, 'How the devil--' Wolfe wiggled a finger. 'Let me go on. I'm not trying to stagger you with effects. I got that story firsthand, from Mrs. Hawthorne herself yesterday, Did she give it to the police?' 'Yes, she did,' June replied. 'Describing, of course, the scene she saw through a window Tuesday evening, when Andy exhibited the cornflower to you and your husband and told WHERE THERE'S A WILL 233 i where he had found it. I suppose the police quesJtioned you about that?' 'Yes.' 'Did you admit it?' 'Of course not. It wasn't true. We denied it.' 'All three of you?' 'Yes.' Wolfe grunted. 'That's bad. You're going to regret that.' 'Why should we regret it, since we merely---' 'Merely told the truth, Mrs. Dunn? Oh, no. You lied. Don't take me for a fool. You shouldn't even take Mr. Cramer for a fool. Mrs. Hawthorne didn't invent that story. The fact is, you should have told me about it yourself, since you were hiring me for this job. And you'll tell me the truth now, or you'll get out of my office and take the job with you. I'm not being highhanded just for the devil of it. It's important, it may even be vital, that I have a statement from you, your husband and your son, that that cornflower was found there and all three of you saw it. Well?' 'It's a trick,' May snapped. 'Pfui!' Wolfe made a face at her. 'This thing is turning you into a dunce. I don't play tricks on clients.' He looked at~June7'Well?' Dunn demanded, 'Do you have any basis for your assertion that April is not in danger?' mmms 234 WHERE THERE'S A WILL 'I do. I'm not disclosing it, but I have it. You'd better either acquire some confidence in me, sir, or fire me.' 'All right. Andy found a cornflower there and showed it to my wife and me.' 'Tuesday evening, as Mrs. Hawthorne said?' 'Yes.' 'What did you do with it?' 'I threw it in the fireplace.' 'Do you confirm that, Mrs. Dunn?' June hesitated a second and then said firmly, 'Yes.' 'Good.' Wolfe frowned at her. 'You'll have to eat your denial to the police, but that's your fault. You had hired me and you should have consulted me. Next. Your sister's masquerade as Mrs. Hawthorne. Mr. Goodwin saw her there with Miss Karn, came straight to the library, and saw Mrs. Hawthorne with me. He ascertained that the one in the library was the real Mrs. Hawthorne by trying to lift her veil. You heard her scream. We concluded that the counterfeit downstairs must be April, the accomplished actress. Did Mrs. Hawthorne give that to the police too?' 'Yes,' June replied. 'How did she know about it?' 'Turner told her. The butler. I happened to be in the entrance hall when Miss Karn arrived and WHERE THERE^S A WILL 235 said she wanted to see Mrs. Hawthorne. I told Turner to put Miss Karn in the living room and I would attend to it. On my way upstairs I had an idea. Daisy was in the library with you. The idea was for April to get a dress and veil from Daisy's room and see Miss Karn and find out what she had to say. I found her in May's room and suggested it, and they approved. Mr. Stauffer was there too, and he--' 'I didn't,' Stauffer put in curtly. 'I mean I didn't approve. I strongly disapproved. I went down and entered the bar from the rear and stayed there behind the curtain as a protection for April. Goodwin saw me there.' ^ | 'And Turner?' Wolfe asked June. t' 'I don't think he suspected anything when he saw April come downstairs. She was perfect. She always is. But he knew Daisy was in the library at a moment when she was also in the living room, for he saw her there when he went to tell you that one of your men had arrived. He couldn't tell his mistress about it at once, for he didn't know which one was her, but he told her later.' 'And now she has told the police.' 'Yes.' 'And you have all been questioned. 'Yes.' 'And you have, I hope--except Mr. Stauffer-- told it just as it happened.' 236 WHERE THERE'S A WILL 'Of course not. 'We denied it.' 'Good heavens.' Wolfe sighed, and compressed his lips. 'You have denied the whole thing?' 'Yes.' 'April too?' 'Yes.' 'And Turner presumably is a mealymouthed liar?' 'No. He must--we merely said--he must be mistaken.' 'God bless you.' Wolfe was disgusted. 'He'd better. You merely said! It's a wonder you're not all locked up! Was Prescott in on this?' 'No. No one knew of it except April and May and me--and Mr. Stauffer. Not even my husband, until this morning.' June fluttered a hand at him. 'And I appeal to you, Mr. Wolfe, to--to understand. Ordinarily I'm not a fool, none of us is. But we've been so shocked and bewildered and helpless --all the sense we had was knocked out of us. For my husband and me this came at the end of months of frightful strain--you must understand--' She faltered to a stop. Wolfe said gruffly, 'My understanding wouldn't help you any. You can get that anywhere. Tell me what Miss Karn said to your sister disguised as Mrs. Hawthorne.' ' 'She wanted a million dollars.' ( WHERE THERE'S A WILL 237 'You mean she offered to sign over all but a million?'
