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Poorly, I thank your ladyship; I miss
Some certain fingers and an ear or two.
There’s something, too, gone wrong with my inside,
And my periphery’s not what it was.
How can we serve each other, you and I?
| Nellibrac |
O what a personable man!
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Blushes bashfully, drops her eyes and twists the corner of her apron. |
| Saralthia |
Yes, dear,
A very proper and alluring male,
And quite superior to Lubin Rroyd,
Who has, however, this distinct advantage—
He is alive.
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| Grimghast |
Missus, these yer remains
Was the boss singer back in ’72,
And used to allers git invites to go
Down to Swellmont and sing at every feed.
In t’other Villiam’s time, that was, afore
The gent that you’ve hooked onto bought the place.
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| The Body |
Singing.
Down among the sainted dead
Many years I lay;
Beetles occupied my head,
Moles explored my clay.
There we feasted day and night—
I and bug and beast;
They provided appetite
And I supplied the feast.
The raven is a dicky-bird,
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| Saralthia |
Singing.
The jackal is a daisy,
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| Nellibrac |
Singing.
The wall-mouse is a worthy third,
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| A Spook |
Singing.
But mortals all are crazy.
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| Chorus Of Skulls |
O mortals all are crazy,
Their intellects are hazy;
In the growing moon they shake their shoon
And trip it in the mazy.
But when the moon is waning,
Their senses they’re regaining:
They fall to prayer and from their hair
Remove the straws remaining.
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| Saralthia |
That’s right, Rogues’ Gallery, pray keep it up:
Your song recalls my Villiam’s “Auld Lang Syne,”
What time he came and (like an amorous bird
That struts before the female of its kind,
Warbling its knightly preference) piped high
His cracked falsetto out of reach. Enough—
Now let’s to business. Nellibrac, sweet child,
Saint Cloacina’s future devotee,
The time is ripe and rotten—gut the grip!
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Nellibrac brings forward a valise and takes from it five articles of clothing, which, one by one, she lays upon the points of a magic pentagram that has thoughtfully inscribed itself in lines of light on the wet grass. The Body holds its late lamented nose. |
| Nellibrac |
Singing.
Fragrant socks, by Villiam’s toes
Consecrated to the nose;
Shirt that shows the well worn track
Of the knuckles of his back,
Handkerchief with mottled stains,
Into which he blew his brains;
Collar crying out for soap—
Prophet of the future rope;
An unmentionable thing
It would sicken me to sing.
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| Unmentionable Thing |
Aside.
What! I unmentionable? Just you wait!
In all the family journals of the State
You’ll some time see that I’m described at length,
With supereditorial grace and strength.
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| Saralthia |
Singing.
Throw them in the open tomb—
They will cause his love to bloom
With an amatory boom!
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| Chorus of Invisible Hoodoos |
Hoodoo, hoodoo, voudou-vet
Villiam struggles in the net!
By the power and intent
Of the charm his strength is spent!
By the virtue in each rag
Blessed by the Inspired Hag
He will be a willing victim
Limp as if a donkey kicked him!
By this awful incantation
We decree his animation—
By the magic of our art
Warm the cockles of his heart.
Villiam, if alive or dead,
Thou Saralthia shalt wed!
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They cast the garments into the grave and push over the coffin. Grimghast fills up the hole. Hoodoos gradually become apparent in a phosphorescent light about the grave, holding one another’s back-hair and dancing in a circle. |
| Hoodos |
Singing.
O we’re the larrikin hoodoos!
The chirruping, lirruping hoodoos!
We mix things up that the Fates ordain,
Bring back the past and the present detain,
Postpone the future and sometimes tether
The three and drive them abreast together—
We rollicking, frolicking hoodoos!
To us all things are the same as none
And nothing is that is under the sun.
Seven’s a dozen and never is then,
Whether is what and what is when,
A man is a tree and a cuckoo a cow
For gold galore and silver enow
To magical, mystical hoodoos!
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| Saralthia |
What monstrous shadow darkens all the place, Enter Smyler.
Flung like a doom athwart—ha!—thou?
Portentous presence, art thou not the same
That stalks with aspect horrible among
Small youths and maidens, baring snaggy teeth,
Champing their tender limbs till crimson spume,
Flung from, thy lips in cursing God and man,
Incarnadines the land?
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| Smyler |
Thou dammid slut! Exit Smyler.
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| Nellibrac |
O what a pretty man!
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| Saralthia |
Now who is next?
Of tramps and casuals this graveyard seems
Prolific to a fault!
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Enter Needleson, exhaling, prophetically, an odor of decayed eggs and, actually, one of unlaundried linen. He darts an intense regard at an adjacent marble angel and places his open hand behind his ear. |
| Needleson |
Hay? Exit Needleson.
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| Nellibrac |
Sweet, sweet male!
I yearn to play at Copenhagen with him! Blushes diligently and energetically.
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| Chorus of Skulls |
Hoodoos, hoodoos, disappear—
Some dread deity draws near! Exeunt Hoodos.
Smitten with a sense of doom,
The dead are cowering in the tomb,
Seas are calling, stars are falling
And appalling is the gloom!
Fragmentary flames are flung
Through the air the trees among!
Lo! each hill inclines its head—
Earth is bending ’neath his tread!
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On the contrary, enter Villiam on a chip, navigating an odor of mignonette. Saralthia springs forward to put him in her pocket, but he is instantly retracted by an invisible string. She falls headlong, breaking her heart. Reenter Villiam, Needleson, Smyler. All gather about Saralthia, who loudly laments her accident. The Spirit of Tar-and-Feathers, rising like a black smoke in their midst, executes a monstrous wink of graphic and vivid significance, then contemplates them with an obviously baptismal intention. The cross on Bone Mountain takes fire, splendoring the peninsula. Tableau. Curtain.
The Fiend’s Delight
Poesy
Ye Idyll of Ye Hippopopotamus
With a Methodist hymn in his musical throat,
The Sun was emitting his ultimate note;
His quivering larynx enwrinkled the sea
Like an Ichthyosaurian blowing his tea;
When sweetly and pensively rattled and rang
This plaint which an Hippopopotamus sang:
“O, Camomile, Calabash, Cartilage-pie,
Spread for my spirit a peppermint fry;
Crown me with doughnuts, and drape me with cheese,
Settle my soul with a codliver sneeze.
Lo, how I stand on my head and repine—
Lollipop Lumpkin can never be mine!”
Down sank the Sun with a kick and a plunge,
Up from the wave rose the head of a Sponge;
Ropes in his ringlets, eggs in his eyes,
Tip-tilted nose in a way
