A Civil Campaign

'Useful! Have you found the name of the Butcher of Komarr a handy prop, then, sir?' Miles said indignantly.

His father's eyes narrowed, partly in grim amusement, partly in appreciation. 'I've found it a mixed . . . damnation. But yes, I have used the weight of that reputation, from time to time, to lean on certain susceptible men. Why not, I paid for it. Simon says he's experienced the same phenomenon. After inheriting ImpSec from Negri the Great, he claimed all he had to do in order to unnerve his opponents was stand there and keep his mouth shut.'

'I worked with Simon. He damned well was unnerving. And it wasn't just because of his memory chip, or Negri's lingering ghost.' Miles shook his head. Only his father could, with perfect sincerity, regard Simon Illyan as an ordinary, everyday sort of subordinate. 'Anyway, people may have seen Simon as sinister, but never as corrupt. He wouldn't have been half as scary if he hadn't been able to convincingly project that implacable indifference to, well, any human appetite.' He paused in contemplation of his former commander- and-mentor's quelling management style. 'But dammit, if . . . if my enemies won't allow me minimal moral sense, I wish they'd at least give me credit for competence in my vices! If I were going to murder someone, I'd have done a much smoother job than that hideous mess. No one would even guess a murder had occurred, ha!'

'I believe you,' soothed the Count. He cocked his head in sudden curiosity. 'Ah . . . have you ever?'

Miles burrowed back into the sofa, and scratched his cheek. 'There was one mission for Illyan . . . I don't want to talk about it. It was close, unpleasant work, but we brought it off.' His eyes fixed broodingly on the carpet.

'Really. I had asked him not to use you for assassinations.'

'Why? Afraid I'd pick up bad habits? Anyway, it was a lot more complicated than a simple assassination.'

'It generally is.'

Miles stared away for a minute into the middle distance. 'So what you're telling me boils down to the same thing Galeni said. I have to stand here and eat this, and smile.'

'No,' said his father, 'you don't have to smile. But if you're really asking for advice from my accumulated experience, I'm saying, Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.'

Miles's gaze flicked up curiously to his father's face. He'd never known him when his hair wasn't gray; it was nearly all white now. 'I know you've been up and down over the years. The first time your reputation took serious damage—how did you get through it?'

'Oh, the first time . . . that was a long time ago.' The Count leaned forward, and tapped his thumbnail pensively on his lips. 'It suddenly occurs to me, that among observers above a certain age—the few survivors of that generation—the dim memory of that episode may not be helping your cause. Like father, like son?' The Count regarded him with a concerned frown. 'That's certainly a consequence I could never have foreseen. You see . . . after the suicide of my first wife, I was widely rumored to have killed her. For infidelity.'

Miles blinked. He'd heard disjointed bits of this old tale, but not that last wrinkle. 'And, um . . . was she? Unfaithful?'

'Oh, yes. We had a grotesque blowup about it. I was hurt, confused—which emerged as a sort of awkward, self-conscious rage—and severely handicapped by my cultural conditioning. A point in my life when I could definitely have used a Betan therapist, instead of the bad Barrayaran advice we got from . . . never mind. I didn't know—couldn't imagine such alternatives existed. It was a darker, older time. Men still dueled, you know, though it was illegal by then.'

'But did you . . . um, you didn't really, um . . .'

'Murder her? No. Or only with words.' It was the Count's turn to look away, his eyes narrowing. 'Though I was never one hundred percent sure your grandfather hadn't. He'd arranged the marriage; I know he felt responsible.'

Miles's brows rose, as he considered this. 'Remembering Gran'da, that does seem faintly and horribly possible. Did you ever ask him?'

'No.' The Count sighed. 'What, after all, would I have done if he'd said yes?'

Aral Vorkosigan had been what, twenty-two at the time? Over half a century ago. He was far younger then than I am now. Hell, he was just a kid. Dizzily, Miles's world seemed to spin slowly around and click into some new and tilted axis, with altered perspectives. 'So . . . how did you survive?'

'I had the luck of fools and madmen, I believe. I was certainly both. I didn't give a damn. Vile gossip? I would prove it an understatement, and give them twice the tale to chew upon. I think I stunned them into silence. Picture a suicidal loon with nothing to lose, staggering around in a drunken, hostile haze. Armed. Eventually, I got as sick of myself as everyone else must have been of me by that time, and pulled out of it.'

That anguished boy was gone now, leaving this grave old man to sit in merciful judgment upon him. It did explain why, old-Barrayaran though he was in parts, his father had never so much as breathed the suggestion of an arranged marriage to Miles as a solution to his romantic difficulties, nor murmured the least criticism of his few affairs. Miles jerked up his chin, and favored his father with a tilted smile. 'Your strategy does not appeal to me, sir. Drink makes me sick. I'm not feeling a bit suicidal. And I have everything to lose.'

'I wasn't recommending it,' the Count said mildly. He sat back. 'Later—much later—when I also had too much to lose, I had acquired your mother. Her good opinion was the only one I needed.'

'Yes? And what if it had been her good opinion that had been at risk? How would you have stood then?' Ekaterin . . .

'On my hands and knees, belike.' The Count shook his head, and smiled slowly. 'So, ah . . . when are we going to be permitted to meet this woman who has had such an invigorating effect on you? Her and her Nikki. Perhaps you might invite them to dinner here soon?'

Miles cringed. 'Not . . . not another dinner. Not soon.'

'My glimpse of her was so frustratingly brief. What little I could see was very attractive, I thought. Not too thin. She squished well, bouncing off me.' Count Vorkosigan grinned briefly, at this memory. Miles's father shared an archaic Barrayaran ideal of feminine beauty that included the capacity to survive minor famines; Miles admitted a susceptibility to that style himself. 'Reasonably athletic, too. Clearly, she could outrun you. I would therefore suggest blandishments, rather than direct pursuit, next time.'

'I've been trying ,' sighed Miles.

The Count regarded his son, half amused, half serious. 'This parade of females of yours is very confusing to your mother and me, you know. We can't tell whether we're supposed to start bonding to them, or not.'

'What parade?' said Miles indignantly. 'I brought home one galactic girlfriend. One . It wasn't my fault things didn't work out.'

'Plus the several, um, extraordinary ladies decorating Illyan's reports who didn't make it this far.'

Miles thought he could feel his eyes cross. 'But how could he—Illyan never knew—he never told you about—no. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. But I swear the next time I see him—' He glowered at the Count, who was laughing at him with a perfectly straight face. 'I suppose Simon won't remember. Or he'll pretend he doesn't. Damned convenient, that optional amnesia he's developed.' He added, 'Anyway, I've mentioned all the important ones to Ekaterin already, so there.'

'Oh? Were you confessing, or bragging?'