The Pothunters
By P. G. Wodehouse.
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To Joan, Effie,
and Ernestine Bowes-Lyon
The Pothunters
I
Patient Perseverance Produces Pugilistic Prodigies
“Where have I seen that face before?” said a voice. Tony Graham looked up from his bag.
“Hullo, Allen,” he said, “what the dickens are you up here for?”
“I was rather thinking of doing a little boxing. If you’ve no objection, of course.”
“But you ought to be on a bed of sickness, and that sort of thing. I heard you’d crocked yourself.”
“So I did. Nothing much, though. Trod on myself during a game of fives, and twisted my ankle a bit.”
“In for the middles, of course?”
“Yes.”
“So am I.”
“Yes, so I saw in The Sportsman. It says you weigh eleven-three.”
“Bit more, really, I believe. Shan’t be able to have any lunch, or I shall have to go in for the heavies. What are you?”
“Just eleven. Well, let’s hope we meet in the final.”
“Rather,” said Tony.
It was at Aldershot—to be more exact, in the dressing room of the Queen’s Avenue Gymnasium at Aldershot—that the conversation took place. From east and west, and north and south, from Dan even unto Beersheba, the representatives of the public schools had assembled to box, fence, and perform gymnastic prodigies for fame and silver medals. The room was full of all sorts and sizes of them, heavyweights looking ponderous and muscular, featherweights diminutive but wiry, lightweights, middleweights, fencers, and gymnasts in scores, some wearing the unmistakable air of the veteran, for whom Aldershot has no mysteries, others nervous, and wishing themselves back again at school.
Tony Graham had chosen a corner near the door. This was his first appearance at Aldershot. St. Austin’s was his school, and he was by far the best middleweight there. But his doubts as to his ability to hold his own against all-comers were extreme, nor were they lessened by the knowledge that his cousin, Allen Thomson, was to be one of his opponents. Indeed, if he had not been a man of mettle, he might well have thought that with Allen’s advent his chances were at an end.
Allen was at Rugby. He was the son of a baronet who owned many acres in Wiltshire, and held fixed opinions on the subject of the whole duty of man, who, he held, should be before anything else a sportsman. Both the Thomsons—Allen’s brother Jim was at St. Austin’s in the same house as Tony—were good at most forms of sport. Jim, however, had never taken to the art of boxing very kindly, but, by way of compensation, Allen had skill enough for two. He was a splendid boxer, quick, neat, scientific. He had been up to Aldershot three times, once as a featherweight and twice as a lightweight, and each time he had returned with the silver medal.
As for Tony, he was more a fighter than a sparrer. When he paid a visit to his uncle’s house he boxed with Allen daily, and invariably got the worst of it. Allen was too quick for him. But he was clever with his hands. His supply of pluck was inexhaustible, and physically he was as hard as nails.
“Is your ankle all right again, now?” he asked.
“Pretty well. It wasn’t much of a sprain. Interfered with my training a good bit, though. I ought by rights to be well under eleven stone. You’re all right, I suppose?”
“Not bad. Boxing takes it out of you more than footer or a race. I was in good footer training long before I started to get fit for Aldershot. But I think I ought to get along fairly well. Any idea who’s in against us?”
“Harrow, Felsted, Wellington. That’s all, I think.”
“St. Paul’s?”
“No.”
“Good. Well, I hope your first man mops you up. I’ve a conscientious objection to scrapping with you.”
Allen laughed. “You’d be all right,” he said, “if you weren’t so beastly slow with your guard. Why don’t you wake up? You hit like blazes.”
“I think I shall start guarding two seconds before you lead. By the way, don’t have any false delicacy about spoiling my aristocratic features. On the ground of relationship, you know.”
“Rather not. Let auld acquaintance be forgot. I’m not Thomson for the present. I’m Rugby.”
“Just so, and I’m St. Austin’s. Personally, I’m going for the knockout. You won’t
