'That is hardly an answer to my question.'
'You are correct, sir. I am not being interrogated. Nor will I be, other than by due process. I am acting for my client; I am not nursemaid to these uniformed, uh, persons. But I suggest, from what I have seen of them, that they might not be able to find a pig in a bath tub.'
'Mmm? possibly. Major, round up your men and return. I'll confirm that via channels.'
'Yes, sir!' The major saluted.
'Just a moment!' Harshaw said sharply. 'These men broke into my house. I demand to see their warrant.'
'Oh. Major, show him your search warrant.'
Major Bloch turned brick red. 'Sir, the officer ahead of me had the warrants. Captain Heinrich. The one who's missing.'
Douglas stared at him. 'Young man? do you mean to stand there and tell me that you broke into a citizen's home without a warrant?'
'But- Sir, you don't understand! There was a warrant - there are warrants. I saw them. But, of course, Captain Heinrich took them with him. Sir.'
Douglas just looked at him. 'Get on back. Place yourself under arrest when you get there. I'll see you later.'
'Yes, sir.'
'Hold it,' Harshaw demanded. 'Under the circumstances I shan't let him leave. I exercise my right to make a citizen's arrest. I shall take him down and charge him in this township and have him placed in our local lockup. 'Armed breaking and entering.''
Douglas blinked thoughtfully. 'Is this necessary, sir?'
'I think it is. These fellows seem to be awfully hard to find when you want them - so I don't want to let this one leave our local jurisdiction. Why, aside from the serious criminal charges, I haven't even had opportunity to assess the damage to my property.'
'You have my assurance, sir, that you will be fully compensated.'
'Thank you, sir. But what is to prevent another uniformed joker from coming along twenty minutes from now, perhaps this time with a warrant? Why, he wouldn't even need to break down the door! My castle stands violated, open to any intruder. Mr. Secretary, only the few precious moments of delay afforded by my once-stout door kept this scoundrel from dragging me away before I could reach you by telephone? and you heard him say that there was still another like him at large - with, so he says, warrants.'
'Doctor, I assure you that I know nothing of any such warrant.'
'Warrants, sir. He said 'warrants for several arrests.' Though perhaps a better term would be 'lettres de cachet.''
'That's a serious imputation.'
'This is a serious matter. You see what has already been done to me.'
'Doctor, I know nothing of these warrants, if they exist. But I give you my personal assurance that I will look into it at once, find out why they were issued, and act as the merits of the matter may appear. Can I say more?'
'You can say a great deal more, sir. I can reconstruct exactly why those warrants were issued. Some one in your service, in an excess of zeal, caused a pliant judge to issue them? for the purpose of seizing the persons of myself and my guests in order to question us, safely out of your sight. Out of anyone's sight, sir! We will discuss all issues with you but we will not be questioned by such as this creature-' Jubal hooked a thumb at the S.S. major '-in some windowless back room! Sir, I hope for, and expect, justice at your hands? but if those warrants are not canceled at once, if I am not assured by you personally beyond any possibility of quibble that the Man from Mars, Nurse Boardman, and myself will be left undisturbed in our persons, free to come and go, then-' Jubal stopped and shrugged helplessly. '-I must seek a champion elsewhere. There are, as you know, persons and powers outside the administration who hold deep interest in the affairs of the Man from Mars.'
'You threaten me.'
'No, sir. I plead with you. I have come to you first. We wish to negotiate. But we cannot speak easily while we are being hounded. I beg of you, sir - call off your dogs!'
Douglas glanced down, looked up again. 'Those warrants, if any, will not be served. As soon as I. can track them down they will be canceled.'
'Thank you, sir.'
Douglas glanced at Major Bloch. 'You still insist on booking him locally?'
Jubal looked at him contemptuously. 'Him? Oh, let him go, he's merely a fool in uniform. And let's forget the damages, too. You and I have more serious matters to discuss.'
'You may go, Major.' The S.S. officer saluted and left very abruptly. Douglas continued, 'Counsellor, it is my thought that we now need conversations face to face. The matters you raise can hardly be settled over the telephone.'
'I agree.'
'You and your, uh, client will be my guests at the Palace. I'll send my yacht to pick you up. Can you be ready in an hour?'
Harshaw shook his head. 'Thank you, Mr. Secretary. But that won't be necessary. We'll sleep here? and when it comes time to meet I'll dig up a dog sled, or something. No need to send your yacht.'
Mr. Douglas frowned. 'Come, Doctor! As you yourself pointed out, these conversations will be quasi-diplomatic in nature. In proffering proper protocol I have, in effect, conceded this. Therefore I must be allowed to provide official hospitality.'
'Well, sir, I might point out that my client has had entirely too much official hospitality already - he had the Devil's own time getting shut of it.'
Douglas' face became rigid. 'Sir, are you implying-'
'I'm not implying anything. I'm simply saying that Smith has been through quite a lot and is not used to high- level ceremony. He'll sleep sounder here, where he feels at home. And so shall I. I am a crochety old man, sir, and I prefer my own bed. Or I might point out that our talks may break down and my client and I would be forced to look elsewhere - in which case I would find it embarrassing to be a guest under your roof.'
The Secretary General looked very grim. 'Threats again. I thought you trusted me, sir? And I distinctly heard you say that you were 'ready to negotiate.''
'I do trust you, sir.' (-about as far as I could throw a fit!) 'And we are indeed ready to negotiate. But I use 'negotiate' in its original sense, not in this new-fangled meaning of 'appeasement.' However, we intend to be reasonable. But we can't start talks at once in any case; we're shy one factor and we must wait. How long, I don't know.'
'What do you mean?'
'We expect the administration to be represented at these talks by whatever delegation you choose - and we have the same privilege.'
'Surely. But let's keep it small. I shall handle this myself, with only an assistant or two. The Solicitor General, I think? and our experts in space law. But to transact business you require a small group - the smaller the better.'
'Most certainly. Our group will be small Smith himself - myself - I'll bring a Fair Witness-'
'Oh, come now!'
'A Witness does not slow things up. I suggest you retain one also. We'll have one or two others perhaps - but we lack one key man. I have firm instructions from my client that a fellow named Ben Caxton must be present? and I can't find the beggar.'
Jubal, having spent hours of most complex maneuvering in order to toss in this one remark, now waited with his best poker face to see what would happen. Douglas stared at him. 0 'Ben Caxton?' Surely you don't mean that cheap winchell?'
'The Ben Caxton I refer to is a newspaperman. He has a column with one of the syndicates.'
'Absolutely out of the question!'
Harshaw shook his head. 'Then that's all, Mr. Secretary. My instructions are firm and give me no leeway. I'm sorry to have wasted your time. I beg to be excused now.' He reached out as if to switch off the phone.
'Hold it.'
