Something Happened

'Do you have to go away again?'

'Will you have to be angry?'

'Will you have to go?'

'Yes.'

'I guess I won't. Maybe I won't.'

'I miss you when I'm there.'

'Do you have a good time?' he asks.

I pause a moment to reflect. 'I do,' I answer frankly. 'All in all. I work very hard. At the beginning. And worry a lot. But then I relax and have a good time.'

'You don't telephone from conventions.'

'It's hard.'

'That's why I'm not sure you're coming back. You get very mean to everyone here before you go to a convention.'

'No, I don't.'

'Yes, you do. You don't listen when we talk to you and you yell a lot.'

'No, I don't.'

'You do.'

'Is that true?'

'Yes. And you lock yourself in your room or the basement and talk to yourself.'

'I don't talk to myself,' I answer with annoyance, and then smile. 'I rehearse. I practice a speech and a slide show I know I have to give at the convention.'

'That's talking to yourself. Isn't it?'

'I want to make sure I can do it right and that I won't forget any of it when I have to give it.'

'I get scared when I have to speak in front of the class.'

'So do I. I know you do.'

'Does rope climbing scare you?'

'Yes. And I'm never going to climb another one, now that I don't have to.'

'Do you like it?'

'Rope climbing?'

'Making speeches?'

'I think so. I like to be asked, anyway. I get nervous too. But I enjoy it. Especially afterward.'

'I'm always afraid that I'll forget what I'm supposed to say. Or that I'll get sick and have to vomit while I'm doing it. Do you know why I'm afraid to swim? I think if I ever started to drown, I'd be ashamed to call the lifeguard.'

'You'd call him.'

'Or that somebody in the class or the teacher won't like me. It. What I say.'

'That's why I work so hard and practice so much. And why I get a little angry if one of you interrupts me. To make sure I remember it.'

'Do you always remember?'

'Not at the convention. I've never been able to give one. My boss always stops me.'

'Green,' he guesses with certainty.

'Yes.'

'I don't like Green, either,' he confides, lowering his eyes. 'Because you're afraid of him.'

'I'm not afraid of him.'

'You don't like him.'

'I like him okay.'

'You have to work for him.'

'That's part of the trouble. When people have to work for other people, they don't always get along well with the people they have to take orders from. But it doesn't mean I don't like him. Or that I'm afraid of him.'

'Do you?'

'No. But I like him more than a lot of the others.'

'Why do you have to work in a place where you don't like so many people?'

'Because I like it. I have to.'

'Do you know what I'm afraid of?' he asks, looking up at me with interest.

'Lots of things.'

'Do you know what else I'm afraid of?'

'Lots more things.'

'I'm serious.'

'What?'

'That you won't come back.'

'I'm surprised. I never thought you thought about that.'

'I do.'

'All the time? Or only at conventions?'

'All the time. But mostly at conventions. Because you're away so long.'

'Sometimes I call. When I get there.'

'And other times when you're away long. I don't mind so much if it's just for a day. I start to feel you won't come back.'

'I always have. I'm here now, ain't I? I'm going to have to die sometime.'

'I don't want you to.'

'I'll try not to.'

'Sometimes I do.'

'Do what?' I am more shocked than offended.

'Want you to.'

'To die?'

'I'm not sure. When I'm angry. Or have dreams.'

'You're never angry.'

'I get angry a lot when you go away,' he pushes on intently. 'No. I don't want you to die. Ever. I don't want to die either. Are you angry?'

'No. Are you?'

'No. I don't think I would be afraid so much if I were with you and Mommy instead of here. I don't want to be left alone.'

'You wouldn't be alone. You'd be with Mommy. A person can't be afraid all the time of all the bad things that might happen to him.'

'I can,' he snickers mournfully.

I smile back at him in response. 'No, you can't. Not even you. I'll bet I can name a lot of things you're afraid of that you don't even have time to be afraid of all the time.'

'Don't,' he exclaims, with mock alarm.

'I won't,' I promise sympathetically. 'Something comes along that takes our mind away. Should we talk about things that make you laugh instead? Have some fun? Kid around?'

'All right,' he answers, with a momentary smile.

'You begin.'

'Can a person's blood turn to water?'

'Huh?'

'That's what somebody told me.'

'That's what makes you laugh?'

'No. I keep worrying about it.'

'When did he tell you?'

'A few months ago.'

'Why didn't you ask me sooner?'