Kung Sun Lung’s mouth fell open and would not shut, his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth and wouldn’t drop down, and he shuffled off and ran away.
Chuang Tzu was one day fishing in the Pu river when the King of Chu despatched two senior officials to visit him with a message. The message said, ‘I would like to trouble you to administer my lands.’
Chuang Tzu kept a firm grip on his fishing rod and said, ‘I hear that in Chu there is a sacred tortoise67 which died three thousand years ago. The King keeps this in his ancestral temple, wrapped and enclosed. Tell me, would this tortoise have wanted to die and leave his shell to be venerated? Or would he rather have lived and continued to crawl about in the mud?’
The two senior officials said, ‘It would rather have lived and continued to crawl about in the mud.’
Chuang Tzu said, ‘Shove off, then! I will continue to crawl about in the mud!’
Hui Tzu was made Minister of State in Liang and Chuang Tzu went to see him. Someone told Hui Tzu, ‘Chuang Tzu is coming, because he wants to oust you from your office.’ This alarmed Hui Tzu and he scoured the kingdom for three days and nights trying to find this stranger.
Chuang Tzu went to see him and said, ‘In the south there is a bird known as the Young Phoenix, do you know about this, Sir? This bird, it arises in the Southern Ocean and flies to the Northern Ocean and it never rests on anything except the begonia tree, never eats except the fruit of the melia azederach and never drinks except from springs of sweet water. There was once an owl who had clutched in his talons a rotting rat corpse. As the Young Phoenix flew overhead the owl looked up and said, “Shoo!” Now you, Sir, you have the state of Liang and you feel you have to shoo me away?’
Chuang Tzu and Hui Tzu were walking beside the weir on the River Hao, when Chuang Tzu said, ‘Do you see how the fish are coming to the surface and swimming around as they please? That’s what fish really enjoy.’
‘You’re not a fish,’ replied Hui Tzu, ‘so how can you say you know what fish enjoy?’
Chuang Tzu said: ‘You are not me, so how can you know I don’t know what fish enjoy?’
Hui Tzu said: ‘I am not you, so I definitely don’t know what it is you know. However, you are most definitely not a fish and that proves that you don’t know what fish really enjoy.’
Chuang Tzu said: ‘Ah, but let’s return to the original question you raised, if you don’t mind. You asked me how I could know what it is that fish really enjoy. Therefore, you already knew I knew it when you asked the question. And I know it by being here on the edge of the River Hao.’
CHAPTER 18
Perfect Happiness
Is it possible anywhere in this whole wide world to have perfect happiness or not? Is there a way to keep yourself alive or not? Now, what can be done and what is to be trusted? What should be avoided and what adhered to? What should be pursued and what abandoned? Where is happiness and where is evil?
What the whole wide world values is riches, position, long life and fame.
What brings happiness is good times for oneself, fine foods, beautiful clothes, lovely sights and sweet music.
What is despised is poverty, meanness, untimely death and a bad reputation.
What is considered sour is a lifestyle which gives the self no rest, a mouth which never has fine foods, a body without good clothes, eyes that never rest upon lovely views, an ear that never hears sweet music.
Those who cannot get these things become greatly agitated and fearful. This is a foolish way to treat the body!
Those who are wealthy weary themselves dashing around working, getting more and more riches, beyond what they need. The body is treated therefore as just an external thing.
Those in positions of power spend day and night plotting and pondering about what to do. The body is treated in a very careless way. People live their lives, constantly surrounded by anxiety. If they live long before dying, they end up in senility, worn out by concerns: a terrible fate! The body is treated in a very harsh fashion. Courageous men are seen by everyone under Heaven as worthy, but this doesn’t preserve them from death. I am not sure I know whether this is sensible or not. Possibly it is, but it does nothing towards saving them. Possibly it is not, but it does save other people. It is said, ‘If a friend doesn’t listen to the advice you offer him, then bow out and don’t argue.’ After all, Tzu Hsu argued and lost his life.68 If he had not argued, he would not be famous. Is it possible that there really is goodness, or not?
Now, when ordinary people attempt to find happiness, I’m not sure whether the happiness found is really happiness or not. I study what ordinary people do to find happiness, what they struggle for, rushing about apparently unable to stop. They say they are happy, but I am not happy and I am not