Lewden.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Anatomy of a Betrayal: Why We Left the Water After 20
Years of Squid Studies, Bypass Press.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Discredited: Why We Have Been the Target of Unfair Ridicule and Persecution by Other Squidologists (chapbook), privately published.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, King Squid NocturnalPrey Stalking Tactics, Buzzard Publishing.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Some Interesting Metaphors Conveyed to Us By the King Squid (chapbook), Ambergris Squidology Society.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Squid Communication in Murky Conditions (chapbook), Leoprand Collective Publishing.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Sucker Strength in King Squid Juveniles, Nicea Publications for the Betterment of Science.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, That Which Cannot Be Said: The Real Case for Squid Intelligence, Cephalopod Press.
(Although not specifically cited within my monograph, this book most influenced my arguments for squid intelligence.)
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, The Darkness of Squid Ink: Our Personal Journey into Obscurity (chapbook), privately printed.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, The Loss of Dignity in the Face of Persecution: Scientists Forced to Beg for Food (broadsheet), privately published.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, The Sociological Sig nificance of Beak Size in King Squid Communities, Southern Cities Press.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, The Terrifying King Squid Speaks, privately published.
Furness, Raymond and Leepin, Paulina, Vital Similarities Between the King Squid and the Skamoo Icicle Squid of the Extreme North, Absence Publications.
Gambol, Nils, Flashions: The Influence of Squid Tentacles on Ambergrisian Hair Salons, Nail Biter Productions.
(One might consider the recent squid fads in hair styles and other primpings to be a kind of passive squidanthropy— although to one truly afflicted with the disease, it no doubt feels like cruel mockery.) Gevers, Nicholas, Last and First Squid, Johannes Publishing.
Giflank, Henry, The Hoegbotton Guide to Cresomania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Giflank, Henry, The Hoegbotton Guide to Pseudomania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Gort, Joan, Investigations, According to Licensed Dock Number and Maritime Phratry, of Squid- Haul Tallymen on Public Aid: Volume Seven of the Statistical Survey of Mothian Municipalities,With Figures Representing the Flux of Civil Posts During the Partition of the Ruling Government, Tarzia Public Document Archives.
Gort, Marmy, “A Select Listing of Squid Catalogued at the Fish Markets of the Ambergris Docks,”
published in The Amateur Squidologist, Vol. 12, Issue 6, Ambergris Squidology Society.
Gort, Marmy, “Remarks Addressed to an Ignorant Squid Fancier,” published in The Amateur Squidologist, Vol. 11, Issue 5, Ambergris Squidology Society.
(This speech is perhaps the funniest rebuttal of ignorance ever published. It consists of a conversation between two squid as they perform an autopsy on a drowned human. The squids’ absurd mislabeling of parts and purpose — the heart is determined to be a tumor, the liver a misplaced tongue — still makes me chuckle.)
Gort, Marmy, “Seven ‘Profane’ Properties of King Squid Ink,” published in The Amateur Squidologist, Vol. 15, Issue 3, Ambergris Squidology Society.
Gort, Marmy, A Detailed Diary of Mold, Great Moments in Science Press.
(This boring tome chronicles the spread of fungus to the river’s bank over 300 long pages; however, there is some pay-off for the amateur squidologist at the end of the account, as a tentacle flicks briefly from the water and then disappears.)
Gort, Marmy, ed., Homage to a Squidman: Essays on Cepha lopods Written forClyde Aldrich on the Occasion of His 75th Birthday, Ambergris Squidology Society Press.
(I had the great pleasure of meeting Clyde Aldrich at this event. Whatever one may think of Aldrich’s ridiculous theories, his passion for squidology has done more to legitimize this noble science than a hundred more logical theorists.)
Gort, Volman, The History of Tenticular Creatures, Southern Cities Press.
(Perhaps a bit fanciful — for example, I do not personally consider frogs to be tenticular creatures unless born deformed.)
Griffin, Magni, The Vanished Squid: An Exploration of the Extinguished White Ghost Squid, Walfer-Barrett Publishers.
Halme, J. P., An Annotated Bibliography of References Pertain ingto the Biology, Fisheries, and Management of Squids, The Squid Lover’s Press.
Halme, J. P., Squid Strandings, Southern Cities Press.
Halme, J.P., “There Are Giants in the River”: Monsters and Mysteries of the River Moth, Frankwrithe
& Lewden.
Hatepool, J. D., The Dictionary of Obscure Insults, Up Yer Arse Publications.
Hewn, Reese, Decadence with Decapods, The Real Cephalopod Press.
Hewn, Reese, Nine Arms Are Not Enough, Cephalopod Publications.
(My good friend Reese is wrong — nine arms are more than enough. Seven arms are not enough.) Hoegbotton, Henry, ed., Henry Hoegbotton’s Squid Primer, Hoegbotton & Sons.
Hortent, Nigel, The Hoegbotton Guide to Dipsomania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Hortent, Nigel, The Hoegbotton Guide to Pyromania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Istlewick, James, The Hoegbotton Guide to Doramania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Istlewick, James, The Hoegbotton Guide to Siderodromomania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
Jakes, Laura, My Life As a Squid, The Squid Lover’s Press.
Jitterness, Jonathan, The Hoegbotton Guide to Sitomania, Hoegbotton & Sons Press.
John, Samuel, Confessions of an Asylum Inmate (chapbook), Sensational True Life Story Serials Press.
Keater, Mathew, A Report from the Cappan’s Ministers on an Odd Occurrence Involving Certain Types of Intractable Squid, Bits and Scraps Publications.
(To Keater, the president of the Ambergris Gourmand Society, any squid that resists being harpooned and eaten is an “intractable” squid. Although I am sure that any squid sampled by his rubbery lips must at least feel somewhat at home.)
Keensticker, Harrod, The Malicious Monster: An Experienced Seaman’s Heated Oral Ejaculations on the Coming Battle BetweenSquid and Man, Tales of the Sea Press.
Kickleback, John, The Hoegbotton Guide to Drapetomania, Hoegbotton &
