A shilling life will give you all the facts:How Father beat him, how he ran away,What were the struggles of his youth, what actsMade him the greatest figure of his dayOf how he fought, fished, hunted, worked all night,Though giddy, climbed new mountains; named a sea:Some of the last researchers even writeLove made him weep his pints like you and me.With all his honours on, he sighed for one,Who, say astonished critics, lived at home;Did little jobs about the house with skillAnd nothing else; could whistle; would sit stillOr potter round the garden; answered someOf his long marvelous letters but kept none
The Ship
All streets are brightly lit; our city is kept clean;Her Third-Class deal from greasy packs, her First bid high;Her beggars banished to the bows have never seenWhat can be done in state-rooms: no one asks why.Lovers are writing latters, athletes playing ball,One doubts the virtue, one the beauty of his wife,A boy's ambitious: perhaps the Captain hates us all;Someone perhaps is leading a civilised life.Slowly our Western culture in full pomp progressesOver the barren plains of the sea; somewhere aheadA septic East, odd fowl and flowers, odder dresses:Somewhere a strange and shrewd To-morrow goes to bed,Planning a test for men from Europe; no one guessesWho will be most ashamed, who richer, and who dead.
'O, Tell Me The Truth About Love'
Some say that love 's a little boy, And some say it's a bird,Some say it makes the world go round, And some say that's absurd,And when I asked the man next-door, Who looked as if he knew,His wife got very cross indeed, And said it wouldn't do. Does it look like a pair of pyjamas, Or the ham in a temperance hotel? Does its odour remind one of llamas, Or has it a comforting smell? Is it prickly to touch as a hedge is, Or soft as eiderdown fluff? Is it sharp or quite smooth at the edges? O tell me the truth about love.Our history books refer to it In cryptic little notes.It's quite a common topic on The Transatlantic boats;I've found the subject mentioned in Account of suicides,And even seen it scribbled on The back of railway-guides. Does it howl like a hungry Alsatian, Or boom like a military band?Could one give a first-rate imitation On a saw or a Steinway Grand?Is it's singing at parties a riot? Does it only like classical stuff?