whooped!”
“Hold on!” he shouted over the din. “Everybody just hold on!” The cacophony ceased. “Everybody calm down. This is a police station.” He stood up and the pain in his stomach jumped a circuit and sent a jolt to his kidney. “Your mother came here on her own accord and I haven’t harassed her. Ask her.”
“Did he hit you with a phone book, Momma?” Shirley asked.
Before Ida could respond, Shirley turned to Sheriff Bledsoe. “You fat asshole!” She moved toward him, her face tight with rage. Reflexively he reached for his holster. Shirley kept advancing. “You better get your gun,” she said, “’cause I’m fixin’ to kick a clot in yo fat ass!”
“Shirley!” Ruth Ann shouted.
“You need to calm her down,” Sheriff Bledsoe said. “She’s bucking pretty close to a night in jail.”
Leonard laid a hand on Shirley’s shoulder. “Why don’t we let Sheriff Bledsoe tell us what’s going on. Sheriff, please tell us what’s going on here?”
Shirley pushed Leonard’s hand away. “Why don’t we all kick his fat ass! He beat our momma with a phone book.”
“No, I didn’t! And I’m not going to be one more fat ass.”
“Tell us what’s going on, Sheriff?” Ruth Ann said.
“What’s going on is…” He paused and pinched his right side; the pain didn’t stop. “What’s going on is your mother confessed to killing your father.”
They all stared at Sheriff Bledsoe, mouths agape. In perfect unison, they slowly turned their attention to Ida, who stopped crying, raised her head and nodded.
“Ohhhhh!” Shirley yelled and fainted into Leonard’s arms.
“Help… me!” Leonard gasped, struggling to keep Shirley upright. “She’s too… heavy. Help me!”
Ruth Ann and Leonard took hold of an arm and Sheriff Bledsoe and Robert Earl grabbed a leg.
“Over there,” Sheriff Bledsoe said, indicating the cot inside the cell. They carried Shirley, her blue dress dragging across the floor, into the cell and dropped her on the cot.
“I can’t believe this,” Ruth Ann said. “This is a nightmare.” She rushed to her mother and knelt on one knee. “Momma, tell me the truth. Did you hurt Daddy?”
Ida sat up straight and stared at the floor. “I did it. I kilt him. It’s all my fault. Fat ass over there don’t believe me.”
“No, Momma. Don’t say that—you didn’t do it.”
“Dammit!” Ida shouted. “I did it! How many times I gotta tell it! Y’all want me to write it on the wall. Damn!”
“Jesus!” Leonard exclaimed, arms covering his head. “Help us all, Jesus!”
Robert Earl stepped back from Leonard and said, “You fall I’m not catching you.”
“Will everybody just relax,” Sheriff Bledsoe said. “Now it’s obvious to me your mother hasn’t killed anyone.” He let them chew on that for a moment. “It’s obvious to me she’s protecting someone else. Perhaps one of her children?”
He stared at Ruth Ann, who stared back. At Leonard, who looked away.
Finally at Robert Earl, who said, “What you looking at me for? I didn’t do it. Momma said she did it, I can take her word for it.”
“You bastard!” Leonard said. “You know Mother didn’t do it.”
“Who did, little brother?” Robert Earl shot back. “Who you think killed Daddy, little brother? Huh? Who? Let me tell you what I
Leonard lunged at Robert Earl and seized him by the throat, sending them both crashing to the floor. “I’ll kill you!” Leonard shouted. “I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you!”
Sheriff Bledsoe grabbed Leonard around the waist and pulled… Leonard held on. Large veins appeared on Robert Earl’s forehead and his eyes rolled back. “Heh… heh… heh… heh… help!”
“Let him go!” Sheriff Bledsoe shouted. “I said let him go!” Ruth Ann came over and tried to push Leonard off but couldn’t. Robert Earl started gagging, saliva bubbling out of his mouth. “You heard me, I said let him go!” He released Leonard, pulled out his .357 Magnum, pointed it toward the ceiling and fired. Plaster rained down. “Let him go, or the next one will be in you!”
Leonard immediately let go and stood up, looking rather embarrassed.
The gunfire awoke Shirley. She rose up, looked over at Sheriff Bledsoe, gun in hand, standing over a prostate Robert Earl, and lay back down.
The pain in Sheriff Bledsoe’s right side returned to the center of his stomach; it felt like a vice compressing his innards. “I want all y’all the hell outta here!” he shouted. “Now!”
Robert Earl, massaging his neck, staggered standing up. “He tried to kill me!”
“Out!” Sheriff Bledsoe shouted.
“What about our momma?” Ruth Ann asked.
“Everybody out! Take the one inside the cell with you!”
Ruth Ann took Ida by the hand and pulled her to her feet. “Come on, Momma, let’s go.” To Leonard: “Get Shirley! Tell her to come over to momma’s.”
Leonard helped Shirley, looking dazed, to her feet and hurried her out the door.
In the parking lot, Ruth Ann and Ida got into Ruth Ann’s Ford Expedition. Leonard got into the Lumina; Shirley into Darlene’s Pinto.
Robert Earl stumbled up to the Expedition. “Momma,” rubbing his neck, “Leonard choked me. He tried to kill me, Momma.”
“Save it for later, Robert Earl,” Ruth Ann said. “We’re all going over to momma’s. We’ll talk about it there.”
“Will Leonard be there?”
“Yes, Robert Earl. Now go get in your truck and let’s go.”
Sheriff Bledsoe watched from the doorway, kneading his stomach. “Fat ass,” he said to himself. Shirley was no lightweight by any standard and she had the nerve to call him fat ass. Ha!
He watched the two cars and one truck pull away and then fade in the distance down Main Street. He went inside, found a phone book and flipped the pages to gastroenterology.
Chapter 8
“I want my car,” Ida said. They were a mile away from the jail.
“We’ll get it later,” Ruth Ann said. “Right now we’re going home to sort this thing out.”
“There’s nothing to sort out. Don’t talk to me like I’m your child. Better yet, don’t say anything to me at all!” She crossed her arms and stared out the window, giving Ruth Ann her back.
Ruth Ann sighed, knowing it was futile talking to her mother in a foul mood. Yet she desperately wanted to ask did she murder Daddy. And if so, why? The money?
She cut an eye toward Ida. She looked more fragile, smaller, since Daddy’s death.
No, her mother would not have killed her husband for money. The whole thing just didn’t make any sense.
“Momma, I hate to ask you this. I need to—”
“Then don’t!” Ida snapped.
“Are you upset with me, Momma? I’m only trying to help. I know he was your husband, he was also my daddy. Did you do it, Momma? Tell me—I won’t tell anyone. Promise. I just need to know.”
Ida turned and looked at her for a beat. She snorted and returned her attention to the window. “You know,” she said, addressing the passing trees, “you can raise a child the best you know how, live in a respectable manner, teach right and wrong, go to church every now and again…” She shook her head. “Then you realize you’ve raised a monster. A monster.”
