Re: What is up with this?
They had a CAT????
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
It was her cat. She left it with Cal because her new boyfriend was allergic. Cal took care of it for almost a year, hoping Valerie would change her mind and come back. But she didn’t. So Cal got himself assigned to Iraq.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
What happened to the CAT?????
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Oh. The cat died right before he decided to leave. Of cancer. Mark says he isn’t sure which left Cal more brokenhearted—his wife leaving him, or the cat dying.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
You are such a liar. You made that whole thing up about the cat dying. What really happened to it?
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
He gave it to Tim Grabowski in IT.
Still. The cat COULD be dead now, for all I know. Poor, poor Cal.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
You are so pathetic.
And I wouldn’t feel too sorry for Cal Langdon if I were you. He’s doing just fine for himself.
Promise you won’t let Mark drive through the mountains. He will plunge us to our deaths.
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Um. Yeah. Maybe I’ll drive after lunch. Or we can get Cal “Large Appendage” Langdon to do it.
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You trust him to drive????
J
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To: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Fr: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Yes, of course! Unlike some people, he’s actually used to driving in a foreign country.
What is your problem with him, anyway? He was perfectly nice during dinner last night, didn’t you think? And he’s been nothing but charming all morning. So what gives?
Holly
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To: Holly Caputo <[email protected]>
Fr: Jane Harris <[email protected]>
Re: What is up with this?
Nothing. Stop e-ing me, they totally know we’re talking about them.
Thank God they don’t know WHAT we’re talking about, though.
Ew.
J
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To: Mark Levine <[email protected]>
Fr: Ruth Levine <[email protected] >
Re: Hello!
