The Birds

oh! what a lot of birds! what a quantity of blackbirds! how they scold, how they come rushing up! What a noise! what a noise! Can they be bearing us ill-will? Oh! there! there! they are opening their beaks and staring at us. Pisthetaerus Why, so they are. Chorus Popopopopopopopoi. Where is he who called me? Where am I to find him? Epops I have been waiting for you this long while! I never fail in my word to my friends. Chorus Titititititititi. What good thing have you to tell me? Epops Something that concerns our common safety, and that is just as pleasant as it is to the purpose. Two men, who are subtle reasoners, have come here to seek me. Chorus Where? What? What are you saying? Epops I say, two old men have come from the abode of men to propose a vast and splendid scheme to us. Chorus Oh! ’tis a horrible, unheard-of crime! What are you saying? Epops Nay! never let my words scare you. Chorus What have you done then? Epops I have welcomed two men, who wish to live with us. Chorus And you have dared to do that! Epops Aye, and am delighted at having done so. Chorus Where are they? Epops In your midst, as I am. Chorus Ah! ah! we are betrayed; ’tis sacrilege! Our friend, he who picked up corn-seeds in the same plains as ourselves, has violated our ancient laws; he has broken the oaths that bind all birds; he has laid a snare for me, he has handed us over to the attacks of that impious race which, throughout all time, has never ceased to war against us. As for this traitorous bird, we will decide his case later, but the two old men shall be punished forthwith; we are going to tear them to pieces. Pisthetaerus ’Tis all over with us. Euelpides You are the sole cause of all our trouble. Why did you bring me from down yonder? Pisthetaerus To have you with me. Euelpides Say rather to have me melt into tears. Pisthetaerus Go to! you are talking nonsense. Euelpides How so? Pisthetaerus How will you be able to cry when once your eyes are pecked out? Chorus Io! io! forward to the attack, throw yourselves upon the foe, spill his blood; take to your wings and surround them on all sides. Woe to them! let us get to work with our beaks, let us devour them. Nothing can save them from our wrath, neither the mountain forests, nor the clouds that float in the sky, nor the foaming deep. Come, peck, tear to ribbons. Where is the chief of the cohort? Let him engage the right wing. Euelpides This is the fatal moment. Where shall I fly to, unfortunate wretch that I am? Pisthetaerus Stay! stop here! Euelpides That they may tear me to pieces? Pisthetaerus And how do you think to escape them? Euelpides I don’t know at all. Pisthetaerus Come, I will tell you. We must stop and fight them. Let us arm ourselves with these stew-pots. Euelpides Why with the stew-pots? Pisthetaerus The owl will not attack us.39 Euelpides But do you see all those hooked claws? Pisthetaerus Seize the spit and pierce the foe on your side. Euelpides And how about my eyes? Pisthetaerus Protect them with this dish or this vinegar-pot. Euelpides Oh! what cleverness! what inventive genius! You are a great general, even greater than Nicias,40 where stratagem is concerned. Chorus Forward, forward, charge with your beaks! Come, no delay. Tear, pluck, strike, flay them, and first of all smash the stew-pot. Epops Oh, most cruel of all animals, why tear these two men to pieces, why kill them? What have they done to you? They belong to the same tribe, to the same family as my wife.41 Chorus Are wolves to be spared? Are they not our most mortal foes? So let us punish them. Epops If they are your foes by nature, they are your friends in heart, and they come here to give you useful advice. Chorus Advice or a useful word from their lips, from them, the enemies of my forebears! Epops The wise can often profit by the lessons of a foe, for caution is the mother of safety. ’Tis just such a thing as one will not learn from a friend and which an enemy compels you to know. To begin with, ’tis the foe and not the friend that taught cities to build high walls, to equip long vessels of war; and ’tis this knowledge that protects our children, our slaves and our wealth. Chorus Well then, I agree, let us first hear them, for ’tis best; one can even learn something in an enemy’s school. Pisthetaerus Their wrath seems to cool. Draw back a little. Epops ’Tis only justice, and you will thank me later. Chorus Never have we opposed your advice up to now. Pisthetaerus They are in a more peaceful mood; put down your stew-pot and your two dishes; spit in hand, doing duty for a spear, let us mount guard inside the camp close to the pot and watch in our arsenal closely; for we must not fly. Euelpides You are right. But where shall we be buried, if we die? Pisthetaerus In the Ceramicus;42 for, to get a public funeral, we shall tell the Strategi that we fell at Orneae,43 fighting the country’s foes. Chorus Return to your ranks and lay down your courage beside your wrath as the Hoplites do. Then let us ask these men who they are, whence they come, and with what intent. Here, Epops, answer me. Epops Are you calling me? What do you want of me? Chorus Who are they? From what country? Epops Strangers, who have come from Greece, the land of the wise. Chorus And what fate has led them hither to the land of the birds? Epops Their love for you and their wish to share your kind of life; to dwell and remain with you always. Chorus Indeed, and what are their plans? Epops They are wonderful, incredible, unheard of. Chorus Why, do they think to see some advantage that determines them to settle here? Are they hoping with