grapevine.
But first Jill went to the floor's public booth and called Ben. His office informed her that Mr. Caxton had just left town, to be gone a few days. She was startled almost speechless by this - then pulled herself together and left word for Ben to call her.
She then called his home. He was not there; she recorded the same message.
Ben Caxton had wasted no time in preparing his attempt to force his way into the presence of Valentine Michael Smith. He was lucky in being able to retain James Oliver Cavendish as his Fair Witness. While any Fair Witness would do, the prestige of Cavendish was such that a lawyer was hardly necessary - the old gentleman had testified many times before the High Court of the Federation and it was said that the wills locked up in his head represented not billions but trillions. Cavendish had received his training in total recall from the great Dr. Samuel Renshaw himself and his professional hypnotic instruction had been undergone as a fellow of the Rhine Foundation. His fee for a day or fraction thereof was more than Ben made in a week, but Ben expected to charge it off to the Post syndicate - in any case, the best was none too good for this job.
Caxton picked up the junior Frisby of Biddle, Frisby, Frisby, Biddle, amp; Reed as that law firm represented the Post syndicate, then the two younger men called for Witness Cavendish. The long, spare form of Mr. Cavendish, wrapped chin to ankle in the white cloak of his profession, reminded Ben of the Statue of Liberty? and was almost as conspicuous. Ben had already explained to Mark Frisby what he intended to try (and Frisby had already pointed out to him that he had no status and no rights) before they called for Cavendish; once in the Fair Witness's presence they conformed to protocol and did not discuss what he might be expected to see and hear.
The cab dropped them on top of Bethesda Center; they went down to the Director's office. Ben handed in his card and said that he wanted to see the Director.
An imperious female with a richly cultivated accent asked if he had an appointment. Ben admitted that he had none.
'Then I am afraid that your chance of seeing Dr. Broemer is very slight. Will you state your business?'
'Just tell him,' Caxton said loudly, so that others waiting would hear, 'that Caxton of the Crow's Nest is here with a lawyer and a Fair Witness to interview Valentine Michael Smith, the Man from Mars.'
She was startled almost out of her professional hauteur. But she recovered and said frostily, 'I shall inform him. Will you be seated, please?'
'Thanks, I'll wait right here.'
They waited. Frisby broke out a cigar, Cavendish waited with the calm patience of one who has seen all manner of good and evil and now counts them both the same, Caxton uttered and tried to keep from biting his nails. At last the snow queen behind the desk announced, 'Mr. Berquist will see you.'
'Berquist? Gil Berquist?'
'I believe his name is Mr. Gilbert Berquist.'
Caxton thought about it - Gil Berquist was one of Secretary Douglas's large squad of stooges, or 'executive assistants.' He specialized in chaperoning official visitors. 'I don't want to see Berquist; I want the Director.'
But Berquist was already coming out, hand shoved out before him, greeter's grin plastered on his face. 'Benny Caxton! How are you, chum? Long time and so forth. Still peddling the same old line of hoke?' He glanced at the Fair Witness, but his expression admitted nothing.
Ben shook hands briefly. 'Same old hoke, sure. What are you doing here, Gil?'
'If I ever manage to get out of public service I'm going to get me a column, too - nothing to do but phone in a thousand words of rumors each day and spend the rest of the day in debauchery. I envy you, Ben.'
'I said, 'What are you doing here, Gil?' I want to see the Director, then get five minutes with the Man from Mars. I didn't come here for your high-level brush off.'
'Now, Ben, don't take that attitude. I'm here because Dr. Broemer has been driven almost crazy by the press - so the Secretary General sent me over to take some of the load off his shoulders.'
'Okay. I want to see Smith.'
'Ben, old boy, don't you realize that every reporter, special correspondent, feature writer, commentator, freelance, and sob sister wants the same thing? You winchells are just one squad in an army; if we let you all have your way, you would kill off the poor jerk in twenty-four hours. Polly Peepers was here not twenty minutes ago. She wanted to interview him on love life among the Martians.' Berquist threw up both hands and looked helpless.
'I want to see Smith, Do I see him, or don't I?'
'Ben, let's find a quiet place where we can talk over a long, tall glass. You can ask me anything you want to.'
'I don't want to ask you anything; I want to see Smith. By the way, this is my attorney, Mark Frisby-Biddle amp; Frisby.' As was customary, Ben did not introduce the Fair Witness; they all pretended that he was not present.
'I've met Frisby,' Berquist acknowledged. 'How's your father, Mark? Sinuses still giving him fits?'
'About the same.'
'This foul Washington climate. Well, come along, Ben. You, too, Mark.'
'Hold it,' said Caxton. 'I don't want to interview you, Gil. I want to see Valentine Michael Smith. I'm here as a member of the press, directly representing the Post syndicate and indirectly representing over two hundred million readers. Do I see him? If I don't, say so out loud and state your legal authority for refusing me.'
Berquist sighed. 'Mark, will you tell this keyhole historian that he can't go busting into a sick man's bedroom just because he has a syndicated column? Valentine Smith made one public appearance just last night - against his physician's advice I might add. The man is entitled to peace and quiet and a chance to build up his strength and get oriented. That appearance last night was enough, more than enough.'
'There are rumors,' Caxton said carefully, 'that the appearance last night was a fake.'
Berquist stopped smiling. 'Frisby,' he said coldly, 'do you want to advise your client on the law concerning slander?'
'Take it easy, Ben.'
'I know the law on slander, Gil. In my business I have to. But whom am I slandering? The Man from Mars? Or somebody else? Name a name. I repeat,' he went on, raising his voice, 'that I have heard that the man interviewed on TV last night was not the Man from Mars. I want to see him myself and ask him.'
The crowded reception hail was very quiet as everyone present bent an ear to the argument. Berquist glanced quickly at the Fair Witness, then got his expression under control and said smilingly to Caxton, 'Ben, it's just possible that you talked yourself into the interview you wanted - as well as a lawsuit. Wait a moment.'
He disappeared into the inner office, came back fairly soon. 'I arranged it,' he said wearily, 'though God knows why. You don't deserve it, Ben. Come along. Just you - Mark, I'm sorry but we can't have a crowd of people; after all, Smith is a sick man.'
'No,' said Caxton.
'Huh?'
'All three of us, or none of us. Take your choice.'
'Ben, don't be silly; you're receiving a very special privilege. Tell you what - Mark can come along and wait outside the door But you certainly don't need him.' Berquist glanced toward Cavendish; the Witness seemed not to hear.
'Maybe not. But I've paid his fee to have him along. My column will state tonight that the administration refused to permit a Fair Witness to see the Man from Mars.'
Berquist shrugged. 'Come along, then. Ben, I hope that slander suit really clobbers you.'
They took the patients' elevator rather than the bounce tube out of deference to Cavendish's age, then rode a slide-away for a long distance past laboratories, therapy rooms, solaria, and ward after ward. They were stopped once by a guard who phoned ahead, then let them through; they were at last ushered into a physio-data display room used for watching critically ill patients. 'This is Dr. Tanner,' Berquist announced. 'Doctor, this is Mr. Caxton and Mr. Frisby.' He did not, of course, introduce Cavendish.
Tanner looked worried. 'Gentlemen, I am doing this against my better judgment because the Director insists. I must warn you of one thing. Don't do or say anything that might excite my patient. He is in an extremely neurotic condition and falls very easily into a state of pathological withdrawal - a trance, if you choose to call it that.'
'Epilepsy?' asked Ben.
'A layman might easily mistake it for that. It is more like catalepsy. But don't quote me; there is no clinical precedent for this case.'