diplomat to join his predecessor in the job.
'No your majesty,' the ambassador quickly replied, a tone of pleading in his voice. 'I then sent another of our spies to verify the identity of this madman, and see for himself. So he gained access to the dungeon, and snuck a peek into the new prisoner's cell.'
'And….? You try my patience! What did he look like? Was he the High Blade's twin?'
'We do not know, your majesty,' the ambassador said meekly.
'What do you mean we do not know? Was our spy captured?'
'No, your majesty. I just finished debriefing him.'
'Well, what then?'
'It was the prisoner, your majesty.'
'What about him? What did he look like?' she interrogated, losing her temper, and pummelling the pudgy ambassador with closed fists about his bald head and stooped shoulders. 'I don't see what could have been so hard. The High Blade is the most recognizable of all this city's wretches!'
'He wore a mask, your majesty. A magically resistant, iron mask,' the ambassador cried between sobs and moans of pain. 'No matter how hard my spy tried, he just couldn't penetrate its ensorcellments.'
The Tharchioness instantaneously regained her composure.
'He must be our prisoner, or else there can be no reason why my loving husband would be obscuring his identity.'
'My spy also observed that the mask seemed to have a magical dampening effect within, as well as without.'
The Tharchioness chuckled sinisterly.
'My husband has always been uneasy around magic. It is only to be expected that he would hobble the abilities of the mage-in-training.'
With her fingertips, the First Princess gently massaged the tattoos that adorned the left side of her completely bald pate.
'The fact that his identity is concealed from the outside world is a point in our favor. It indicates that my dear husband is uneasy about his presence, and has no desire for his lovely citizens of Mulmaster to be made aware of it. We too must keep the existence of his brother secret.' The Tharchioness turned and faced her ambassador who was regaining his composure after the physical interrogation that he had just been put through. 'What of your spy?' she inquired calmly.
'I killed him,' the ambassador replied, adding, 'You stressed that absolute secrecy must be maintained, your majesty.'
'Good,' the Tharchioness agreed. 'For the time being, secrecy must be maintained at all costs. Leave, worm. Your presence nauseates me.'
'Yes, your majesty,' the ambassador replied obsequiously, as he backed out of her ladyship's private chambers, dreading the day when his own usefulness would no longer outweigh the Tharchioness's desire for secrecy.
In the Dungeon of Southroad Keep:
Rassendyll looked at his strange visitor.
The dwarf seemed inordinately cheerful for a prisoner in a dungeon, or at least so thought the imprisoned young mage. Perhaps he was a spy.
The dwarf spoke again.
'I can't see your eyes with that funny coal bucket on your head, but I still think I can tell what you're thinking. You're probably saying to yourself, 'Self, who is this crazy old coot?' Well, I already answered that question, but I don't mind repeating myself. My name is Hoffman, and I am formerly of the Seventh Dwarven Abbey-of which I was senior abbot and protector of the legendary Seal of Robert, I might add-and I have been a prisoner down here for quite a long time, since before something that someone told me happened, the Time of Tremors, or something.'
'You mean the Time of Troubles,' the masked prisoner corrected.
'I might do, I might do,' the dwarf assented. 'You're probably also asking yourself, 'Self, can I trust this crazy old coot? Is he a spy? Is he a madman?' Well the answers to those questions in order are: yes, no, and maybe. The Seventh Dwarven Abbey was attacked by Zhent agents, and I alone survived. Once I had ascertained the safety of the Seal, I came to Mulmaster in search of help. The powers that be claimed I was a spy, threw me in the dungeon, and forgot about me. It is a fate worthy of a sole survivor… in a cosmic sense. Don't you agree?'
'I'm not sure,' Rassendyll responded, not realizing the apparent similarity of their situations.
'Now what did a fine young fellow like yourself do to wind up in a place like this?' Hoffman quickly inquired.
'I don't know,' Rassendyll replied, 'and how do you know if I'm young or not?'
The dwarf started to laugh.
'Heckuba,' Hoffman swore between guffaws, 'just about everyone around here is young compared to me.'
Unexpectedly, the dwarf's laughter was quickly halted and replaced by a racking cough that seemed to shake the former abbot's entire body. Rassendyll immediately came over to him in hopes of casting a spell to help him, but quickly realized he was unable to, and instead settled on putting his arm around the dwarf and helping him into a recline on the floor of the cell.
As soon as the coughing fit seemed to subside, Hoffman cocked his head to the side as if to listen for something, and said in an urgent whisper, 'Quickly, the guards are coming, and they mustn't discover me here or it will go badly for both of us. I must return to my cell. Help me over to the tunnel, and return the stone to its place blocking it. I promise to return shortly, once the coast is clear.'
Rassendyll helped the old and now obviously infirm dwarf over to the tunnel, through which the visitor quickly scurried. The masked prisoner had no sooner replaced the stone to its proper location, when a light was flashed through the small window in the cell's door.
'You there,' a stern voice bellowed, 'take your plate or go hungry, madman. Whatever you choose doesn't matter to me.'
The light remained in the window, while Rassendyll crawled on hands and knees to the door. A plate had been placed at its base, and the young mage was barely able to reach it through a narrow slot in the door. The guard moved on as he began to eat. The food was rancid, and probably the most inedible sustenance that he ever encountered in his entire cloistered life, but as it had been over two days since he had last eaten, he managed to choke it all down.
Once his meal was over he replaced the plate through the slot at the base of the door and looked back at the stone that he had just recently put in place in hopes that the jolly gentleman with the long white beard would return as he had promised.
In the Captain's Quarters in Southroad Keep:
Rickman was not amused.
'Blough, what do you mean that itinerant thespian has disappeared?' he shouted.
The fearful Hawk maintained his composure, even though he knew that he had just told his commanding officer information contradictory to what he wanted to hear, and repeated his report.
'The thespian, a certain Passepout, son of Idle and Catinflas, was bailed out yesterday by person or persons unknown. After leaving the custody of the keep, he apparently disappeared. The city watch at the gate has no record of his having left Mulmaster in the past twenty-four hours, and he is not on the registry of any of the local inns. A drunkard matching his description may or may not have been at the Wave and Wink last night, but other than that we have no leads.'
'Did you check the most recent roundup of vagrants that were picked up after tavern closing last night?'
'Yes, sir,' the efficient Hawk replied. 'I even checked with the officer on duty for last night's round up. According to him, Lieutenant Boston, the streets were free of human debris before sunrise. If he had passed out, he would have been found, sir.'
Rickman made a minor adjustment of his eye-patch as he was wont to do while thinking. The thespian was
