I toughened up. `Excuse me! Nobody loves the gods that much. Most of us walk past the local temples the same way we walk past popina brothels – without even noticing they are there. Are you wanting to become a priest?'
`I am devoted to Minerva.'
I smothered a laugh. `Well, that's obvious! What do you want to do with your life in general, incidentally? Be an upright civic sprig as your mother intends?'
`I suppose I shall have to,' Diomedes answered, grimacing. `She'll get her own way now.' Now what? I wondered curiously. Before I could ask him, he went on, `I had my dreams,. but there's no chance.'
`What dreams are those? I suppose you must have wanted to acquire the bank?
`I'd rather have the scriptorium,' he surprised me by saying jealously.
`Oh? What's the attraction?'
`I am interested in literature!'
`You amaze me!' Still, everyone wanted to be a writer round here. `Well, let's get things straight.' I decided to deal with the alibi question. `Did you at any stage on the fatal day visit your father's house in the Clivus Publicius?'
`No, Falco.' Another haughty disclaimer that failed to ring true. I felt sure that he had done.
`So, when were you told that he had died?'
`When I reached home. Mother told me.' That was the story we had been fed before. There was nothing wrong with his memory – but was he remembering the truth, or what his stern mama dinned into him? If Diomedes had been known as a fervent patron of the Temple of Minerva, why had nobody run here to find him and tell him of his bereavement earlier? I knew what I thought was the answer to that.
`How are things between the lovely Vibia and you?' `What do you mean?'
'I mean that frankly, I heard you and she had a backstairs romance.' `Not true.'
`Of course she's kicked you out now – but it could be a front to allay suspicion… While your father was alive, I understand you were a constant visitor?'
`I went to see him, not her.'
`You were close? Devoted to your dear papa as well as to the gods? If that's true, I have to say, you are a pious prick!' Diomedes refrained from answering. Perhaps he was a normal son and shared my sentiments. Perhaps Lysa brought him up pure-minded and he was offended by my obscenity. `How did you feel about your parents divorcing? I gather it caused no conflict of loyalty?'
`They had their reasons. I was an adult. I remained on good terms with both.'
`What were their reasons? Adding gloss to the family so you could be moved up the social scale?'
`I don't know what you mean, Falco.'
`You kept your old room at your father's house – though you lived with your mother? Why was that?'
`Mother asked me.' I waited. I was prepared to accept that the abandoned wife needed her son's support. On the other hand, I now believed quite strongly that Lysa connived at the Chrysippus remarriage with Vibia, in order to provide Diomedes with social cachet. She cannot have been as stricken as all that by a divorce that had such devious aims.
`Did your mother think there was an attraction between you and Vibia??
'She did have some crazy notion that Vibia Merulla made eyes at me.
`Olympus. How shocking! Was it true?'
Diomedes was countering my shocks quite well now. `Possibly.'
`So how did you feel about Vibia?'
`She was my father's wife.' That really was sickeningly pious. To tone it down, he felt obliged to play the man of the world: `Naturally, I did notice that she is very beautiful.'
`Her mouth is too wide.' I dismissed her cruelly. `Well, did you have an affair with the beauty?'
`No.'
`Never go to bed with her? She seems ready for it!'
`I never touched her. I've said that three times now. She's a tease,' Diomedes complained. `Once she looked as if she wanted something – then she cooled down, for no reason!'
`Did you get her letter?' I sprang on him.
`What?' This time, at an innocuous question, Diomedes flushed; was that guilt?
`She wrote and asked you to remove your property from her house, I believe?'
`Oh! Yes, she did. I had forgotten about that, I must confess…'
`Do it tomorrow,' I ordered him briefly. `I want you at my meeting; you can bring slaves to pack up your stuff. How are the wedding plans, incidentally?'
Diomedes looked abashed. `Held up, rather – because of all this trouble with the bank.'
`Tough! Of course Vibia may have gone off you once you agreed to marry a relative of hers – women can be funny about things like that.' Diomedes expressed no opinion. `So will you be fleeing to Greece, along with your mother and Lucrio?'
`My mother thinks it would be best.'
`Don't go, if you don't want to. Rome is the place to be. What are you running away from?'
`Nothing,' said Diomedes rapidly.
I decided to stop there. I gazed at him. `Right. Well, Greece is a Roman province; we can get you back here if we need to. But I'm hoping to settle everything tomorrow. We should know who killed your father, and you can be allowed to leave the country… Where is this priest of yours?'
He produced the priest, a different man from the one I questioned. This fellow, a leery, Celtic beery sort of leach, gave the son the exact cover he needed: Diomedes had been honouring Minerva from dawn to dusk, praying and offering barley cakes, the day his father died. I was surprised a temple stayed open so long. I planted the alleged devotee in front of the goddess, with her Gorgon-headed aegis, her austere helmet and her antique spear. `Swear to me now, in the presence of this priest, and on the name of holy Minerva, that you were in this sanctum from morning to evening on the day your father died!'
Diomedes swore the oath. I refrained from calling him a lying dog. I let him leave, only reminding him that he was wanted tomorrow for my final interview.
I held up my hand slightly, to retain the priest. Once Diomedes was out of sight, I sighed wearily. `All right. I'm not the believing nymph Diomedes thinks. Don't mess me about. How much has he promised to the Temple, and how much is he paying you??
'You insult the goddess!' shrieked the priest. (The heavenly goddess made no comment, a true patroness of wisdom.)
I tried both haggling and threatening, but we were deadlocked. The priest ignored the suggestive power of the vigiles, and simply laughed at my fine oration on the subject of perjury. That was depressing. I had thought my arguments were both cogent and elegantly expressed. As an informer I was most competent to speak on that unglamorous crime – having committed perjury plenty of times, on behalf of my less scrupulous clients.
As I left despondently, the priest hurried inside looking furtive. I then observed a procession, men of all ages and degrees of unkemptness, who were entering a side building of the complex. There was more variety than you would expect to see in the ceremonial gatherings of most craft guilds. Overweight or skinny badly-dressed and pedantically meticulous; some like short-sighted auditors; some pushy, with loud laughs; some so vague they were nearly left behind by the group; occasional barrow boys. Straggly haircuts that shamed the barbering profession. Snagged fingernails. Stains. They combined the peculiarity of musicians with an aura of hunched diffidence that would be more appropriate in runaway slaves.
What caught my eye was that most of them carried waxed tablets or untidy scrolls. So did I, but mine were hidden away until needed for a practical reason.
I gripped the tunic sleeve of the last man. `What's going on here?'
`A small gathering of amateurs, who meet regularly at the Guild.'
They were meeting for refreshment, apparently; amphorae and abundant trays of savouries were being carried in ahead of them.
`What guild is this?' I glanced in. One thing they did quite capably was to fall on and unbung amphorae.
'Scribae et Histriones Scribblers and Hystericals, we say.' Authors and Actors.
