Granny's hearing, called her Tools of the Craft. There was the white-handled knife, used in the preparation of magical ingredients. There was the black-handled knife, used in the magical workings themselves; Magrat had carved so many runes into its handle it was in constant danger of falling in half. They were undoubtedly powerful, but . . .
Magrat shook her head regretfully, went over to the kitchen dresser and took out the breadknife. Something told her that at times like these a good sharp breadknife was probably the best friend a girl could have.
'I spy, with my little eye,' said Nanny Ogg, 'something beginning with P.'
The ghost of the king stared wearily around the dungeons.
'Pliers,' he suggested.
'No.'
'Pilliwinks?'
'That's a pretty name. What is it?'
'It's a kind of thumbscrew. Look,' said the king.
'It's not that,' said Nanny.
'Choke-pear?' he said desperately.
'That's a C, and anyway I don't know what it is,' said Nanny Ogg. The king obligingly indicated it on the tray, and explained its use.
'Definitely not,' said Nanny.
'Smouldering Boot of Punishment?' said the king.
'You're a bit too good at these names,' said Nanny sharply. 'You sure you didn't use them when you were alive?'
'Absolutely, Nanny,' said the ghost.
'Boys that tell lies go to a bad place,' warned Nanny.
'Lady Felmet had most of them installed herself, it's the truth,' said the king desperately; he felt his position to be precarious enough without having any bad places to worry about.
Nanny sniffed. 'Right, then,' she said, slightly mollified. 'It was 'pinchers'.'
'But pinchers is just another name for pi—' the king began, and stopped himself in time. During his adult life he'd been afraid of no man, beast or combination of the two, but Nanny's voice brought back old memories of schoolroom and nursery, of life under strict orders given by stern ladies in long skirts, and nursery food – mostly grey and brown -which seemed indigestible at the time but now appeared a distant ambrosia.
'That's five to me,' said Nanny happily.
'They'll be back soon,' said the king. 'Are you sure you'll be all right?'
'If I'm not, precisely how much help can you be?' said Nanny.
There was the sound of bolts sliding back.
There was already a crowd outside the castle as Granny's broomstick wobbled uncertainly towards the ground. They went quiet as she strode forward, and parted to let her pass. She had a basket of apples under her arm.
'There's a witch in the dungeons,' someone whispered to Granny. 'And foul tortures, they say!'
'Nonsense,' said Granny. 'It couldn't be. I expect Nanny Ogg has just gone to advise the king, or something.'
'They say Jason Ogg's gone to fetch his brothers,' said a stallholder, in awe.
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