The Drawing of the Three

'Fuck your sense of humor,' another said savagely, and Eddie recognized that tone. It was the way he himself sounded when he'd spent half a night in the cold waiting for the man and the man didn't come. Because these guys were junkies, too. The only difference was guys like him and Henry were their junk.

'What about that hole in your gut? Where'd that come from, Eddie? Publishers' Clearing House?' A third agent was pointing at the spot where Eddie had poked himself. It had finally stopped dribbling but there was still a dark purple bubble there which looked more than ready to break open at the slightest urging.

Eddie indicated the red band where the tape had been. 'It itches,' he said. This was no lie. 'I fell asleep on the plane?check the stew if you don't believe me?'

'Why wouldn't we believe you, Eddie?'

'I don't know,' Eddie said. 'Do you usually get big drug smugglers who snooze on their way in?' He paused, gave them a second to think about it, then held out his hands. Some of the nails were ragged. Others were jagged. When you went cool turkey, he had discovered, your nails suddenly became your favorite munchies. 'I've been pretty good about not scratching, but I must have dug myself a damned good one while I was sleeping.'

'Or while you were on the nod. That could be a needle-mark.' Eddie could see they both knew better. You shot yourself up that close to the solar plexus, which was the nervous system's switchboard, you weren't ever going to shoot yourself up again.

'Give me a break,' Eddie said. 'You were in my face so close to look at my pupils I thought you were going to soul-kiss me. You know I wasn't on the nod.'

The third Customs agent looked disgusted. 'For an innocent lambikins, you know an awful lot about dope, Eddie.'

'What I didn't pick up on Miami Vice I got from The Readers' Digest. Now tell me the truth?how many times are we going to go through this?'

A fourth agent held up a small plastic Baggie. In it were several fibers.

'These are filaments. We'll get lab confirmation, but we know what sort they are. They're filaments of strapping tape.'

'I didn't take a shower before I left the hotel,' Eddie said for the fourth time. 'I was out by the pool, getting some sun. Trying to get rid of the rash. The allergy rash. I fell asleep. I was damned lucky to make the plane at all. I had to run like hell. The wind was blowing. I don't know what stuck to my skin and what didn't.'

Another reached out and ran a finger up the three inches of flesh from the inner bend of Eddie's left elbow.

'And these aren't needle tracks.'

Eddie shoved the hand away. 'Mosquito bites. I told you. Almost healed. Jesus Christ, you can see that for yourself!'

They could. This deal hadn't come up overnight. Eddie had stopped arm-popping a month ago. Henry couldn't have done that, and that was one of the reasons it had been Eddie, had to be Eddie. When he absolutely had to fix, he had taken it very high on his upper left thigh, where his left testicle lay against the skin of the leg … as he had the other night, when the sallow thing had finally brought him some stuff that was okay. Mostly he had just snorted, something with which Henry could no longer content himself. This caused feelings Eddie couldn't exactly define … a mixture of pride and shame. If they looked there, if they pushed his testicles aside, he could have some serious problems. A blood-test could cause him problems even more serious, but that was one step further than they could go without some sort of evidence?and evidence was something they just didn't have. They knew everything but could prove nothing. All the difference between world and want, his dear old mother would have said.

'Mosquito bites.'

'Yes.'

'And the red mark's an allergic reaction.'

'Yes. I had it when I went to the Bahamas ; it just wasn't that bad.'

'He had it when he went down there,' one of the men said to another.

'Uh-huh,' the second said. 'You believe it?'

'Sure.'

'You believe in Santa Claus?'

'Sure. When I was a kid I even had my picture taken with him once.' He looked at Eddie. 'You got a picture of this famous red mark from before you took your little trip, Eddie?'

Eddie didn't reply.

'If you're clean, why won't you take a blood-test?' This was the first guy again, the guy with the cigarette in the corner of his mouth. It had almost burned down to the filter.

Eddie was suddenly angry?white-hot angry. He listened inside.

Okay, the voice responded at once, and Eddie felt more than agreement, he felt a kind of go-to-the-wall approval. It made him feel the way he felt when Henry hugged him, tousled his hair, punched him on the shoulder, and said You done good, kid?don't let it go to your head, but you done good.

'You know I'm clean.' He stood up suddenly?so suddenly they moved back. He looked at the smoker who was closest to him. 'And I'll tell you something, babe, if you don't get that coffin-nail out my face I'm going to knock it out.'

The guy recoiled.

'You guys have emptied the crap-tank on that plane already. God, you've had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's fingernail sticking out of my cock.'

He glared around at them.

'You've been up my ass, you've been through my stuff, and I'm sitting here in a pair of Jockies with you guys blowing smoke in my faces. You want a blood-test? Kay. Bring in someone to do it.'

They murmured, looked at each other. Surprised. Uneasy.

'But if you want to do it without a court order,' Eddie said, 'whoever does it better bring a lot of extra hypos and vials, because I'll be damned if I'm gonna piss alone. I want a Federal marshal in here, and I want each one of you to take the same goddam test, and I want your names and IDs on each vial, and I want them to go into that Federal marshal's custody. And whatever you test mine for?cocaine, heroin, bennies, pot, whatever?I want those same tests performed on the samples from you guys. And then I want the results turned over to my lawyer.'

'Oh boy, YOUR LAWYER,' one of them cried. 'That's what it always comes down to with you shitbags, doesn't it, Eddie? You'll hear from MY LAWYER. I'll sic MY LAWYER on you. That crap makes me want to puke!'

'As a matter of fact I don't currently have one,' Eddie said, and this was the truth. 'I didn't think I needed one. You guys changed my mind. You got nothing because I have nothing, but the rock and roll just doesn't stop, does it? So you want me to dance? Great. I'll dance. But I'm not gonna do it alone. You guys'll have to dance, too.'

There was a thick, difficult silence.

'I'd like you to take down your shorts again, please, Mr. Dean,' one of them said. This guy was older. This guy looked like he was in charge of things. Eddie thought that maybe?just maybe?this guy had finally realized where the fresh tracks might be. Until now they hadn't checked. His arms, his shoulders, his legs … but not there. They had been too sure they had a bust.

'I'm through taking things off, taking things down, and eating this shit,' Eddie said. 'You get someone in here and we'll do a bunch of blood-tests or I'm getting out. Now which do you want?'

That silence again. And when they started looking at each other, Eddie knew he had won.

WE won, he amended. What's your name, fella?