“Fine.” She closed her eyes and heard some shuffling around and then the sound of some sort of wrapper or plastic.
“Open your mouth.”
“I’m not sure I want to,” she said.
“Trust me,” he whispered.
And because he had said he loved her, and she finally trusted him, she did. She opened her mouth.
The first thing she tasted was a sweet cream. Her eyes fluttered open. “A Twinkie!” Laughing, she grabbed it out of his hands. “Why the hell do you have Twinkies up here?”
It looked like Jake blushed. He bit his lip and sat down next to her. “And now for your story…”
She leaned her head on his shoulder.
“There was once a boy who met a girl. He offended her by staring so she punched him in the face.” Char laughed as he continued. “Then one day, she gave him a Twinkie. Apparently in elementary school food is considered a peace offering. The boy didn’t have the heart to tell the really pretty girl that he didn’t like Twinkies, so he saved them. Every time she gave him one, he ran home and hid it in his tree house.”
Char’s eyes filled up with tears. “Like a squirrel?”
“Like a damn squirrel.” Jake laughed. “Until one day, no more Twinkies. You see, sometimes little boys grow up to be complete and total idiots. They think that because they grow a hair on their chin, or discover a muscle in their arms, that suddenly, they don’t need girls with Twinkies anymore. They think that they should have lots of girls, not just one. So they mess up. I…” He turned to her and swallowed. “I messed up so many times with you. I had the biggest crush on you when we were in junior high and then all of a sudden it was as if neither of us tried anymore. It was the first time I walked away from you, my first mistake…”
Char blinked back tears. “And your second mistake?”
“Leaving you again, the night I selfishly used you in order to feel better about myself.” He sighed. “And the third and final mistake in my tragic story…”
“What?”
“Not kissing you the first time I saw you again, and not apologizing for leaving you… for abandoning you when I think, deep down in my heart, I knew it had always been you, Char.”
She wiped away some of the tears as they streamed down her face.
“But what about Kacey? I mean you and her were—”
“It was never like this.” Jake shook his head. “Never.” His eyes turned serious as he tilted her chin toward his lips. “This is indescribable.”
“Oh.”
“Wow? After all of that, you say ‘oh’?”
Char grinned and leaned her head on his shoulder again. “Yeah, well, I’m a little tired after Charades.”
“Pity.” Jake snorted. “I had a few more games up my sleeve.”
“Sure you did, Tiger.”
Noise clattered from below the tree house. Motioning for her to be quiet, Jake looked over the edge and saw Grandma making her way across the lawn to the neighbor’s house.
“What’s she doing?” Char whispered.
“Looks like she’s going for a midnight… play date?” He offered.
“With?”
“Neighbor, crazy old man who only wears Hawaiian shirts and actually pinches Grandma’s ass during family dinner. He loves her. He’s obsessed. He plans his schedule around her morning walk routines.”
“Wow, dedicated.”
“Clearly she’s doing something right.”
Char laughed. “She is a Titus.”
“Well said.” Licking his lips, Jake pulled her in for another kiss. “I didn’t kiss her, you know. I didn’t want to. I never wanted to.”
“Who?”
“Amy.”
“Oh, her.” Char snorted. “Junior high nemesis and all around mean girl. I know, let it go. I swear I had until I saw her acrylic talons piercing your chest.”
“They hurt.” Jake laughed. “Like hell. And not a good hurt. A hurt that makes a man want to walk away slowly so he doesn’t get eaten.”
The porch lights to Mr. Casbon’s house lit up, with a squeal of laughter Grandma was pulled inside.
“Well.” Jake held out his hand. “You know what that means.”
Char put her hand in his. “We can go back to bed?”
With a growl he pulled her into his arms and kissed her roughly across the mouth. “Without having to worry about Grandma barging in.”
Biting her lip Char tilted her head. “I think I saw some whipped cream in the fridge.”
“Go. No!” Laughing, Jake helped her down the ladder as they ran back toward the house. Once they were in the kitchen Jake located the fruit and whipped cream and Char found the wine. They took the stairs two at a time but froze when they heard a low growl.
“Ah, shit.”
Chapter Fifty-three
“It was only too easy,” Travis said from on top of the stairs. “You see, Jake here never learned French, thought it was too feminine for his tastes. Isn’t that right, brother?”
“Travis…” Jake’s voice had taken on a warning edge. What the hell was his brother doing?
Kacey sat across Travis’s lap. A look of pure contentment washed across their faces as the dog stood blocking Jake and Char’s path to their room.
“Self-control is good for you,” Kacey said, kissing Travis’s neck. “I mean, really, we’re doing you guys a favor.”
“How’d you get rid of Grandma?” Jake asked. “No way would she leave you alone.”
Travis grinned. “Mr. Casbon. Seems he’s been feeling pretty lonely since Grandma’s taken up residence here in the hallway. One phone call and down the stairs she went.”
Jake wanted to smack the smile off his brother’s face. “Fine, you win, you possess more intelligence than a flea. Let us up.”
Kacey and Travis looked at one another as if to say,
Char groaned behind him.
“Think of it as a team-building exercise.” Kacey finally said. “You work together to make it up the stairs and into your bedroom and we’ll ignore any cries of help in the process.”
“Why are you doing this?” Jake asked.
“We lost a wager,” Kacey said through clenched teeth. “It’s only fair that we get some satisfaction.”
“Why can’t everyone get satisfaction?” Jake wondered aloud.
“Because, it’s your fault Grandma’s singing at the wedding,” Kacey said. “Therefore, we get satisfaction, and you get…” She pointed to the white dog. “Charles Barkley.”
Travis gave her a high five as they walked out of the hall, leaving Jake and Char alone with the small dog.
“How dangerous can he be?” Jake reached his fingers out to the dog. It began to growl and then gnashed its teeth together. “He’s faking it, right? He’s not really a bad boy, are you, Charles!” He tried again. This time the dog almost took off his finger.
“Yeah, I wouldn’t stand any closer.” Char pulled him back. “He may decide to bite something else off and I’m pretty sure that would put a damper on our evening.”
Jake scratched his head. “What do we do? He’s guarding the way to our room, and the rest of the guest rooms are taken up by the wedding party.”
