HAS to be good.
It’s just that we’ve spent maybe only five nights, total, away from each other since he was a kitten. Who is going to get up during The Dude’s 4-AM windowsill yowl at the moon and comfort him if I’m not there? That yowl used to drive me insane. But now I sort of miss it. I’d give anything to hear that yowl right now. In fact, I don’t think I’ll be able to go to sleep without it—
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e-mails
To: Customer Service New York Journal Travel Privileges <[email protected] >
Fr: Mark Levine <[email protected] >
Re: Car Rental
I realize it’s Sunday, and that your offices are closed. However, when I made the reservation for a rental car in Rome, I specified that I needed a four-door sedan with trunk room for four VERY LARGE bags. I asked for a Jaguar or Mercedes, NOT a Toyota. Now I have to cram one of the bags in the backseat with two passengers, and we’re going to be driving through MOUNTAINS. Do you really think it’s safe to drive through a mountain range with a large, overstuffed suitcase between passengers in the backseat?
I didn’t think so. I’ll expect to hear from you on Monday.
Mark Levine, MD
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To: Julio Chasez <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: The Dude
Hi, Julio! I have to admit, I’m getting kind of worried. Is everything OK? I mean, you haven’t written back to me, and I just want to know if everything is going all right. I know you’re busy with school and hockey and all, but if you could just send me a tiny message, letting me know The Dude’s all right, I’d really appreciate it.
I think I’ll try your pager.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
I’m still in the dining room, finishing breakfast. Where are YOU?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
Outside. Hurry up and finish and get out here. You’ve got to see this. Mark and Cal are trying to cram all of our bags into the trunk, only they won’t fit. So they’re doing physics. All serious, like it’s a puzzle or something. Something actually IMPORTANT. Get out here, or you’ll miss it.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
I’m not done with my yogurt yet.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
Oh my God, it’s just YOGURT. Get out here. You can have yogurt anytime.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: Where are you?
Not like this. This is the best yogurt I’ve ever had.
What does Fett-Grassi 3.7g mean anyway?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
