October 6, 1519
“Therefore, like as May month flowereth and flourisheth in many gardens, so in likewise let every man of worship flourish his heart in his world; first unto God, and next unto the joy of them that he promiseth his faith unto.”
The quondam Raoul de Prison stood high in the graces of the Lady Regent of France, Anne de Beaujeu, who was, indeed, tolerably notorious for her partiality to well-built young men. Courtiers whispered more than there is any need here to rehearse. In any event, when in 1485 the daughter of Louis XI fitted out an expedition to press the Earl of Richmond’s claim to the English crown, de Puysange sailed from Havre as commander of the French fleet. He fought at Bosworth, not discreditably, and a year afterward, when England had for the most part accepted Henry VII, Matthiette rejoined her husband.
They never subsequently quitted England. During the long civil wars, de Puysange was known as a shrewd captain and a judicious counsellor to the King, who rewarded his services as liberally as Tudorian parsimony would permit. After the death of Henry VII, however, the vicomte took little part in public affairs, spending most of his time at Tiverton Manor, in Devon, where, surrounded by their numerous progeny, he and Matthiette grew old together in peace and concord.
Indeed, the vicomte so ordered all his cool love-affairs that, having taken a wife as a matter of expediency, he continued as a matter of expediency to make her a fair husband, as husbands go. It also seemed to him, they relate, a matter of expediency to ignore the interpretation given by scandalous persons to the paternal friendship extended to Madame de Puysange by a high prince of the Church, during the last five years of the great Cardinal Morton’s life, for the connection was useful.
The following is from a manuscript of doubtful authenticity still to be seen at Allonby Shaw. It purports to contain the autobiography of Will Sommers, the vicomte’s jester, afterward court-fool to Henry VIII.
I
I Glimpse the Castle
“And so, dearie,” she ended, “you may seize the revenues of Allonby with unwashed hands.”
I said, “Why have you done this?” I was half-frightened by the sudden whirl of Dame Fortune’s wheel.
“Dear cousin in motley,” grinned the beldame, “ ’twas for hatred of Tom Allonby and all his accursed race that I have kept the secret thus long. Now comes a braver revenge: and I settle my score with the black spawn of Allonby—euh, how entirely!—by setting you at their head.”
“Nay, I elect for a more flattering reason. I begin to suspect you, cousin, of some human compunction.”
“Well, Willie, well, I never hated you as much as I had reason to,” she grumbled, and began to cough very lamentably. “So at the last I must make a marquis of you—ugh! Will you jest for them in counsel, Willie, and lead your henchman to battle with a bawdy song—ugh, ugh!”
Her voice crackled like burning timber, and sputtered in groans that would have been fanged curses had breath not failed her: for my aunt Elinor possessed a nimble tongue, whetted, as rumor had it, by the attendance of diverse Sabbats, and the chanting of such songs as honest men may not hear and live, however highly the succubi and warlocks and were-cats, and Satan’s courtiers generally, commend them.
I squinted down at one green leg, scratched the crimson fellow to it with my bauble, and could not deny that, even so, the witch was dealing handsomely with me tonight.
’Twas a strange tale which my Aunt Elinor had ended, speaking swiftly lest the worms grow impatient and Charon weigh anchor ere she had done: and the proofs of the tale’s verity, set forth in a fair clerkly handwriting, rustled in my hand—scratches of a long-rotted pen that transferred me to the right side of the blanket, and transformed the motley of a fool into the ermine of a peer.
All Devon knew I was son to Tom Allonby, who had been Marquis of Falmouth at his uncle’s death, had not Tom Allonby, upon the very eve of that event, broken his neck in a foxhunt; but Dan Gabriel, come posthaste from Heaven had with difficulty convinced the village idiot that Holy Church had smiled upon Tom’s union with a tanner’s daughter, and that their son was lord of Allonby Shaw. I doubted it, even as I read the proof. Yet it was true—true that I had precedence even of the great Monsieur de Puysange, who had kept me to make him mirth on a shifty diet, first coins, then curses, these ten years past—true that my father, rogue in all else, had yet dealt equitably with my mother ere he died—true that my aunt, less honorably used by him, had shared their secret with the priest who married them, maliciously preserving it till this, when her words fell before me as anciently Jove’s shower before the Argive Danaë, coruscant and awful, pregnant with undreamed-of chances which stirred as yet blindly in Time’s womb.
A sick anger woke in me, remembering the burden of ignoble years this hag had suffered me to bear; yet my so young gentility bade me avoid reproach of the dying peasant woman, who, when all was said, had been but ill-used by our house. Death hath a strange potency: commanding as he doth, unquestioned and unchidden, the emperor to have done with slaying, the poet to rise from his unfinished rhyme, the tender and gracious lady to cease from nice denying words (mixed though they be with pitiful sighs that break their sequence like an amorous ditty heard through the strains of a martial stave), and all men, gentle or base, to follow Death’s gaunt standard into unmapped realms, something of majesty enshrines the paltriest knave on whom the weight of Death’s chill finger hath fallen. I doubt not that Cain’s children wept about his deathbed, and
