nothing .”
I get up and take Grandma’s empty beer bottle from her. Her gaze is glued back to the screen. Jimmy Stewart is running down the street, wishing Mr. Potter a merry Christmas.
“Gran,” I say. “How come you like Sully on Dr. Quinn so much, but you hate Brad Pitt? Isn’t Sully always taking his shirt off, too?”
Grandma looks up at me as if I’ve lost my mind. “That’s television ,” she says. “That isn’t movies. That’s completely different.”
You did it! You’re married at last! All that hard work, all those grueling hours… now it’s time to head to the reception and PARTAY!
But wait… do you have your wedding toast ready?
Not just best men and fathers of the bride are standing up to say a few words at wedding receptions anymore. These days, more often than not, the bride herself is paying a hefty portion of the cost of the wedding. So why shouldn’t she take a moment to say a few words?
The best bridal speeches include a little bit of everything—humor, warmth, and yes, even some tears. But here are some absolute musts:
Thank guests who’ve traveled a long way to get to the ceremony/reception, or otherwise have gone out of their way to be with you.
Thank everyone for their gifts and generosity (this does not preclude your having to write thank-you notes later).
Thank any of your friends who have put up with you during the wedding preparations. This includes any members of the bridal party who have gone above and beyond for you (of course, anyone who agrees to stand up with you at your wedding is going above and beyond for you, so you should probably include them all).
Thank your mom and dad. Especially if they’re paying. Even if they’re not, acknowledge any special role they might have had in your courtship/ceremony.
Thank your future husband for putting up with you. A funny story about how you met or fell in love would also work.
Finally, toast your guests, and thank them again for coming to help you celebrate your special day.
Then get wasted. Only not so much that you mess up your dress.
LIZZIENICHOLSDESIGNS™
Chapter 25
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
—Walter Winchell (1897–1972), American news commentator
“A sewing machine?” Tiffany looks shocked. “No. No way.”
“It’s not the sewing machine,” I say to her. “I mean, that was the catalyst for the conversation in which I later realized he doesn’t feel about me the same way I feel about him.”
“But a sewing machine ?”
It’s the Monday after Christmas, the first day back at work, and my second day back in New York. I’d spent what was left of Sunday scouring the want ads, trying to find an apartment that—unlike the empty one sitting over the shop, which Madame Henri wanted two thousand bucks a month for—I could afford.
But it was hopeless. The only places I saw for a thousand dollars or less a month were roommate shares. In Jersey City. And urged potential sharers to keep an open mind.
It was especially depressing to be sitting in Luke’s mother’s Fifth Avenue apartment, with the Mirós on the wall and the steps to the Metropolitan Museum of Art right outside the double-paned windows, looking at ad after ad that stated hombres de preferencia.
Hombres? I don’t want to live with a bunch of hombres. I just wanted one hombre…
And he still hasn’t called, much less left me a note. I came back to find the apartment exactly as I’d left it… clean, my sewing machine still in its box, sitting next to the now completely dried-out little Christmas tree. The box I put Luke’s present in is beside it, still wrapped. He hadn’t even bothered to see what I’d gotten him.
I wonder if I can take both gifts back and exchange them for cash. It’s not like I don’t need the money.
“So it’s not even like a present ,” Tiffany points out. “Because his dad BROKE your sewing machine. So he got you something he actually OWED you. Not even something, like… new. Something you already have that he broke .”
“Right,” I mutter. “I know. Okay?”
“But I mean… what kind of present is THAT? If Raoul broke something of mine—or God forbid his DAD came to visit and broke something of mine—I would expect him to replace it, and not try to pass the replacement off as a CHRISTMAS PRESENT. Because he still owes you a PRESENT.”
“I know,” I say, and am relieved when the phone rings. “Pendergast, Loughlin, and Flynn, how may I direct your call?”
“Lizzie.” I’m surprised to hear Roberta’s voice on the other end of the line. “Is Tiffany there yet?”
“Yes,” I say. Tiffany had come into work early, as usual, to ask how my Christmas had gone, and tell me all about hers, which had been spent at Raoul’s godmother’s estate in the Hamptons, where they’d made drunken love on a polar bear skin rug, and Raoul had gifted her with a canary diamond cocktail ring and a fox stole, which she is wearing inside because, as she says, “It’s part of my OUTFIT,” of snakeskin pants and a silk blouse.
“Good,” Roberta says. “Could you ask her to take over the desk while you come back here and see me please? And kindly bring your coat and purse with you.”
“Oh. Okay.” I hang up slowly, feeling all the blood in my body dropping to freezing temperature.
Tiffany must read from my expression that something is wrong, because she tears her attention away from her ring for a moment and goes, “What?”
“Roberta wants me to come back to her office,” I say. “Right now. And she wants me to bring my purse and coat.”
“Oh, shit,” Tiffany says. “Shit, shit, shit. That fucking bitch. The day after Christmas, too. Talk about a fucking Grinch.”
What did I do?I’m wondering, as I stand up and reach for my coat. I was so careful.No one saw Jill and me together after that one time. I’m sure of it.
“Listen,” Tiffany says, sliding into the chair I’ve just vacated. “Just because we won’t be working together anymore doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. I really like you. You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner. No one else in this fucking place ever invited me anywhere. So I’m going to be calling you. Do you hear me? We’ll hang. If you want to go to the shows during Fashion Week, whatever… I’m here. Got it?”
I nod dumbly and start for Roberta’s office. I can see that someone is in there with her already. As I get closer, I can see that the someone is Raphael, from the security desk downstairs. What is Raphael doing up here? I wonder.
“You wanted to see me, Roberta?” I say, stepping into her office.
“Yes,” Roberta says coldly. “Come inside and close the door, will you, Lizzie?”
I do as she asks, glancing nervously at Raphael, who is looking nervously back at me.
“Lizzie,” Roberta begins, not even bothering to invite me to sit down. “You recall a conversation we had a few weeks ago about your having been photographed by the press in the company of one of our clients, Jill Higgins, don’t you?”
I nod, not trusting myself to speak, because my throat has gone dry with terror. Why is Raphael here? Have I broken the law? Is he going to arrest me? But he isn’t even a real cop…
“You assured me at that time that your relationship with Miss Higgins had nothing whatsoever to do with this
