Mary Poppins Opens the Door

Dear Mrs. Clump!'

he advised her, with a gleeful shriek.

A shudder of horror shook Mrs. Clump as she tried to move her large black boots. She struggled. She writhed. She wriggled her body. But her feet were firmly glued to the floor.

'Clever girl, Mary! I'd never have thought of it!' Mr. Twigley smiled at Mary Poppins with pride and admiration.

'This is your doing — you wilful, wicked, cold-hearted Varmint!' Mrs. Clump gave an angry shout as she tried to clutch at Mary Poppins. 'But I'll get even with you yet — or my name's not Sarah Clump!'

'It'll never be Twigley, anyway!' shrieked Mr. Twigley joyously.

'I want to go home! I want the Police Station!' wailed the Policeman, spinning madly.

'Well, nobody's keeping you, I'm sure!' said Mary Poppins, sniffing. As she spoke the Policeman's box came to a standstill and he stumbled off it, panting.

'Scotland Yard!' he cried, staggering to the door. 'I must see the Chief! I must make a Report.' And, blowing a frantic peal on his whistle, he fled downstairs and out of the house.

'Come back, you Villain!' screamed Mrs. Clump. 'He's gone!' she went on, as the front door banged. 'Oh, what shall I do? Help! Murder! Fire!'

Her face grew red as she tried to free herself. But it was no good. Her feet were firmly fixed to the floor, and she flung out her arms with a cry of anguish.

'Mr. Twigley!' she begged. 'Please help me, Sir! I've always cooked you tasty meals. I've always kept you clean and tidy. You won't have to marry me, I promise. If you'll only wish something to set me free!'

'Be careful, Fred!' warned Mary Poppins, as she twirled in a dignified manner.

'A Wish in Time saves Nine! Now, let me think!' murmured Mr. Twigley.

He pressed his fingers to his eyes. Jane and Michael could see he was making an effort to wish Something Really Useful. For a moment he spun round, deep in thought. Then he looked up, smiling, and clapped his hands.

'Mrs. Clump,' he cried gaily. 'You shall be free! I wish for you a Golden Palace and Peacock Pie every day for dinner. But—' he winked across at Mary

Poppins, 'my kind of palace, Mrs. Clump! And my kind of pie!'

A roll of drums boomed through the attic.

Mrs. Clump looked at Mary Poppins and smiled a smile of triumph.

'Aha!' she said smugly. 'What did I tell you?'

But even as she spoke the proud smile faded. It changed to a look of purest terror.

For Mrs. Clump was no longer a large fat woman. Her buxom body was rapidly shrinking. Her feet as they spun on the creaking floor grew smaller with every turn.

'What's this?' she panted. 'Oh, what can it be?' Her arms and her legs grew short and skinny as her figure dwindled to half its size.

'Police! Fire! Murder! S.O.S.' Her voice grew thinner as she shrank.

'Oh, Mr. Twigley! What have you done? Police! Police!' squeaked the tiny voice.

As she spoke the floor gave an angry heave and flung her, spinning, into the air. She bounced back with a frantic shriek and stumbled away across the room. And as she ran she grew smaller than ever and her movements more and more jerky. One moment she was the size of a kitten and the next no bigger than a small-sized mouse. Away she went, stumbling and bouncing and tripping, till at the end of the attic she dashed into a tiny golden palace that had suddenly appeared.

'Oh, why did I speak to him? What has he done?' Mrs. Clump cried out in a tinny voice.

And looking through one of the golden windows, the children saw her collapse on a chair before a small tin pie. She began to cut it with jerky movements as the palace door closed with a bang.

At that moment the boxes ceased to spin. The music stopped and the attic was silent.

Down from his box sprang Mr. Twigley and ran to the golden palace. With a cry of delight he picked it up and gazed at the scene within.

'Very clever! I really must congratulate myself. All it needs now is a penny-in-the-slot and then it will do for Brighton Pier. One Penny, Only One Penny, folks! To see the Fat Woman Eating the Pie! Roll up! Roll up! Only one Penny!'

Waving the palace, Mr. Twigley went gaily capering round the room. Jane and Michael, leaping down from their boxes, ran after him and caught his coat-tails. They peered through the windows at Mrs. Clump. There was a look of horror on her mechanical face as she cut her mechanical pie.

'That was your sixth wish!' Michael reminded him.

'It was indeed!' Mr. Twigley agreed. 'A Really useful idea, for once! Where there's a wish, there's a way, you see! Especially if she's around!' He nodded at Mary Poppins, who was stepping off her musical box in the most majestic manner.

'Get your hats, please!' she commanded sharply. 'I want to get home for a Cup of Tea. I am not a Desert Camel.'

'Oh, just one moment, please, Mary Poppins! Mr. Twigley's got one more wish!'

Jane and Michael, both talking at once, were tugging at her hands.

'Why, so I have! I'd quite forgotten. Now, what shall I—?'

'Cherry-Tree Lane, remember, Fred!' Mary Poppins' voice had a warning note.

'Oh, I'm glad you reminded me. Just a second!' Mr. Twigley put his hand to his brow and a scale of music sounded.

'What did you wish?' asked Jane and Michael.

But Mr. Twigley seemed suddenly to have become deaf, for he took no notice of the question. He shook hands hurriedly as though, having wished all his wishes, he was now anxious to be alone.

'You have to be going, you said? How sad! Is this your hat? Well, delighted you came! I hope — are these your gloves, dear Mary? — I hope you'll pay me another visit when my wishes come round again!'

'When will that be?' demanded Michael.

'Oh, in about ninety years or so.' Mr. Twigley answered airily.

'But we'll be quite old by then!' said Jane.

'Maybe,' he replied, with a little shrug. 'But at least not as old as I am!'

And with that he kissed Mary Poppins on both cheeks and hustled them out of the room.

The last thing they saw was his jubilant smile as he began to fix a Penny-in-the-Slot to Mrs. Clump's palace….

Later, when they came to think about it, Jane and Michael could never remember how they got out of Mr. Twigley's house and into Cherry-Tree Lane. It seemed as though at one moment they were on the dusty stairs and the next were following Mary Poppins through the pearly evening light.

Jane glanced back for one last look at the little house.

'Michael!' she said in a startled whisper. 'It's gone. Everything's gone!'

He looked round. Yes! Jane was right. The little street and the old-fashioned houses were nowhere to be seen. There was only the shadowy Park before them and the well-known curve of Cherry-Tree Lane.

'Well, where have we been all the afternoon?' said Michael, staring about him.

But it needed someone wiser than Jane to answer that question truly.

'We must have been somewhere,' she said sensibly.

But that was not enough for Michael. He rushed away to Mary Poppins and pulled at her best blue skirt.

'Mary Poppins, where have we been today? What's happened to Mr. Twigley?'

'How should I know?' snapped Mary Poppins. 'I'm not an Encyclopaedia.'

'But he's gone! And the street's gone! And I suppose the musical box has gone, too — the one he went round on this afternoon!'

Mary Poppins stood still on the kerb, and stared.

'A cousin of mine on a musical box? What nonsense you do talk, Michael Banks!'