PIG LITTLE LIES
A COZY WITCH MYSTERY
ERIN JOHNSON
A big thanks to Steve and the entire Starbucks crew— thanks for keeping me fueled! You are all so sweet and awesome!
CONTENTS
Prequel Novella
1.
The Summit
2.
Pyramid
3.
The Harder They Fall
4.
Familiar Face
5.
Willing and Able
6.
The Body
7.
Opal
8.
Tact
9.
Papa Ralph
10.
The Pig
11.
Avery Ann
12.
Peyton Thornsbury
13.
Peter and Jolene
14.
The Clinic
15.
Potent Potions Party
16.
Open Up!
17.
The Protestor
18.
Poisoned
19.
Arrested
20.
A New Lead
21.
Maria Wu
22.
The Lizard
23.
Family
24.
All In
25.
Lies
26.
Madeline L’Orange
27.
New Evidence
28.
Sisters
29.
Solved
30.
Making a Break for It
31.
Caught
32.
Hexmakers
33.
A Confession
34.
Together
A New Case
Bridal Suite
A Note from the Author
About the Author
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THE SUMMIT
Will and I sauntered up the steep road toward Heidi, who stood in front of two open, intricate iron gates. She tapped her toe, arms crossed and brow pinched.
I elbowed Will. “I think we’re in trouble.”
She glanced up, and her eyes widened when she saw us. She huffed, then waved us forward. “Come on, hurry.” She flashed her eyes at us. “You guys are late.”
She squeezed between us and linked her arms through ours, then dragged us forward up the even cobblestones and through the gate. The path wound up, snaking through lush landscaping, elegantly lit by magically glowing torches.
Will, my enormous bear shifter friend, sniffed as he let the much smaller Heidi drag him forward. “We would have been here sooner, sister, if you’d actually been at the clinic to do your job.” He arched a bushy brow. “I had to check on all the patients and lock up by myself.”
She tossed her head, and her curled side pony flew back over her shoulder. “I told you. I have no opportunity for growth there.”
Will flashed his huge brown eyes at her. “Oh! You just have the opportunity to put food in your mouth and buy more of those spandex shorts you seem so fond of.”
I smirked, but she kept her nose in the air and ignored his comment. “Like I told you guys, I’ve been invited to join in an exciting new business opportunity.” She grinned and bounced on her toes. “Once you guys see, I’m sure you’re going to want in, too!”
I looked over Heidi’s head and arched a brow at Will. “She’s sure.”
He scoffed. “That makes one of us.”
“Guys, come on!” Heidi let out an annoyed sigh. “This summit is a big deal. They only do it once a year, and people come from all over the kingdoms to attend.”
“And what is this summit exactly?”
Heidi dragged us through the winding path up to the hotel. She hadn’t been able to shut up about the event all week, and I’d assumed a lot of her hype had been exaggerated. When she said a friend of hers couldn’t attend because she’d gotten sick and gave her two extra tickets, Will and I had begrudgingly agreed to go.
But I suddenly felt a bit out of place in my normal torn jeans and faded vintage band tee. This hotel was on a top tier of Bijou Mer, and any place with an entryway this lush and mysterious had to be pretty posh. Could this business opportunity be legit? Should I have—oh, the horror—actually put in some effort?
Heidi’s white heels clicked along the cobblestones, and I had to admit she looked professional in her fitted white dress and white blazer. “The summit is a chance to mingle with fellow entrepreneurs, be inspired by motivational speeches, and get in on the ground floor of one of the fastest growing businesses in the kingdoms.”
Will and I exchanged flat looks.
I nudged Heidi. “How long did it take you to memorize that?”
Will huffed. “Yeah. And why can you remember that, but forget to order more of that enchanted cat food for the clinic, hm?”
Heidi pressed her eyes shut for a moment, then opened them and sucked in a sharp breath through her nose. “It’s fine. They told us friends and family probably wouldn’t understand my newfound drive and success.” She shot us sympathetic looks. “It’s understandable that you’re envious.”
Will looked like he was about to spontaneously shift and maul her. I cleared my throat to get his attention, then flashed my eyes at him. Heidi was young and sweet but fairly impressionable. She hadn’t been chewed up and spit out by the world yet like Will and I had.
We emerged from the path with its lush, overhanging trees and bushes and caught our first view of the hotel. A wide courtyard stretched in front of us, a marble fountain spewing water lit gold and silver in the center.
Above it, stone steps led up to the towering building, which looked stately and elegant, all covered in vines. Huge glass doors spilled golden light into the night, glittering chandeliers visible inside. Yeah. My stomach sank. I was definitely underdressed.
But just as I was starting to regret my fashion choices, my eyes landed on the enormous banner hung above the hotel’s entrance.
Welcome to the Potent Potions Third Annual Summit!
I stopped dead, and Heidi and Will came to a jerking halt beside me, our arms still linked.
Muted voices drifted our way, and I spotted a group of women just outside the hotel entrance, pumping signs in their hands, chanting something I couldn’t quite make out. Didn’t need to, though.
I shook my head. “Nuh-uh.”
Heidi cocked her head. “What?”
“Nope.” I pulled my arm free and raised my brows at Will. “Read the banner.”
My friend followed my gaze, squinting to read it. His nostrils flared, and his expression went flat as he turned to Heidi. “This is a Potent Potions event?”
She squared her shoulders. “So?”
I threw an arm toward the hotel and the agitated group of women outside it. “See the group of angry protestors? That should clue you in to what you’ve gotten yourself involved in.”
Will pinched the