Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (online version)

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Frequently Asked Questions

I get asked various questions about the Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About page, and quite a few of those questions I get asked frequently. So I've made an inspirational leap. Here's a page where you may find the biting hunger of your thirst for knowledge satisfied. Hold on – 'hunger', 'thirst', that's not right. Damn. (Supportive Inner Voice: 'Quick, Mil – keep going and no one will notice.) I am not trying to indicate 'Now, stop bothering me with your emails, OK?' here, no, I'm always happy to hear from anyone who doesn't have their bowels in their head. I'm merely providing a service, that's all. I give. That's what I do. I love you all. Send money.

WHERE THE HELL HAS MOST OF THE PAGE GONE?

Well, if you're a regular visitor, you might be asking this and the answer is 'I've offloaded it.' It was simply getting too big. Hugely pleasing as a thing that scared the semi-literate, but a bind for everyone else who had to wait ages for it to load. I didn't want to split it over several pages. Why? Um – because I'm quirky, what can I say? If you're not a regular visitor, then you're probably asking 'This is only a bit of the total page? Oh my wheezing Lord!' Well, yes. You should have turned up earlier, shouldn't you?

Update:

I've now made the removed Things available, but only to those people on the Mailing List. This is because, for technical reasons, I want to keep down the number of hits it gets. Oh – and also to ostentatiously slight the casual page visitors who are, of course, just a bunch of lightweights.