pants. Suddenly a better idea struck him. He unbuckled his belt instead.
'There's no time for that!' The gunslinger realized he was trying to scream and was unable. 'That door's only got one hit left in it!'
'I know what I'm doing,' Eddie said, hoping he did, and stepped back through the doorway between the worlds, unsnapping his jeans and raking the zipper down as he went.
After one desperate, despairing moment, the gunslinger followed him; physical and full of hot physical ache at one moment, nothing but cool
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'One more,' McDonald said grimly, and Deere nodded. Now that all the passengers were out of the jetway as well as the plane itself, the Customs agents had drawn their weapons.
The two men drove forward and hit the door together. It flew open, a chunk of it hanging for a moment from the lock and then dropping to the floor.
And there sat Mr. 3A, with his pants around his knees and the tails of his faded paisley shirt concealing?barely?his jackhandle.
Out loud he barked, 'What in hell's name are you doing in there, mister?'
'Well, I
'And I suppose you didn't hear us, smart guy?'
'Couldn't reach the door.' 3A put out his hand to demonstrate, and although the door was now hanging askew against the wall to his left, McDonald could see his point. 'I suppose I could have gotten up, but I, like, had a desperate situation on my hands. Except it wasn't exactly on my
'Get up,' McDonald said.
'Be happy to. If you could just move the ladies back a little?' 3A smiled charmingly. 'I know it's outdated in this day and age, but I can't help it. I'm modest. Fact is, I've got a lot to be modest about.' He held up his left hand, thumb and forefinger roughly half an inch apart, and winked at Jane Dorning, who blushed bright red and immediately disappeared up the jetway, closely followed by Susy.
When the stews were out of sight, 3A stood and pulled up his shorts and jeans. He then reached for the flush button and Captain McDonald promptly knocked his hand away, grabbed his shoulders, and pivoted him back toward the aisle. Deere hooked a restraining hand into the back of his pants.
'Don't get personal,' Eddie said. His voice was light and just right?he thought so, anyway?but inside everything was in free fall. He could feel that other, feel him clearly. He was inside his mind, watching him closely, standing steady, meaning to move in if Eddie fucked up. God, it all had to be a dream, didn't it?
'Stand still,' Deere said.
Captain McDonald peered into the toilet.
'No shit,' he said, and when the navigator let out a bray of involuntary laughter, McDonald glared at him.
'Well, you know how it is,' Eddie said. 'Sometimes you get lucky and it's just a false alarm. I let off a couple of real rippers, though. I mean, we're talking swamp gas. If you'd lit a match in here three minutes ago, you could have roasted a Thanksgiving turkey, you know? It must have been something I ate before I got on the plane, I g?'
'Get rid of him,'' McDonald said, and Deere, still holding Eddie by the back of the pants, propelled him out of the plane and into the jetway, where each Customs officer took one arm.
'Hey!' Eddie cried. 'I want my bag! And I want my jacket!'
'Oh, we want you to have
Eddie kept telling them to take it easy, mellow out, he could walk just fine, but he thought later the tips of his shoes only touched the floor of the jetway three or four times between the 727's hatch and the exit to the terminal, where three more Customs officers and half a dozen airport security cops stood, the Customs guys waiting for Eddie, the cops holding back a small crowd that stared at him with uneasy, avid interest as he was led away.
CHAPTER 4
THE TOWER
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Eddie Dean was sitting in a chair. The chair was in a small white room. It was the only chair in the small white room. The small white room was crowded. The small white room was smoky. Eddie was in his underpants. Eddie wanted a cigarette. The other six?no, seven?men in the small white room were dressed. The other men were standing around him, enclosing him. Three?no, four?of them were smoking cigarettes.
Eddie wanted to jitter and jive. Eddie wanted to hop and bop.
Eddie sat still, relaxed, looking at the men around him with amused interest, as if he wasn't going crazy for a fix, as if he wasn't going crazy from simple claustrophobia.
The
The
'That is a very interesting red mark on your chest,' one of the Customs men said. A cigarette hung from the corner of his mouth. There was a pack in his shirt pocket. Eddie felt as if he could take about five of the cigarettes in that pack, line his mouth with them from corner to corner, light them all, inhale deeply, and be easier in his mind. 'It looks like a stripe. It looks like you had something taped there, Eddie, and all at once decided it would be a good idea to rip it off and get rid of it.'
'I picked up an allergy in the Bahamas ,' Eddie said. 'I told you that. I mean, we've been through all of this several times. I'm trying to keep my sense of humor, but it's getting harder all the time.'