“Dear Mrs. Chiley,” said Miss Marjoribanks, who perhaps in her heart was not quite so gratified by this compliment as the old lady intended, “the great aim of my life is to be a comfort to dear papa.”
Mrs. Chiley was very much moved by this filial piety, and she told Lucilla that story about the Colonel’s niece, Susan, who was such a good daughter, and had refused three excellent offers, to devote herself to her father and mother, with which the public in Grange Lane were tolerably acquainted. “And one of them was a baronet, my dear,” said Mrs. Chiley. Miss Marjoribanks did not make any decided response, for she felt that it would be dangerous to commit herself to such a height of self-abnegation as that; but the old lady was quite pleased to hear of her travels and adventures instead; and stayed so long that Mrs. Centum and Mrs. Woodburn, who happened to arrive at the same moment, found her still there. Mrs. Chiley was a little afraid of Mrs. Woodburn, and she took her leave hastily, with another kiss; and Lucilla found herself face to face with the only two women who could attempt a rival enterprise to her own in Carlingford. As for Mrs. Woodburn, she had settled herself in an easy-chair by the fire, and was fully prepared to take notes. To be sure, Lucilla was the very person to fall victim to her arts; for that confidence in herself which, in one point of view, gave grandeur to the character of Miss Marjoribanks, gave her also a certain naivete and openness which the most simple rustic could not have surpassed.
“I am sure by her face she has been telling you about my niece Susan,” said the mimic, assuming Mrs. Chiley’s tone, and almost her appearance, for the moment, “and that one of them was a baronet, my dear. I always know from her looks what she has been saying; and ‘the Colonel was much as usual, but suffering a little from the cold, as he always does in this climate.’ She must be a good soul, for she always has her favourite little speeches written in her face.”
“I am sure I don’t know,” said Miss Marjoribanks, who felt it was her duty to make an example; “there has always been one thing remarked of me all my life, that I never have had a great sense of humour. I know it is singular, but when one has a defect, it is always so much better to confess it. I always get on very well with anything else, but I never had any sense of humour, you know; and I am very fond of Mrs. Chiley. She has always had a fancy for me from the time I was born; and she has such nice manners. But then, it is so odd I should have no sense of humour,” said Lucilla, addressing herself to Mrs. Centum, who was sitting on the sofa by her. “Don’t you think it is very odd?”
“I am sure it is very nice,” said Mrs. Centum. “I hate people that laugh at everything. I don’t see much to laugh at myself, I am sure, in this distracting world; anyone who has a lot of children and servants like me to look after, finds very little to laugh at.” And she seized the opportunity to enter upon domestic circumstances. Mrs. Woodburn did not answer a word. She made a most dashing murderous sketch of Lucilla, but that did the future ruler of Carlingford very little harm; and then, by the evening, it was known through all Grange Lane that Miss Marjoribanks had snubbed the caricaturist who kept all the good people in terror of their lives. Snubbed her absolutely, and took the words out of her very mouth, was the report that flew through Grange Lane; and it may be imagined how Lucilla’s prestige rose in consequence, and how much people began to expect of Miss Marjoribanks, who had performed such a feat almost on the first day of her return home.
VI
Tom Marjoribanks arrived that night, according to the Doctor’s expectation. He arrived, with that curious want of adaptation to the circumstances which characterised the young man, at an hour which put Nancy entirely out, and upset the equanimity of the kitchen for twenty-four hours at least. He came, if anyone can conceive of such an instance of carelessness, by the nine o’clock train, just as they had finished putting to rights downstairs. After this, Miss Marjoribanks’s conclusion that the fact of the Carlingford assizes occurring a day or two after her arrival, when as yet she was not fully prepared to take advantage of them, was so like Tom, may be partially understood. And of course he was furiously hungry, and could have managed perfectly to be in time for dinner if he had not missed the train at Didcot Junction, by some wonderful blunder of the railway people, which never could have occurred but for his unlucky presence among the passengers. Lucilla took Thomas apart, and sent him downstairs with the most conciliatory message. “Tell Nancy not to put herself about, but to send up something cold—the cold pie, or anything she can find handy. Tell her I am so vexed, but it is just like Mr. Tom; and he never knows
