Margery never said “I told you so.” Helen’s landlady simply turned up at her door Sunday afternoon with a plate of fudge.
“Here,” she said. “Chocolate cures almost everything.”
“Even stupidity?” Helen said. She bit into a thick dark square. It was bitter chocolate. “Mmmm. My favorite.”
Margery’s violet shorts were the color of the evening sky. Her red toenail polish was a tropical sunset. Her kind, shrewd old eyes seemed to see straight into Helen.
“Welcome to South Florida, land of deadbeats, drunks, and druggies,” Margery said, helping herself to a piece of fudge. “Most of the single men down here are some other woman’s mistake. The trick is not to make them your mistake.”
“I should have listened to you,” Helen said. “I didn’t believe anyone could be so cheap. Cal stole the waitress’s tip. That’s disgusting.”
“Canadians are stingy tippers. You’ve heard the local joke: What’s the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?”
Helen shook her head.
“A canoe tips,” Margery said.
Helen tried to laugh but she couldn’t. Nothing seemed funny right now.
Margery turned serious. “You’re a nice person, Helen. I worry about you. This isn’t the Midwest. In South Florida, everyone is running from somebody or something: bad weather, bad debts, a bad life, a bad spouse. Or they’ve done something bad.
“Nobody has roots here. In the Midwest, if you don’t know a guy, you can make a few phone calls and find out about him. Down here, women hire private detectives to do background checks. Too often, they find out they are about to marry a deadbeat dad, a bisexual, or a man in trouble with the law. I know you’re running from something, too. I suspect some man hurt you. I don’t want you to get hurt again.”
“The Midwest doesn’t have a lock on morality,” Helen said, thinking of her ex.
“I know,” Margery said, reaching for more fudge. “But there you can find out about the bad operators a little sooner.”
I didn’t, Helen thought. She changed the subject abruptly. “What can you tell me about my next door neighbor, Phil the invisible pothead?”
“He’s not invisible,” Margery said. “I see him all the time.”
“I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him,” Helen said.
“Well, he’s the last of the real hippies. He’s a little older than you. Has a long gray ponytail and interesting T-shirts. Always pays his rent on time. He’s a real Eric Clapton fan.”
“He is? I never hear any music,” Helen said.
“He uses headphones. Phil is very considerate. But he’s not a good man for you, dear. And while we’re on the subject of men, no one from St. Louis has been asking for you. I would call you at work if anyone came snooping around. I keep an eye on your place.”
Helen had confided to Margery only that she was afraid of her ex-husband, who might come looking for her. She didn’t say why. Helen did not mention the court.
“Thank you. And thanks for the chocolate,” Helen said. “It’s just what I needed. I’ll bring your plate back tomorrow.”
“Don’t worry about Cal,” Margery said. “I’ll make sure he doesn’t bother you.”
Kindness and chocolate helped Helen get over her bad date. But there was no cure for her unquiet conscience. Desiree, the bride in the body bag, tormented her all night.
On Monday, she went back to where Desiree’s death had been plotted. What if Niki came in? What would Helen say to her? She dreaded her first day in charge, but Juliana’s ran smoothly. Only regulars stopped by, so Helen did not have to worry about barring anyone from walking though the green door.
On her lunch hour, she found a good job prospect. Helen talked with the manager and made an appointment for an interview with the store owner after work. She left Juliana’s that evening excited and hopeful.
She was interviewing for a sales associate’s job at a Las Olas shop two blocks west of Juliana’s. Helen liked everything about it. Pam Marshall, the owner, was a stylish woman in her early fifties, with laugh lines and eye crinkles. She was easy with her age and herself.
Pam’s store sold clothes Helen would wear, if she could afford them. Helen saw actual size twelves, even fourteens and sixteens. She liked that, too. She liked sitting in Pam’s comfortably cluttered office, drinking fresh coffee with her. She liked the pay best of all: seven fifty an hour. Already, Helen was calculating what she would do with the extra money.
“So when can you start?” Pam asked, taking another sip of her sugar-laced coffee.
Yes! Helen thought, I’ve got it. “I’d have to give my current employer two weeks’ notice.”
“Good,” Pam said. “I like employees who play fair.”
“And—” Helen hesitated, searching for the right words. “I have to be paid in cash only. I don’t want to be on the books.”
“What about your FICA and taxes?” Pam said.
“If I don’t exist, then you don’t have to worry about them,” Helen said.
Pam leaned forward and looked Helen in the eye. “I’m supposed to cheat the government so you can have a few extra bucks a week? I’m not a chiseler, Helen. I’m a business woman. And I’m surprised at you.”
Pam put her coffee cup down and stood up. The interview was over. Helen slunk away, scalded with shame. This is what she’d become, a petty cheat. Just like her ex.
She headed for her apartment at the Coronado like a wounded animal crawling to its cave. Once inside, she had to get out. The room seemed too small to contain her misery.
If she went out by the pool, she might run into Cal. So what? she decided. If she couldn’t face herself, she could at least face a tip-swiper. Cal was not going to keep her away from her favorite place. Helen put on some shorts, squared her shoulders, and marched out, taking her newspaper with her. She could always hide behind the job ads if things got sticky with Cal.
Margery had kept her word. Peggy and Pete were by the pool, but Cal did not come out that evening. He stayed in his apartment and cooked up bushels of broccoli and brussels sprouts. Cal not only came from the English-speaking part of Canada, but the English-cooking part. He loved overcooked vegetables.
“After all, they are cheap,” Peggy reminded Helen.
“And obnoxious,” Helen said.
The stink of boiled broccoli nearly overpowered Phil’s pot smoke. Maybe Cal would become as invisible as Phil. Helen suspected he was avoiding her deliberately. She thought Cal would hide inside and live on broccoli until he turned green to avoid paying for their Catfish Dewey’s dinner.
Helen picked up her paper and studied the want ads. Marine biologist. Meat cutter. Mechanic. More skills she didn’t have.
“So how is the job search going?” Peggy asked.
“It’s not,” Helen said.
“You’re too picky,” Peggy said. “I can find you two high-paying jobs in no time. Give me those ads.”
She took the paper from Helen and started reading. Pete sat on her shoulder and studied the ads, too. Or maybe he wondered why someone was holding his cage liner. Either way, the quizzical green bird made Helen laugh.
“Here’s one,” Peggy said. “ ‘Dancer/escort—Twelve hundred dollars a day. Cash guaranteed. Easy entertainment. ’ Can you dance?”
“Me? My family’s German. Unless it’s a tune with a tuba in it, I can’t dance.”
“Hawthorne is German?” Peggy said.
That was a stupid slip, Helen thought. “No, Hawthorne is my married name,” she lied. To distract Peggy she said, “What’s the other job choice?”
“Wrestling. The ad says, ‘We need athletic females of all types and sizes. Earn one hundred dollars an hour. No experience necessary.’ ”
Helen pretended to consider the ad. “Where would I wrestle at?”
“The big question is what you would wrestle
