'You'll hear it.' Cramer hesitated a moment, sat down, and growled, 'Go ahead.' Wolfe said, 'Your notebook, Archie.' I opened the drawer and got it out. He leaned back and closed his eyes and started off in his usual smooth monotone: 'To W. B. Oliver, Editor of the Gazette. Dear Mr. Oliver. Inspector Fergus Cramer has arrested me as a material witness in the Hawthorne-Ram murder case, and I may be unable to get out on bail before morning. I therefore wish to expose him and his superiors to ridicule and derision, and luckily am in a position to do so. You know whether my word may be relied upon. I suggest that you publish these facts in your Monday city edition: That my arrest was motivated by professional pique. That by my own brilliant and ingenious interpretation of evidence, I have discovered the identity of the murderer. That I am not prepared as yet to disclose the murderer's identity to the police, for fear their bungling--hint at worse if you care to--will prematurely spring a trap I have set for the criminal. That when the time comes--you may say soon--the arrest will be made by representatives of the Gazette, and the murderer will be delivered by them to the police, together with conclusive evidence of guilt. I shall certainly be out on bail by Monday WHERE THERE^S A WILL 247 noon at the latest, and if you will kindly come to my house at 1:30 for lunch, we can discuss details, including the sum your paper will be willing to pay for this coup. With best wishes and regards, cordially yours. Sign my name and make sure it reaches Mr. Oliver before ten o'clock tonight.' Wolfe got to his feet, grunting as usual. 'Well, I sir. I'm ready.' Cramer, not stirring, growled, 'Oliver won't get that. I take Goodwin too.' Wolfe shrugged. 'That would delay it twentyfour hours. He would publish Tuesday instead of Monday.' 'He wouldn't dare. Neither would you. You know the law. Oliver wouldn't dare touch it. This case--' 'Bah. No matter what the law is, if we deliver I the murderer and the evidence we'll be heroes. I'm ready to go.' 'You'll lose your license.' 'I'll collect enough from the Gazette to retire on.' 'How much of that is bluff?' 'None of it. I'm giving Mr. Oliver my word.' Cramer glared at me. I grinned at him sympathetically. He cocked his head at Wolfe, and suddenly acquired an excess of blood above the neck and made an exhibition of himself. He jerked up, 248 WHERE THERE'S A WILL slammed the desk with his fist, and yelled at 'wolfe, 'Sit down! You goddam rhinoceros! Sit down!' The phone rang. I swiveled and got it, spoke to it, and heard Fred Durkin's voice, low, husky and urgent: 'Archie? Come up here as quick as you can! I'm in that place again, and I've got a corpse or he soon will be!' 'Pm sorry,' I said politely, 'but I haven't had a chance to speak to Mr. Wolfe about it. I'm sure he can't come now--he's engaged here with a visitor from the police--hold the wire, please.' I addressed Wolfe, with the receiver close enough so Fred would get it too: 'This is that fellow Dawson. He phoned this afternoon. He's got a crate of Cattleya Mossiae from Venezuela, and he wants a hundred bucks for a dozen. He's had an offer--' 'I can't go now.' 'I know you can't--' 'But you can. Tell him you'll be there right away.' I spoke to the phone: 'Mr. Wolfe says he wants them if they're in good condition, Mr. Dawson. I'll come and take a look at them. You can expect me in fifteen minutes.' I hung up and marched out. One of the things I didn't like about it was that if Cramer decided to get suspicious it would be a cinch for him to step to WHERE THERE'S A WILL 249 the phone and have the call traced, but by the look j on his face I judged that his mind was occupied ?with other affairs. % 1 At the curb in front, Cramer's car was nosing the roadster's tail. I nodded a cheerful greeting to the two dicks on the driver's seat, hopped in the roadster, and rolled. It wasn't likely that they had any instructions that would cause them to follow me, but I made sure by circling into 34th Street and halting for a couple of minutes, and then headed downtown. At that time of a July Sunday afternoon the streets were nearly deserted, and I ad only a little more than a mile to go. I parked here I had the day before, a little distance east of ie address, trotted to the vestibule and pushed the mtton under Dawson, opened the door when I ieard the click, and mounted the two flights. At the door at the end of the hall, which was lalfway open, I was confronted by two evidences of violence. A panel of the door and part of its frame was in splinters. That was one. The other was Fred Durkin's face. The left side of his jaw was swollen, and there was a bruise on his right temple with the skin raw. 'Oh,' I said. 'You're the corpse, huh?' 'Huh yourself,' he retorted with Irish wit. 'Look at this.' I followed him inside, and saw more evidences of FR1;250 WHERE THERE'S A WILL violence. A table and a chair had been overturned and a couple of rugs were messed up, and lying there on the floor was Glenn Prescott. His eyes were open, staring up at us. His 'face was in much worse shape than Fred's, and there was blood here and there, mostly on his collar and tie and the front of his shirt. 'He came to,' Fred said, 'but he won't talk. I wiped some blood off his face, but it dribbles out of his nose.' Prescott let out a moan. 'I'll--talk,' he mumbled thickly. 'I'll talk if--1 can. I'm afraid I'm hurt--internally.' His hand groped around his belly. 'He hit me there.' I knelt beside him and felt his pulse. Then I started feeling and poking all around. He winced and said ouch and moaned, but I couldn't find any indication of agony. Fred brought me a wet towel and I cleaned his face off some. I stood up. 'I don't think you're hurt much, but of course I'm not sure. He didn't hit you with anything but his fists, did he?' 'I don't know. He knocked me down--and I got up--and he knocked me down again--' 'Who was it, Davis?' 'I'm not going--' He moaned. 'Sure it was Davis,' Fred put in. 'He must have come while I was around the corner phoning you. WHERE THERE'S A WILL 251 I came back and watched the entrance, and pretty soon this guy walked up and pushed the button and went in. After a while I heard noises. The janitor came out from below and said he heard them too. U-le let me in, but he said he wasn't looking for trouble and didn't come up with me. Just as I got to the top of the second flight I got it. I caught a glimpse of him, but not quick enough. My head musta hit on the corner. When I come to I was wedged in there at the turn of the stairs, and he was gone. I came up and busted in the door and here was this guy on the floor.' I looked around, saw the phone, went to it, and dialed a number. In a minute White's voice answered.
'Archie,' I told him. 'Is Cramer still there?' 'Yes.' 'Do I report?'* 'Yes.' 'I'm talking from Dawson's apartment. Prescott is here on the floor bruised up a little. Davis played tunes on him and knocked Fred downstairs and rent out for a walk. Fred's here.' 'Is Prescott badly hurt?' 'I don't think so.' 'Bring him here.' 'What about Cramer? His car's out front with two dicks.' 252 WHERE THERE'S A WILL 'That's all right. We are co-operating with the police.' 'Oh. Goody.' I hung up and turned to Prescott. 'Inspector Cramen is in Nero White's office and wants to see you. We're going to put you on your feet and help you downstairs.' He moaned. 'But I may be injured?it may be dangerous?' 'I don't think so. We'll see if you can stand up. Here, Fred.' We got him erect without anything breaking. From the way he groaned you might have thought he wasn't worth bothering with, but after we stood him up I tried his pulse and it was as good as mine. So we walked him and let him groan. When we got him down to the ground floor we sat him on a step and I went out and moved the roadster to the curb in front. Then we took him out and hoisted him in, and I climbed in behind the wheel and told Fred to hop in the rumble seat. Fred, standing on the sidewalk, shook his head. 'You don't need me. I got an errand.' 'They'll want to ask you. Get in.' 'They can ask me later. I got a certain matter.' I looked at him. There was an edge to his voice, and a glint in his eye, that showed me there was no use arguing. FR1;WHERE THERE^S A WILL 253 'All right,' I said, 'there's one chance in a million you might find him there. If you do, don't be a sap. Remember that any citizen who sees a crime committed, like for instance assault and battery, can legally make an arrest. You may not have seen It much, but you sure felt it.' 'Go float on a rock,' he said, and tramped off. I saw that Prescott was propped in his corner, and started the car. On the way up to 3 ^th Street, Prescott put his hand on my arm and said he had decided he had better go to a hospital. I didn't bother to persuade him out of it, but just kept going. In front of White's house, the two city employees in Cramer's car were obviously expecting us. They helped me ease my cargo out to the sidewalk, paying no more attention to his protests than I did as we took him up the stoop and on inside. In the hall we were met not only by Wolfe and Cramer, but also by Doc Vollmer, whose office was up the street. Wolfe took command and gave the instructions. The doctor and one of the dicks walked upstairs while I ascended with Prescott in the elevator. I left him there with them in the south bedroom, the spare on the same floor as mine, and went back down to the office. Wolfe and Cramer were sitting there. I made my report, though there wasn't a lot to add to what I 254 WHERE THERE'S A WILL had told Wolfe on the phone. Wolfe held himself in, but I could tell by the look of his eyes that it was only the presence of company that restrained him from making pointed remarks about Fred Durkin. I gathered that the person who was really wanted to make it a good party was Mr. Eugene Davis. Cramer got his office on the phone, and from the orders he barked to some underling it was evident that 'wolfe had told him all about the DavisDawson angle and that every cop on the force was already searching for the junior partner of the dear old firm. Just as Cramer hung up the doorbell started buzzing and didn't stop. I beat it for the hall, bumped into Fritz, and told him I would tend to it. I swung the door wide, and after one glance stepped aside with a welcoming grin. The extra dick was standing on the second step, looking alert but uncertain, staring up. Confronting me was Eugene-Earl-Davis-Dawson, haggard, untidy, without a hat, and at his elbow, with a gun stuck against his ribs, was Fred Durkin. 'Well, well,' I observed approvingly. Fred, intent on his errand, disregarded me. 'March, you big ape/* he commanded, prodding with the gun, and Davis marched. I shut the door and followed them into the office. Fred kept him FR1;WHERE THERE^S A WILL 255 going right up to 'white's desk, and then dropped the gun in his pocket and faced his captive. 'Take a run,' he said grimly. 'Or make a pass at me or something. All I ask--' I 'That will do,
