“Pay attention, babe,” Crow said. “I’m gonna teach you a little guerrilla warfare.”
He got out his rifle from its saddle sheath. It was a Savage 110 Tactical. Good sniper rifle. He knew this gun. He’d packed the shells himself. It was a reliable piece of machinery.
“This here’s a trick I learned in a little jungle war you probably ain’t never heard of. Hold out your thumb at arm’s length, okay? Now you wait until the helicopter’s as big as the thumb. That’s when it’s close enough you can shoot it down.”
“Will that work?” she asked nervously.
“Hell, if the Cong could do it, so can I.”
He took out three Basilisks before the others could sweep up and around and out of range again. It was damned fine shooting if he did say so himself. But then the survivors set down in the distant snow and disgorged at least thirty armed men. Which changed the odds somewhat.
Annie counted soldiers, and quietly said, “Crow…”
Crow held a finger to her lips.
“Don’t you worry none aboutme. I’m a trickster, babe. I’m archetypal. Ain’t none of them can touch the Man.”
Annie kissed his finger and squeezed his hand. But by the look in her eyes, he could tell she knew he was lying. “They can make you suffer, though,” she said. “Eric has an old enemy staked to a rock back at his estates. Vultures come and eat his intestines.”
“That’s his brother, actually.” It was an ugly story, and he was just as glad when she didn’t ask him to elaborate. “Hunker down, now. Here they come.”
The troops came scattershot up the slope, running raggedly from cover to cover. Very professional.
Crow settled himself down on his elbows, and raised his rifle. Not much wind. On a day like today, he ought to be able to hit a man at five hundred yards ten times out of ten. “Kiss your asses good-bye,” he muttered.
He figured he’d take out half of them before they got close enough to throw a stasis grenade.
Lord Eric was a well-made man, tall and full of grace. He had the glint of power to him, was bold and fair of face. A touch of lace was at his wrist. His shirt was finest silk.
“Lady Anne,” he said.
“Lord Eric.”
“I have come to restore you to your home and station: to your lands, estates, gracious powers, and wide holdings. As well as to the bed of your devoted husband.” His chariot rested in the snow behind him; he’d waited until all the dirty work was done before showing up.
“You are no longer my husband. I have cast my fortune with a better man than thou.”
“That gypsy?” He afforded Crow the briefest and most dismissive of glances. “’Tis no more than a common thief, scarce worth the hemp to hang him, the wood to burn him, the water to drown him, nor the earth to bury him. Yet he has made free with a someat trifle that is mine and mine alone to depose-I speak of your honor. So he must die. He must die, and thou be brought to heel, as obedient to my hand as my hawk, my hound, or my horse.”
She spat at his feet. “Eat shit, asshole.”
Lord Eric’s elegant face went white. He drew back his fist to strike her.
Crow’s hands were cuffed behind his back, and he couldn’t free them. So he lurched suddenly forward, catching his captors and Eric by surprise, and took the blow on his own face. That sucker hurt, but he didn’t let it show. With the biggest, meanest grin he could manage, he said, “See, there’s the difference between you and me. You couldn’t stop yourself from hurting her. I could.”
“Think you so?” Lord Eric gestured and one of his men handed him a pair of gray kid gloves of finest Spanish leather. “I raised a mortal above her state. Four hundred years was she my consort. No more.”
Fear entered Annie’s eyes for the first time, though nobody who knew her less well than Crow could have told.
“I will strangle her myself,” Eric said, pulling on the gloves. “She deserves no less honor, for she was once my wife.”
The tiger cage was set up on a low dais; one focus of the large, oval room. Crow knew from tiger cages, but he’d never thought he’d wind up in one. Especially not in the middle of somebody’s party.
Especially not at Annie’s wake.
The living room was filled with demiurges and light laughter, cocaine and gin. Old Tezcatlipoca, who had been as good as a father to Crow in his time, seeing him, grimaced and shook his head. Now Crow regretted ever getting involved with Spaniards, however sensible an idea it had seemed at the time.
The powers and godlings who orbited the party, cocktails in hand, solitary and aloof as planets, included Lady Dale, who bestowed riches with one hand and lightnings from the other, and had a grudge against Crow for stealing her distaff; Lord Aubrey of the short and happy lives, who hated him for the sake of a friend; Lady Siff of the flames, whose attentions he had once scorned; and Reverend Wednesday, old father death himself, in clerical collar, stiff with disapproval at Crow’s libertine ways.
He had no allies anywhere in this room.
Over there was Lord Taleisin, the demiurge of music, who, possibly alone of all this glittering assemblage, bore Crow no ill will. Crow figured it was because Tal had never learned the truth behind that business back in Crete.
He figured, too, there must be some way to turn that to his advantage.
“You look away from me every time I go by,” Lord Taleisin said. “Yet I know of no offense you have given me, or I you.”
“Just wanted to get your attention is all,” Crow said. “Without any of the others suspecting it.” His brow was set in angry lines but his words were soft and mild. “I been thinking about how I came to be. I mean, you guys are simplythere, a part of the natural order of things. But us archetypes are created out of a million years of campfire tales and wishful lies. We’re thrown up out of the collective unconscious. I got to wondering what would happen if somebody with access to that unconscious-you, for example-was to plant a few songs here and there.”
“It could be done, possibly. Nothing’s certain. But what would be the point?”
“How’d you like your brother’s heart in a box?”
Lord Tal smiled urbanely. “Eric and I may not see eye to eye on everything, yet I cannot claim to hate him so as to wish the physical universe rendered un-inhabitable.”
“Not him. Your other brother.”
Tal involuntarily glanced over his shoulder, toward the distant mountain, where a small dark figure lay tormented by vultures. The house had been built here with just that view in mind. “If it could be done, don’t you think I’d’ve done it?” Leaving unsaid but understood:How could you succeed where I have failed? “I’m the trickster, babe-remember? I’m the wild card, the unpredictable element, the unexpected event.
I’m the blackfly under the saddle. I’m the ice on the O-rings. I am theonly one who could do this for you.”
Very quietly, Lord Taleisin said, “What sureties do you require?”
“Your word’s good enough for me, pal. Just don’t forget to spit in my face before you leave. It’ll look better.”
“Have fun,” Lord Eric said, and left the room.
Eric’s men worked Crow over good. They broke his ribs and kicked in his face. A couple of times they had to stop to get their breath back, they were laboring so hard. He had to give them credit, they put their backs into the work. But, like Crow himself, the entertainment was too boorish for its audience.
Long before it was done, most of the partyers had left in boredom or disgust.
At last he groaned, and he died.
Well, what was a little thing like death to somebody like Crow? He was archetypal-the universe demanded that he exist. Kill him here-and-now and he’d be reborn there-and-then. It wouldn’t be long before he was up and around again.
But not Annie.
No, that was the bitch of the thing. Annie was dead, and the odds were good she wasn’t coming back.
Among twenty smog-choked cities, the only still thing was the eye of Crow. He leaned back, arms crossed, in the saddle of his Harley, staring at a certain door so hard he was almost surprised his gaze didn’t burn a hole in it.
A martlet flew down from the sky and perched on the handlebars. It was a little bird, round-headed and short-
