The Minotauress

'Lud. Pleased ta meet'cha.'

Cora tried to stand cutesy-style, hoping the barkeep's ass-smell wasn't wafting far off her lips. 'Ain't never seen you here before.'

'That's 'cos I ain't never been. Not much inta drinkin' establishments, but, see, each year I'se take a road trip from Maryland ta Georgia'n back, tryin' ta bring folks ta the call.'

'The call?' Cora had no idea.

'God's call, hon—'

Aw, FUCK! A holy roller...

'—and I ain't et all day so's I were hopin' I could git me some food ta go. They serve food here, hon?'

By now, Cora's interest had grown non-existent. 'Well, they gots burgers mixed with deer meat that's real good.'

The old man's eyes sparkled. 'That couldn't be dandier. I'll get me a ta-go burger'n be on my way—but, hey?'

Cora was about to go back in. This old Bible-thumper ain't gonna want a ten-dollar cock-suck...

'I ain't in that much of a hurry,' he continued. 'What say you tell me what'cher doin' out back here all's by yer purdy l'il lonesome?'

'You ain't gonna be interested, mister,' she said. Why not just go and say it? 'I'se lookin' fer a fella who wants ta pay me ten bucks ta suck his dick or twennie—no, fifteen—fer a fuckin'.'

The old man's face lit up with enthusiasm. 'Is that all? Well, my word, hon. I'd say you got yerself a deal. In fact, as purdy as you is? I'll pay ya forty.'

Cora's heart fluttered. He called me purdy! And, boy, had she gotten this guy's number wrong. Some holy roller, soliciting prostitutes. But Cora nearly had tears in her eyes. Not only had the old goat complimented her—an event quite rare in her life these days—but she hadn't bagged forty bucks on a solo trick... ever.

'Well, let's go, sugar!' she said and grabbed his large, work-callused hand. 'We'se kin git cozy in yer truck'n I'll'se make yer balls clap together they'll be so happy.'

The old man laughed good naturedly. 'But the trailer's bigger inside, and I'se got a bed back there. That okay with you?'

She gave his crotch a rub and hugged him. 'Anything you want,' and—wouldn't you know it? She'd pronounced the word anything as 'enna-thang.'

This man—Lud—pulled a metal latch on the trailer's door up and out. From a loop on his belt he produced a metal flashlight, and even the most inept reader now will deduce that said flashlight would soon be introduced to the back of Cora's skull.

Whew! the emaciated prostitute thought when the trailer door swung open. It smelled gross inside.

'Take a looky, hon,' the man said and shined the flashlight in, but when Cora leaned forward to do so, one big callused hand came around the side of her face and sealed her mouth shut.

Inside, she saw a naked woman bound, gagged, and disturbingly motionless. In the flashlight beam this woman's skin looked gray as modeling clay.

Also in the trailer lay two severed legs and two severed arms. And a case of Shasta Cola.

When Cora screamed, of course, the sound was stifled by the old man's hand. Then she heard his voice, which seemed echoic, like in a movie where gods were delivering dialog.

'God gave us brains to determine our purpose by His will, sweetie, and he is a mite forgivin' God. Hear me now, and ‘member that we'se all been born in original sin since Eve bit that blammed apple, which covered the world with darkness and were took over by the fallen angel Lucifer. But God, see, is the light we'se use ta see through that devilish darkness.'

The man's grip held Cora off her feet. She reeled in the air, useless breath gusting into the rugged palm.

'Put yer trust in the Lord, hon. Though you's shore as heck a harlot'n mighty sinner... I shall redeem thee... '

(VIII)

The Writer felt as competent as Samuel Johnson when he sat at the corner stool. The bar around him hustled and bustled in the usual redneck chicanery though this did not distract the Writer from his relevant ponderings. The book, he thought. The book will be brilliant. No, he still did not remember writing that devastating opening passage last night, but that was fine, too. Niccolo Paganini wrote Moto Perpetuo in a drunken blackout... and that's the best violin piece in history.

My novel, the Writer felt sure, will be the fictional equivalent. White Trash Gothic...

Rednecks clacked balls at the table, sinking impressive shots. In the corner more rednecks howled at a wrestling match on TV. One man, with a hairlip and mullet-style haircut griped, 'Fuckin' Sting! Rips off the Nature Boy again!' and then he bit a chunk out of his beer mug. Doreen, the prostitute with breasts like stuffed socks, waltzed out of the men's room and spat something on the floor. A man in a cowboy hat soon followed. Several brothers giggled as they engaged in a slap-fight.

Fascinating human interaction on a sub-societal level, the Writer thought. It would all go into the book...

Because it's real.

How powerful was the power of truth? His book would be the literary definition.

Yet another redneck sitting across from him was scratching a steel plate in his head. When the Writer glanced down at an ashtray, he noticed several teeth sitting in it, like big pills. 'No, lie,' the barkeep was explaining to some patrons. 'Licked my ass clean, she did. Then swallered my nut like a champ. She ain't like Doreen, who spits. Fastest way ta tell a gal's got no class is when she spits out yer cock-hock.' 'Dang straight,' someone consented.

Yes. Fascinating, the Writer thought.

An errant glance at the TV overhead showed him still more coverage of this Dahmer man in Wisconsin. '... was only eighteen years of age when he committed his first mutilation-murder in the township of Bath, Ohio, in 1978... '