Harry stared at the note.
It
There seemed to be some sort of intrigue going on inside Hogwarts. Maybe if Harry
...whatever...
Harry stuffed everything into his pouch and turned up the Quieter and pulled the cover over his head and died.
It was Sunday morning and Harry was eating pancakes in the Great Hall, sharp quick bites, glancing nervously at his watch every few seconds.
It was 8:02am, and in precisely two hours and one minute, it would be
And the thought had occurred to him... Harry didn't know if this was a valid way to think about the universe, he didn't know anything any more, but it
That...
When he was done eating breakfast, Harry planned to go straight up to his room and hide in the bottom level of his trunk and not talk to anyone until 10:03am.
And that was when Harry saw the Weasley twins walking toward him. One of them was carrying something concealed behind his back.
He should scream and run away.
He should scream and run away.
Whatever this was... it could very well be...
...the
He really should just scream and run away.
With a resigned feeling that the universe would come and get him
The Weasley twins drew closer.
And yet closer.
Harry ate another bite of pancake.
The Weasley twins arrived, grinning brightly.
"Hello, Fred," Harry said dully. One of the twins nodded. "Hello, George." The other twin nodded.
"You sound tired," said George.
"You should cheer up," said Fred.
"Look what
And George took, from behind Fred's back -
A cake with twelve flaming candles.
There was a pause, as the Ravenclaw table stared at them.
"That's not right," said someone. "Harry Potter was born on the thirty-first of Jul-"
"
Dumbledore had leapt out of his throne and run straight over the Head Table and seized hold of the woman speaking those awful words, Fawkes had appeared in a flash, and all three of them vanished in a crack of fire.
There was a shocked pause...
...followed by heads turning in the direction of Harry Potter.
"I didn't do it," Harry said in a tired voice.
"That was a