"Boom booms?" Lin asked.
"Titties," the second girl said as she rapidly approached Lin with her jugs bouncing at the mention. As fast as lightning the girl had her left breast out of her skimpy top and in Lin's hand. My second wife was shocked but didn't let go. I watched as she caressed the fine short hair around the large flat nipple.
"Oh, that's kind of nice," Lin said. I was fairly sure that she wouldn't have been acting this way if she were completely sober.
"I'm Sawzy," the blue furred girl said as she placed her ankle on the back of Lin's chair. With a lift of the skirt, she showed us her short hair covered pussy. There wasn't much to see until she reached down with one hand to spread the thick, black lips. One finger wiggled between them to acquire some moisture from the ultra-dark crevice.
"Oh dear," Lin said then, pulling her hand off the short girl's bosom. "Do you wash your hands before you serve us?"
"No," Sawzy said with a smile. "I stir drink with wet cunt finger for you. Ha ha! I funny." Then she sucked on her finger before showing it to Lin. "See? Clean now. What you drink?"
It was my turn to laugh my ass off.
"You nice people!" the first girl said. "And pretty sky people, too. You can touch some if you pay high. But no fuck here. Have fun here. Drink here. Fuck up above. My sister want fuck you. She fuck all four of you."
"Wait a minute," I told her. "We are just here for some drinks and harmless fun."
"No fuck now!" she screamed. I thought I angered her but instead she was just trying to explain. "Fuck later. Fuck sister. I no pay fuck until next year."
Did that mean that our servers were underage? I certainly hoped that was not the case, but the girl grabbed my wrist and twisted it to place my palm upwards. Then one furry ass cheek was deposited there. Like Lin said earlier, it was actually kind of nice. Warm and soft, not hairy feeling at all.
"I Ringa," the reddish girl said with a grin that was probably meant to be flirty. "She Sawzy. I Ringa."
"It is nice to meet you both," I told her, in no hurry to jerk my hand back for some reason. Was it the drink or her soft ass?
"What you drink? Boom boom, cunt or cock?"
"Excuse me?" I was taken aback once again. I thought I had just made myself clear. Then Sawzy explained.
"Boom boom is easy drink," she told us. "No slobber face most people."
"Slobber face?"
"She means getting drunk," a human male in a merchanter's uniform at the next table leaned over to say. "Boom boom, or the titty drink is their weakest ale. The cunt or pussy drink is more of a man's drink, my friend. The cock is a very stiff drink," he said with a chuckle.
I thanked the guy and introduced myself. He was second pilot on a large cargo ship that was heading out the next morning. The other three men at his table were too occupied with their servers to pay us any attention.
"One cunt," I said, pointing at myself. That was something that I had never thought would happen. "And two boom booms for them," I indicated Lin and Nancy. When Sawzy's eyes went to Portia, I corrected myself and made it three boom booms.
Both Peggies quickly leapt into the air to grab vines. Their monkey feet flew up above their heads to grab the bottles they were looking for. I gazed intently for another glance at some alien pussy, but it was just darkness between their legs. My view was then blocked at times by their skinny tails that they used as a fifth limb for climbing. It was abnormally thin compared to a monkey’s and tucked out of the way when not in use.
A moment later a wooden bottle was placed in front of me. It had been carved out of a branch the same width as the glasses we drank from earlier. The wood grain was all natural and uneven across the surface. On top a yellow material had sealed the orifice. Upon closer inspection, I decided that it was a leaf that was strapped tight by the thinnest of vines like a rubber band. I struggled to pick at it with my bulky fingers.
"Let me open," Ringa said as she straddled my left thigh. I told myself that the sudden warmth was just from her high body temperature, not an aroused monkey vagina. She quickly placed her small mouth around the natural barrier lid and sucked the leaf right off the bottle. Turning to me she used her tiny tongue to pull the last corner of leaf in and sucked it down her throat.
"Well, that's a useful skill," I told her as my wives stared in awe, or shock more likely.
"Me suck yours?" Sawzy asked Lin.
"No! I mean, no thank you. I can open it."
Lin and Nancy didn't take long to get theirs open. Narrower digits with longer nails made it easy for them. Portia pushed down in the center of the leaf with the tip of one slender finger. The thin vine pulled upward and came off easily with the rub of her thumb. I was amazed at her proficiency in the task. I was almost drunk enough to ask if she had done this before. In reality, she had learned the technique while watching the others open theirs.
Both ladies claimed that their drinks were decent, like a strong flavored beer. Mine was extremely bitter like a double pale ale from my time. But each drink I took from the bottle went down easier than the previous. Of course, that was almost always the case.
"First time?" Sawzy asked Lin.
"Yes,"
