'They went across to see my sister,' she said, gesturing toward the other island. She pouted. 'I offer them all my love-but they always go to her.'
Curious! Who could lure victims away from the siren herself? 'Who is your sister?' Bink asked. 'I mean, what is her magic? Is she another siren?'
'Oh, no! She is a gorgon, very pretty.'
'A gorgon!' Bink exclaimed. 'But that is death!'
'No, she would not harm anyone, no more than I would,' the siren protested. 'She cherishes men. I only wish she would send some back to me.'
'Don't you know what the gaze of a gorgon does?' Bink demanded. 'What happens to someone who looks upon the face of-?'
'I have looked into my sister's face many times! There is no harm in her!'
Humfrey lifted his mirror again. 'It affects men only?' he asked, and the smiling baby agreed.
It seemed the siren really did not know the devastating effect her sister's face had on men. So for years she had innocently lured in males-for the gorgon to turn to stone.
'We shall have to talk with your sister,' Humfrey said.
'The path continues to her island,' the siren informed him. 'What will I do, without my dulcimer?'
'Your voice is pretty enough without any accompaniment, and so are you,' Bink said diplomatically. It was true as far as it went; had she a lower portion to match her upper portion, it would have been true all the way. 'You can sing acapella, without accompaniment.'
'I can?' she inquired, brightening. 'Will it bring nice men like you?'
'No. But perhaps a nice man will find you, regardless.' Bink turned to the Magician. 'How can we approach the gorgon? One glance-'
'We shall have to deal with her in the morning,' Humfrey decided. Bink had lost track of time. The stars had been emerging at the village, then they had charged into the night of the jungle to battle the tangle tree, thence to this island-where it seemed dusk was only now falling. Did that make sense? Bink had somehow assumed that the sun set all over Xanth at the same instant, but realized that this was not necessarily so. But he had other things to worry about at the moment, and listened to the rest of Humfrey's speech: 'Siren, if you have food and bed-'
'I'm not really that kind of female,' she demurred.
Bink looked at her sleek fishtail. 'Obviously not. We only want a place to sleep.'
'Oh.' She sounded disappointed. 'Actually, I could become that kind, if-' She shimmered, and her tail transposed into two fetching legs.
'Just sleep,' Chester said. It seemed his hearing was returning naturally. 'And food.'
But her indignation had not yet run its course. 'After you impaled me with your old messy arrow, and broke my dulcimer?'
'I'm sorry,' Chester said shortly. 'I have a headache.'
As well he might, Bink thought. Why hadn't the ornery creature accepted a drop of elixir for his head as well as for his tail?
'If you were really sorry, you'd show it,' she said. Crombie squawked. 'She's setting her hooks into you already, ass,' the golem said.
Doubly annoyed, Chester glowered at the siren. 'How?'
'By giving me a ride on your back.'
Bink almost laughed. Nymphs of any type loved to ride!
'Ride, then,' Chester said, disconcerted. She walked to his side, but was unable to mount 'You're too tall,' she complained.
Chester turned his front portion, wrapped one arm about her slender waist, and hauled her up easily. 'Eeek!' she screamed, delighted, as her feet swished through the air. 'You're so strong!'
Crombie squawked again, and his remark needed no interpretation. She was, indeed, working her wiles on the centaur, needing no siren song.
Chester, not in the best of moods after his encounter with the pineapple, was visibly mollified. 'All centaurs are strong.' He set her neatly on his back, and walked forward.
The siren grabbed two handfuls of his mane. 'My, your shoulders are so broad! And what sleek fur you have. You must be the handsomest centaur of all!'
'From the rear, maybe,' he agreed. He began to trot.
'Oooh, that's fun!' she cried, letting go just long enough to clap her hands together girlishly. 'You must be the smartest centaur, and the fastest-' She paused. 'Could you, maybe, make a little jump?'
Chester, now quite puffed up by her praise, made a tremendous leap. The siren screamed and flew off his back. They were at the edge of the water, since this was a small island, and she plunked into the lake. 'Uh, sorry,' Chester said, mortified. 'Guess I overdid it.' He reached down to fish her out.
Fish her out he did: her legs had changed back into a tail. 'No harm done,' the mermaid said. 'I am quite at home in the water.' And she wriggled within his grasp, bringing her face to his and planting a wet kiss on him.
