J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Mark says it’s because Cal has an enormous you know what.
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Head?
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
No, you idiot. You KNOW what I mean.
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Wait. WHAT??? SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Mark swears it’s true. He says Cal has always been supremely self-confident because of the enormity of his you know what. Well, at least up until that model broke his heart and all.
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
You are making that up. About his you know what, I mean.
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Um. Have YOU seen him sit with his legs crossed?
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
That doesn’t mean—Oh, my God, you ARE serious.
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Apparently, despite his ex-wife’s desertion on what was to be their first wedding anniversary, he has every reason in the world to feel quite pleased with himself.
Does THAT make you think a little more fondly of him?
Holly
___________________________________________
To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
NO!!! Size doesn’t matter, and you know it.
Well, not that much.
She really left him on their first anniversary?
J
___________________________________________
To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
He came home from work, preparing to change clothes and take her out for an evening of celebration, and found a note. She’d had movers in while he was at the office. They took everything. Except the cat.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
