J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
You call living in Pound Ridge with a lawyer and two kids a happy ending? You so know she spends her days working out and helping the nanny make wheat-free snacks.
Don’t worry. In a couple of years she’ll pudge out and he’ll trade her in for a younger model and she won’t be able to get a job to support herself anywhere because she doesn’t have any references, and one day you and Cal will pull into an outlet Benetton to pick up a pair of socks and she’ll be working the cash register.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Why not?
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Well, for one thing, he’s sitting right next to me! He might see! Cut it out!
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
He’s not paying attention. He has his own emails to catch up on. Come on. What did he say? He must have said SOMETHING. You guys just sat next to each other for seven hours. Are you telling me he didn’t say ANYTHING that entire time?
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Nothing. Really. Oh, at the baggage carousel, he said he was sorry for stepping on my foot.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
That’s IT? Wow. That’s weird. Did he talk about his marriage at all?
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
HIS WHAT?????????????????????
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
God, use question marks much?
His MARRIAGE. He was married once, you know. He’s divorced. I just wondered if he’d mentioned it.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
He didn’t say a word about this. But it explains an awful lot. Who was the NOT SO lucky girl?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: His Mother
Her name was Valerie Something. I don’t know, really, it was ten years ago, back when he and Mark just graduated from college. They met in a bar. He was the newest cub reporter, and she was a model. They went out for about a month before he decided she was the best thing that ever happened to him and married her. They only lasted about a year. Apparently, as soon as the divorce was final, she married an investment banker, and Cal asked for an overseas post. According to Mark, she broke Cal’s heart.
