much point in running; I could see at least three other SO-1 agents hovering near the door. I thought of Friday. If only Bowden had got to me a few minutes earlier—!
'Just a minute, Mr Flanker,' said Braxton, closing my file. 'What do you think you're doing?'
'Arresting Miss Next on charges of being AWOL, dereliction of duty and illegal possession of bootleg cheese — for starters.'
'She was on assignment for SO-23,' said Braxton, staring at him evenly, 'undercover for the Cheese Squad.'
I couldn't believe my ears. Braxton lying? For me?
'The Cheese Squad?' echoed Flanker with some surprise.
'Yes,' replied Braxton, who once started clearly found the subterfuge and reckless use of his authority somewhat exciting. 'She's been in deep cover in Wales for two years on a clandestine espionage operation monitoring illegal cheese factones. The cheese with her fingerprints on was part of an illegal cross-border shipment that she helped seize.'
'Really?' said Flanker, his confidence rattled.
'On my word. She's not under arrest, she's being debriefed. It seems that the operation was under the control of Joe Martlet. Full details will be available from him.'
'You know as well as I do that Joe was shot dead by the cheese mafia two weeks ago.'
'It was a tragedy,' admitted Braxton. 'Fine man, Martlet — one of the best. Could play a three under par with ease and never swore when he drove into the rough and hence Miss Next's reappearance,' he added without a pause. I'd never seen anyone lie so well before. Not even me. Not even Friday when I found he'd raided the cookie jar with Pickwick's help.
'Is this true?' asked Flanker. 'Two years undercover in Wales?'
'
Flanker narrowed his eyes and stared at me for a moment without speaking.
'I was just reassigning her to the Literary Detectives when you walked in the door,' added Braxton.
Flanker looked at Braxton, then at me, then at Braxton again. He nodded at Jodrell, who released me.
'Very well. But I want a full report on my desk Tuesday.'
'You can have it Friday, Mr Flanker. I'm a very busy man.'
Flanker glared at me for a moment, then addressed Braxton: 'Since Miss Next is back with the Literary Detectives perhaps you would be good enough to appoint her as SO-14 Danish Book Seizure Liaison Officer. My boys are pretty good at the seizure stuff but to be honest none of them can tell a Mark Twain from a Samuel Clemens.'
'I'm not sure I want—' I began.
'I think you should be happy to assist me, Miss Next, don't you? A chance to make amends for past transgressions, yes?'
Braxton answered for me.
'I'm sure Miss Next would be happy to assist in any way she can, Mr Flanker.'
Flanker gave a rare smile.
'Good. I'll have the divisional head of SO-14 get in touch with you.' He turned to Braxton. 'But I'll still need that report on Tuesday.'
'You'll get it,' replied Braxton, 'on Friday.'
Flanker glared at us both and without another word strode from the room, his minions at his heels. When the door closed I breathed a sigh of relief.
'Sir, I—'
'I don't want to hear anything more about it,' replied Braxton sharply, gathering up his papers. 'I retire in two months' time and wanted to do something that made my whole pen-pushing, play-it-safe, shiny-arse career actually be worth it. I don't know what's going to happen to the LiteraTec division with all this insane Danish book- burning stuff, but what I do know is that people like you need to stay in it. Lead them on a merry goose-chase, young lady — I can keep Flanker wrapped up in red tape pretty much for ever.'
'Braxton,' I said, giving him a spontaneous hug, 'you're a darling!'
'Nonsense!' he said gruffly, and a tad embarrassed. 'But I do expect a little something in return.'
'And that is?'
'Well,' he said slowly, his eyes dropping to the ground, 'I wonder if you and I might—'
'Might what?'
'Might . . . play golf on Sunday. A few holes.' His eyes gleamed. 'Just for you to get the taste. Believe me, as soon as you grasp the handle of a golf club you'll be hooked for ever! Mrs Hicks need never know. How about it?'
'I'll be there at nine,' I told him, laughing.
'You'll be a long time waiting — I get there at eleven.'
'Eleven it is.'
I shook his hand and walked out of the door a free woman. Sometimes help arrives from the last place you expect it.
7
GOLIATH CORPORATION PUBLISH BROAD DENIAL
The Goliath Corporation yesterday attempted to head off annoying and time-wasting speculation by issuing the broadest denial to date. 'Quite simply, we deny everything,' said Mr Toedee, the Goliath head PR operative, 'including any story that you might have heard now or in the future.' Goliath's shock tactics reflected the growing unease with Goliath's unaccountability, especially over its advanced weapons division. 'It's very simple,' continued Mr Toedee, 'until we have been elevated to a faith when everything can be denied using the 'Goliath work in mysterious ways' excuse, we expressly deny possessing, or any involvement with, the Ovinator, anti-smote technology, 'Speed-grow' tomatoes or Diatrymas running wild in the New Forest. In fact, we don't know what any of these things are.' To cries of 'What is an Ovinator?' and 'Tomatoes?', Mr Toedee declared the press conference over, blessed everyone and departed.
I found Bowden fretting in the LiteraTec office and related what had happened.
'Well, well,' he said at last, 'I think old Braxton's got a crush.'
'Oh, stop it!'
The office we were sitting in resembled a large library in a country house somewhere. It was two storeys high, with shelves crammed full of books covering every square inch of wall space. A spiral staircase led to a catwalk which ran around the wall, enabling access to the upper galleries. It was neat and methodical — but somehow less busy than I remembered.
'Where is everyone?'
'When you were here last we had a staff of eight. Now it's only Victor, me and Malm. All the rest were reassigned or laid off.'
'All SpecOps departments?'
Bowden laughed.
