Harry sighed.
He stood up from his seat, raised his voice, and said very loudly over the conversations that were starting up, "
Harry sat back down again.
The people who had been looking at him turned away again.
Someone else at the table said, "Then who
And with a dull, leaden sensation, Harry realized who
Call it a wild guess, but Harry had a feeling the undead Dark Lord would be showing up one of these days.
The conversation continued on around him.
"Not to mention, tear apart the very
"I thought I heard Trelawney start to say something with an 'S' just before the Headmaster grabbed her."
"Like... soul? Sun?"
"If someone's going to tear apart the Sun we're
That seemed rather unlikely to Harry, unless the world contained scary things which had heard of David Criswell's ideas about star lifting.
"So," Harry said in tired tones, "this happens every Sunday breakfast, does it?"
"No," said a student who might have been in his seventh year, frowning grimly. "It doesn't."
Harry shrugged. "Whatever. Anyone want some birthday cake?"
"But it's
That was the cue for Fred and George to start laughing, of course.
Even Harry managed a weary smile.
As the first slice was served to him, Harry said, "I've had a
And Harry was sitting in the cavern level of his trunk, slid shut and locked so no one could get in, a blanket pulled over his head, waiting for the week to be over.
10:01.
10:02.
10:03, but just to be sure...
10:04 and the first week was done.
Harry breathed a sigh of relief, and gingerly pulled the blanket off of his head.
A few moments later, he had emerged into the bright sunlit air of his dorm.
Shortly after, and he was in the Ravenclaw common room. A few people looked at him, but no one said anything or tried to talk to him.
Harry found a nice wide writing desk, pulled back a comfortable chair, and sat down. From his pouch he drew a sheet of paper and a pencil.
Mum and Dad had told Harry in no uncertain terms that while they understood his enthusiasm for leaving home and getting away from his parents, he was to write them
Harry stared down at the blank sheet of paper.
After leaving his parents at the train station, he'd...
...gotten acquainted with a boy raised by Darth Vader, become friends with the three most infamous pranksters in Hogwarts, met Hermione, then there'd been the Incident with the Sorting Hat... Monday he'd been given a time machine to treat his sleep disorder, gotten a legendary invisibility cloak from an unknown benefactor, rescued seven Hufflepuffs by staring down five scary older boys one of whom had threatened to break his finger, realized that he possessed a mysterious dark side, learned to cast
Harry mentally organized his material, and started writing.