Lady Windermere’s Fan

I suppose? Mrs. Erlynne Oh, no! I do the encouraging. But you will make me a handsome settlement, Windermere, won’t you? Lord Windermere Frowning. Is that what you want to talk to me about tonight? Mrs. Erlynne Yes. Lord Windermere With a gesture of impatience. I will not talk of it here. Mrs. Erlynne Laughing. Then we will talk of it on the terrace. Even business should have a picturesque background. Should it not, Windermere? With a proper background women can do anything. Lord Windermere Won’t tomorrow do as well? Mrs. Erlynne No; you see, tomorrow I am going to accept him. And I think it would be a good thing if I was able to tell him that I had⁠—well, what shall I say?⁠—£2,000 a year left to me by a third cousin⁠—or a second husband⁠—or some distant relative of that kind. It would be an additional attraction, wouldn’t it? You have a delightful opportunity now of paying me a compliment, Windermere. But you are not very clever at paying compliments. I am afraid Margaret doesn’t encourage you in that excellent habit. It’s a great mistake on her part. When men give up saying what is charming, they give up thinking what is charming. But seriously, what do you say to £2,000? £2,500, I think. In modern life margin is everything. Windermere, don’t you think the world an intensely amusing place? I do! Exit on terrace with Lord Windermere. Music strikes up in ballroom. Lady Windermere To stay in this house any longer is impossible. Tonight a man who loves me offered me his whole life. I refused it. It was foolish of me. I will offer him mine now. I will give him mine. I will go to him! Puts on cloak and goes to the door, then turns back. Sits down at table and writes a letter, puts it into an envelope, and leaves it on table. Arthur has never understood me. When he reads this, he will. He may do as he chooses now with his life. I have done with mine as I think best, as I think right. It is he who has broken the bond of marriage⁠—not I. I only break its bondage. Exit. Parker enters L. and crosses towards the ballroom R. Enter Mrs. Erlynne. Mrs. Erlynne Is Lady Windermere in the ballroom? Parker Her ladyship has just gone out. Mrs. Erlynne Gone out? She’s not on the terrace? Parker No, madam. Her ladyship has just gone out of the house. Mrs. Erlynne Starts, and looks at the servant with a puzzled expression in her face. Out of the house? Parker Yes, madam⁠—her ladyship told me she had left a letter for his lordship on the table. Mrs. Erlynne A letter for Lord Windermere? Parker Yes, madam. Mrs. Erlynne Thank you. Exit Parker. The music in the ballroom stops. Gone out of her house! A letter addressed to her husband! Goes over to bureau and looks at letter. Takes it up and lays it down again with a shudder of fear. No, no! It would be impossible! Life doesn’t repeat its tragedies like that! Oh, why does this horrible fancy come across me? Why do I remember now the one moment of my life I most wish to forget? Does life repeat its tragedies? Tears letter open and reads it, then sinks down into a chair with a gesture of anguish. Oh, how terrible! The same words that twenty years ago I wrote to her father! and how bitterly I have been punished for it! No; my punishment, my real punishment is tonight, is now! Still seated R. Enter Lord Windermere L.U.E. Lord Windermere Have you said good night to my wife? Comes C. Mrs. Erlynne Crushing letter in her hand. Yes. Lord Windermere Where is she? Mrs. Erlynne She is very tired. She has gone to bed. She said she had a headache. Lord Windermere I must go to her. You’ll excuse me? Mrs. Erlynne Rising hurriedly. Oh, no! It’s nothing serious. She’s only very tired, that is all. Besides, there are people still in the supper-room. She wants you to make her apologies to them. She said she didn’t wish to be disturbed. Drops letter. She asked me to tell you! Lord Windermere Picks up letter. You have dropped something. Mrs. Erlynne Oh yes, thank you, that is mine. Puts out her hand to take it. Lord Windermere Still looking at letter. But it’s my wife’s handwriting, isn’t it? Mrs. Erlynne Takes the letter quickly. Yes, it’s⁠—an address. Will you ask them to call my carriage, please? Lord Windermere Certainly. Goes L. and Exit. Mrs. Erlynne Thanks! What can I do? What can I do? I feel a passion awakening within me that I never felt before. What can it mean? The daughter must not be like the mother⁠—that would be terrible. How can I save her? How can I save my child? A moment may ruin a life. Who knows that better than I? Windermere must be got out of the house; that is absolutely necessary. Goes L. But how shall I do it? It must be done somehow. Ah! Enter Lord Augustus R.U.E. carrying bouquet. Lord Augustus Dear lady, I am in such suspense! May I not have an answer to my request? Mrs. Erlynne Lord Augustus, listen to me. You are to take Lord Windermere down to your club at once, and keep him there as long as possible. You understand? Lord Augustus But you said you wished me to keep early hours! Mrs. Erlynne Nervously. Do what I tell you. Do what I tell you. Lord Augustus And my reward? Mrs. Erlynne Your reward? Your reward? Oh! ask me that tomorrow. But don’t let Windermere out of your sight tonight. If you do I will never forgive you. I will never speak to you again. I’ll have nothing to do with you. Remember you are to keep Windermere at your club, and