"No. First time here?"
"Yes. Yes, it is. Our first time on this planet."
"Wow-wah!" Sawzy said in surprise. "My boom boom your first, too?"
"Oh yes," Lin smiled in embarrassment. "Yours is the first Peggy titty that I have touched. Thank you by the way."
"I happy you like," Sawzy said as she curled up on Lin's lap with her head on her chest. I instantly wondered if it would be inappropriate to take a photo. Then I realized, Portia had a literally photographic memory. I told her to get a good look.
"You want see my brother's cock?" Sawzy asked in a soft voice.
"I'm sorry," Lin said after a spit take. "I don't think I heard you correctly."
"You new. Yes? Want to see Peggy cock up close?"
When Lin hesitated Nancy told the girl, "Hell yes, she does."
Sawzy ran off in search of her brother which turned out to be another server. I tried to look away when the guy returned with his sister and lifted his skirt. But I had to admit that I was a little curious. The thing was covered in the same fine blue fur all the way to the thin black headed tip. It was pathetically small by human standards. I wondered how much bigger it got when aroused. It was already poking out a bit. Then finally I had to turn away. It was more out of embarrassment for the fellow than anything else.
"Oh, that's cute," Nancy said in her drunk ass patronizing tone. I could always count on her to say the funny but offensive things.
"Uh, thank you?" Lin said like it was a question. I could tell that she wasn't all that interested in seeing the tiny hairy pecker. She was just being graciously polite and wishing the experience to end.
"Pull yours out, Joah," Nancy urged me with a chuckle. "Show them what a real man's cock looks like."
"That's inappropriate," I muttered. It was the same thing that I always said when one of my wives mentioned the size of my manhood in public.
"Big man, big cock," Ringa said excitedly as she reached for my waistband.
"No!" I pushed her hand away. "Enough talk about cocks, please!"
"Okay," she said apologetically. "You want more drinks?"
When I nodded, she flew upwards again to retrieve them. Sawzy hesitated long enough to tell me how much the girls up on the prostitution level would enjoy my visit.
"Should we go upstairs and watch Joah fuck a bunch of chimpanzees?" Nancy asked. I instantly regretted ordering her another drink.
Shortly after that I sent the two Peggies off to give us some privacy, but not before bringing a large bottle of water to our table. That's when I remembered Portia. It was so easy to forget about her because she sat almost completely motionless and quiet. Her drink was still full, of course, though the leaf top had been removed. Due to the wooden bottle, no one could tell that she hadn’t drank from it. Now she had two full drinks in front of her. I took both to my side of the table before Nancy could grab them, though she never indicated that she would. They did have a much milder flavor than my ale, but I had gotten used to the one I selected. The pussy ale.
We had a nice visit and a mostly relaxing time. I didn't want to do anything else this day that would jeopardize that, so we settled our bill and headed for the exit. Ringa and Sawzy gave us all big hugs, even Portia. Then they showed us to a different exit that we had not seen before. At first, I was worried that they were trying to trick us. Like some kind of time share meeting scheme. Instead, it turned out to be an easier form of departure from the massive multi-floored treehouse.
It was a slide, carved out of several large logs. A web of vines was in reach during the entire slow descent to help us regulate our movement. I imagined a lot of drunks had to puke on their way down. Were we about to slide right through some fresh vomit? No, fortunately the chute was clean all the way to the bottom.
I went first then waited to catch Nancy next. Then Lin. Portia came down last and didn't seem the least bit phased by the experience, as was her custom. Once we were all on our feet, we got our bearings and headed toward the spaceport for our ship. Immediately a group of Peggies stepped in front of us in some sort of protest. There were almost a dozen of them. I couldn't tell males from females very well yet, but the way the leader was swinging her hips as she pointed her finger at me, I knew that it was a female, even though her breasts were tiny and her garb was of unisex design.
She chanted something in her native language as she gestured disapprovingly at all of us. When the others joined in her angry rap song, I put an arm around each wife and pushed right through their group. They were outraged but did not resort to violence. That was good. Otherwise, Portia would have beat the shit out of them. Only in such a way as to not permanently harm them. They were, after all, intelligent life forms. I made the point of clarifying that with her earlier.
"Why?" the cutest little Peggy girl in the back of the group said to me as we passed. I turned toward her as I hesitated. "Why hate God?"
Ugh. Just what I thought. A religious group shaming us for having a good time during our first visit to their planet. I
