listen to the idea.' Harshaw sighed. 'A shambles, sir. If we can't find this Caxton, that is what we will both have on our bands: a shambles.'
'Well, I'll try. But don't expect miracles, Doctor.'
'Not I, sir. My client. He has the Martian viewpoint? and he does expect miracles. So let's pray for one.'
'You'll hear from me. That's all I can say.'
Harshaw bowed without getting up. 'Your servant, sir.'
As the Secretary General's image cleared from the screen Jubal sighed and stood up, and at once found Gillian's arms around his neck. 'Oh, Jubal, you were wonderful!'
'We aren't out of the woods yet, child.'
'I know. But if anything can save Ben, you've just done it.' She kissed him.
'Hey, none of that stuff'! I swore off smooching before you were born. So kindly show respect for my years.' He kissed her carefully and thoroughly. 'That's just to take the taste of Douglas out of my mouth - between kicking him and kissing him I was getting nauseated. Now go smooch Mike instead. He deserves it - for holding still to my damned lies.'
'Oh, I shall!' Jill let go of Harshaw, put her arms around the Man from Mars. 'Such wonderful lies, Jubal!' She kissed Mike.
Jubal watched with deep interest as Mike initiated a second section of the kiss himself, performing it very solemnly but not quite as a novice - clumsy, Harshaw decided, but he did not bump noses nor hang back. Harshaw awarded him a B-minus, with an A for effort.
'Son,' he said, 'you continue to amaze me. I would have expected that to cause you to curl up in one of your faints.'
'I so did,' Mike answered seriously, without letting go of Jill, 'on the first kissing time.'
'Well! Congratulations, Jill. A.C., or D.C.?'
She looked at Harshaw. 'Jubal, you're a tease but I love you anyhow and refuse to let you get my goat. Mike got a little upset once - but no longer, as you can see.'
'Yes,' Mike agreed, 'it is a goodness. For water brothers it is a growing-closer. I will show you. Yes?' He let go of Jill.
Jubal hastily put up a palm. 'No.'
'No?'
'Don't be hurt. But you would be disappointed, son. It's a growing closer for water brothers only if they are young girls and pretty - such as Jill.'
'My brother Jubal, you speak rightly?'
'I speak very rightly. Kiss girls all you want to - it beats the hell out of card games.'
'Beg pardon?'
'It's a fine way to grow closer? but just with girls. Hmmm? Jubal looked around the room. 'I wonder if that first-time phenomenon would repeat? Dorcas, I want your help in a scientific experiment.'
'Boss, I am not a guinea pig! You go to hell.'
'In due course, I shall. Don't be difficult, girl; Mike has no communicable diseases, or I wouldn't let him use the pool - which reminds me: Miriam, when Larry gets back, tell him I want the pool drained and refilled tonight - we're through with murkiness. Well, Dorcas?'
'How do you know it would be our first time?' 'Mmm, there's that. Mike, have you ever kissed Dorcas?'
'No, Jubal. Only today did I learn that Dorcas is my water brother.'
'She is?'
'Yes. Dorcas and Anne and Miriam and Larry. They are your water brothers, my brother Jubal.'
'Mmm, yes. Correct in essence.'
'Yes. It is essence, the grokking - not sharing of water. I speak rightly?'
'Very rightly, Mike.'
'They are your water brothers.' Mike paused to think words. 'In catenative assemblage, they are my brothers.' Mike looked at Dorcas. 'For brothers, growing-closer is good. But I did not know.'
Jubal said, 'Well, Dorcas?'
'Huh? Oh, Heavens! Boss, you're the world's worst tease. But Mike isn't teasing. He's sweet.' She walked up to him, stood on tiptoes, and held up her arms. 'Kiss me, Mike.'
Mike did. For some seconds they 'grew closer.'
Dorcas fainted.
Jubal spotted it and kept her from falling, Mike being far too inexperienced to cope with it. Then Jill had to speak sharply to Mike to keep him from trembling into withdrawal when he saw what had happened to Dorcas. Luckily Dorcas came out of it shortly and was able to reassure Mike that she was all right, that she had indeed 'grown closer' and would happily grow closer again - but she needed to catch her breath. 'Whew!'
Miriam had watched round-eyed. 'I wonder if I dare risk it?'
Anne said, 'By seniority, please. Boss, are you through with me as a Witness?'
'For the time being, at least.'
'Then hold my cloak.' She slipped out of it. 'Want to bet on it?'
'Which way?'
'I'll give you seven-to-two I don't faint - but I wouldn't mind losing.'
'Done.'
'Dollars, not hundreds. Mike dear? let's grow lots closer.'
In time Anne was forced to give up through simple hypoxia, although Mike, with his Martian training, could have gone without oxygen much longer. She gasped for air and said, 'I don't think I was set just right. Boss, I'm going to give you another chance for your money.'
She started to offer her face again but Miriam tapped her on the shoulder. 'Out.'
'Don't be so eager.'
''Out,' I said. The foot of the line for you, wench,' Miriam insisted.
'Oh, well!' Anne pecked Mike hastily and gave way. Miriam moved in, smiled at him, and said nothing. It was not necessary; they grew close and continued to grow closer.
'Front!'
Miriam looked around. 'Boss, can't you see I'm busy?'
'All right, all right! But get out of the pickup angle - I'll answer the phone myself.'
'Honest, I didn't even hear it.'
'Obviously. But for a while we've got to pretend to a modicum of dignity around here - it might be the Secretary General. So get out of range.'
But it was Mr. Mackenzie. 'Jubal, what in the devil is going on?'
'Trouble?'
'A short while ago I got a wild phone call from a young man claiming to speak for you who urged me to drop everything and get cracking, because you've finally got something for me. Since I had already ordered a mobile unit to your place-'
'Never got here.'
'I know. They called in, after wandering around somewhere north of you. Our despatcher straightened them out and they should be there any moment now. I tried twice to call you and your circuit was busy. What have I missed?'
'Nothing yet.' Jubal considered it. Damnation, he should have had someone monitor the babble box. Had Douglas actually made that news release? Was Douglas committed? Or would a new passel of cops show up? While the kids played post office! Jubal, you're getting senile. 'I'm not sure that there's going to be, just yet. Has there been anything special in the way of a news flash this past hour?'
'Why, no - oh, one item: the Palace announced that the Man from Mars had returned north and was vacationing in the - Jubal! Are you mixed up in that?'
'Just a moment. Mike, come to the phone. Anne, grab your robe.'
'Got it, Boss.'
'Mr. Mackenzie - meet the Man from Mars.'
Mackenzie's jaw dropped, then his professional reflexes came to his aid. 'Hold it. Just hold it right there and let
