With a remarkable display of sheer willpower, Dogger made himself smile. The ritual had been properly observed.
'Enter, friend,' I said, and swung the door wide.
Dogger stepped inside and looked round in wonder, as if he had suddenly found himself transported to an alchemist's lab in ancient Sumer. It had been so long since he had been in this part of the house that he had forgotten the room.
'So much glass,' he said shakily.
I pulled out Tar's old Windsor chair from the desk, steadying it until Dogger had folded himself between its wooden arms.
'Have a sit. I'll fix you something.'
I filled a clean flask with water and set it atop a wire mesh. Dogger started at the little “pop” of the Bunsen burner as I applied the match.
'Coming up,' I said. 'Ready in a jiff.'
The fortunate thing about lab glassware is that it boils water at the speed of light. I threw a spoonful of black leaves into a beaker. When it had gone a deep red I handed it to Dogger, who stared at it skeptically.
'It's all right,' I said. 'It's Tetley's.'
He sipped at the tea gingerly, blowing on the surface of the drink to cool it. As he drank, I remembered that there's a reason we English are ruled more by tea than by Buckingham Palace or His Majesty's Government: Apart from the soul, the brewing of tea is the only thing that sets us apart from the great apes—or so the Vicar had remarked to Father, who had told Feely, who had told Daffy, who had told me.
'Thank you,' Dogger said. 'I feel quite myself now. But there's something I must tell you, Miss Flavia.'
I perched on the edge of the desk, trying to look chummy.
'Fire away,' I said.
'Well,' Dogger began, 'you know that there are occasions when I have sometimes—that is, now and then, I have times when I—'
'Of course I do, Dogger,' I said. 'Don't we all?'
'I don't know. I don't remember. You see, the thing of it is that, when I was—' His eyes rolled like those of a cow in the killing-pen. 'I think I might have done something to someone. And now they've gone and arrested the Colonel for it.'
'Are you referring to Horace Bonepenny?'
There was a crash of glassware as Dogger dropped the beaker of tea on the floor. I scrambled for a cloth and for some stupid reason dabbed at his hands, which were quite dry.
'What do you know about Horace Bonepenny?' he demanded, clamping my wrist in a steely grip. If it hadn't been Dogger I should have been terrified.
'I know all about him,' I said, gently prying his fingers loose. 'I looked him up at the library. I talked to Miss Mountjoy, and Father told me the whole story Sunday evening.'
'You saw Colonel de Luce Sunday evening? In Hinley?'
'Yes,' I said. 'I bicycled over. I told you he was well. Don't you remember?'
'No,' Dogger said, shaking his head. 'Sometimes I don't remember.'
Could this be possible? Could Dogger have encountered Horace Bonepenny somewhere inside the house, or in the garden, then grappled with him and brought about his death? Had it been an accident? Or was there more to it than that?
'Tell me what happened,' I said. 'Tell me as much as you can remember.'
'I was sleeping,' Dogger said. 'I heard voices—loud voices. I got up and went along to the Colonel's study. There was someone standing in the hall.'
'That was me,' I said. 'I was in the hall.'
'That was you,' Dogger said. 'You were in the hall.'
'Yes. You told me to buzz off.'
'I did?' Dogger seemed shocked.
'Yes, you told me to go back to bed.'
'A man came out of the study,' Dogger said suddenly. 'I ducked in beside the clock and he walked right past me. I could have reached out and touched him.'
It was clear he had jumped to a point in time after I had gone back to bed.
'But you didn't—touch him, I mean.'
'Not then, no. I followed him into the garden. He didn't see me. I kept to the wall behind the greenhouse. He was standing in the cucumbers. eating something. agitated. talking to himself. foulest language. didn't seem to notice he was off the path. And then there were the fireworks.'
'Fireworks?' I asked.
'You know, Catherine wheels, skyrockets, and all that. I thought there must be a fete in the village. It's June, you know. They often have a fete in June.'
There had been no fete; of that I was sure. I'd rather slog the entire length of the Amazon in perforated tennis
