Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Um… why are you emailing me from inside the same car we are both sitting in? Also, I thought we were only supposed to use these things for work purposes.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
I can’t exactly talk to you about the email he got from his mother IN FRONT OF HIM, now can I? Except this way.
And how are they ever going to know what we use these dumb things for, anyway? How are you holding up?
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Good. It’s pretty here.
How do you know that his mom emailed him, anyway?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Duh. I read it over his shoulder just now. I saw you and Cal talking at the baggage carousel. What did he say?
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Oh. Nothing.
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Come on! SPILL!
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Is this a setup? Are you and Mark playing Fix Up the Best Friends? Because I told you before, I’m TAKEN. Besides. He’s not my type.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
You have a type ? What is it? The only thing the guys you’ve dated have in common is that they’ve all been unemployed. Or, if they HAD jobs, they were also screwing Amy Jenkins, like Dave.
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Whatever happened to her, anyway?
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Who? Amy Jenkins?
She married a rich lawyer, moved to Pound Ridge, and squeezed out two kids.
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
No! No, she didn’t! Why did you tell me that? THAT’S NOT FAIR!!! She tried to ruin my life!!! Why should SHE have a happy ending?
