Me, in other words.
“Just great,” I said.
“By all means, I would like to meet your father,” I said.
“I have no objection to your meeting him, but since my father dislikes me, you’ll have to excuse me if I ask you to go alone,” said the son of the Sheep Professor.
“Dislikes you?”
“Because I lost two fingers and am balding.”
“I see,” I said. “An eccentric man, your father.”
“As his son, it’s not for me to say, but yes, an eccentric man indeed. A completely changed man since he encountered sheep. Extremely difficult, sometimes even cruel. Deep down in his heart he’s kind. If you heard him play his violin, you’d know that. Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.”
“You love your father, don’t you?” said my girlfriend.
“Yes, that I do. I love him very much,” said the Dolphin Hotel owner, “but he dislikes me. He never once held me since the day I was born. Never once had a kind word for me. And since I lost my fingers and started going bald, he’s done nothing but ridicule me.”
“I’m sure he doesn’t mean to ridicule you,” she said.
“I can’t believe that he would either,” I said.
“You’re too kind,” said the hotel man.
“Shall we go and try to see him directly, then?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” said the hotel man. “Though I’m sure he’ll see you if you’re careful about two things. One is to state clearly that you wish to inquire about sheep.”
“And the other?”
“Don’t say that I told you about him.”
“Fair enough,” I said.
We thanked the Sheep Professor’s son and headed up the stairs. The air at the top of the stairs was chilly and damp. The lights were dim, scarcely revealing the dust drifts in the corners of the hallway. The whole place smelled indistinctly of old papers and old body odors. We walked down the long hallway, as per the son’s instructions, and knocked on the ancient door at the end. An old plastic plaque affixed to the door read DIRECTOR’S OFFICE. No answer. I knocked again. Again, no answer. At the third knock, there was a groan, and then the response—“Don’t bother me. Go away.”
“We’ve come to ask a few things about sheep, if we might.”
“Eat shit!” yelled the Sheep Professor from inside. A mighty healthy voice for seventy-three.
“We really have to talk with you,” I shouted through the door.
“Don’t give me this you-want-to-talk-about-sheep crap,” said the Sheep Professor.
“But it’s something that probably ought to be discussed,” I coaxed. “It’s about a sheep that disappeared in 1936.”
There was a brief silence, then the door flew open. Before us stood the Sheep Professor.
The Sheep Professor had long hair, white as snow. His eyebrows were also white, hanging down over his eyes like icicles. He stood five foot ten. A self-possessed figure. Sturdy-boned. His nose thrust out from his face at a challenging angle, like a ski jump.
His body odor permeated the entire room. No, I would hesitate to call it body odor. Beyond a certain point, it ceased to be body odor and blended into time, merged with the light. What had probably once been a large space was so packed with old books and papers you could hardly see the floor. Almost all the publications were scholarly tomes written in foreign languages. Without exception, all were covered with stains. On the right, against the wall, was a filthy bed, and before the window a huge mahogany desk and revolving chair. The desktop was in relative order, papers neatly stacked and surmounted by a paperweight in the shape of a sheep. The room was dark, the only illumination coming from a dust-covered lamp’s sixty-watt bulb.
The Sheep Professor was wearing a gray shirt, black cardigan, and herringbone trousers that had all but lost their shape. In the light of the room, his gray shirt and black cardigan could have passed for a white shirt and gray cardigan. Maybe those had been the original colors, hard to say.
The Sheep Professor sat behind his desk, motioning with his finger for us to sit down on the bed. We made our way over, straddling books as if crossing a minefield, and sat down. The bed was so palpably grimy I was afraid my Levi’s would stick to the sheets. The Sheep Professor folded his fingers on top of his desk and stared at us intently. His fingers were thick with black hair right up to his knuckles. The blackness in stark contrast to the brilliant white of his head.
Suddenly, the Sheep Professor picked up the telephone and shouted into the receiver: “Bring me my supper, quick!”
“Well now,” said the Professor. “You say you have come to discuss a sheep that disappeared in 1936?”
“That’s right,” I said.
“Hmm,” he said. Then abruptly, with great volume, he blew his nose into a wad of paper. “Is there something you wish to tell? Or something you wish to ask?”
“Both.”
“First, let me hear what you have to tell.”
“We know what became of the sheep that escaped you in the spring of 1936.”
The Sheep Professor snorted. “Are you telling me that you know I threw away everything I had for a sheep I have been trying to track down for forty-two years?”
“We are aware of that,” I said.
“You could be making this up.”
I pulled out the silver lighter from my pocket and placed it on his desk together with the Rat’s sheep photograph. He reached out a hairy hand, picked up the lighter and photograph, and examined them at length under the lamp. Particles of silence floated about the room for the longest time. The solid double-hung window shut out the city noise; only the sputter of the old lamp punctuated the silence.
The old man, having finished his examination of the lighter and photograph, turned off the lamp with a click and rubbed his eyes with stubby fingers. As if he were trying to press his eyeballs into his skull. When he removed his fingers, his eyes were murky red, like a rabbit’s.
“Forgive me,” said the Sheep Professor. “I’ve been surrounded by idiots for so long, I’ve grown distrustful of people.”
“That’s okay,” I said.
My girlfriend smiled politely.
“Can you imagine what it’s like to be left with a solitary thought when its embodiment has been pulled out from underneath you, roots and all?” asked the Professor.
“No, I can’t.”
“It’s hell. A maze of a subterranean hell. Unmitigated by even one shaft of light or a single draft of water. That’s been my life for forty-two years.”
“Because of this sheep?”
“Yes, yes, yes. All because of that sheep. That sheep left me stranded in the thick of everything. In the spring of 1936.”
“And it was to search for this sheep that you left the Ministry of Agriculture, am I correct?”
“Those paper pushers were all morons. They hadn’t the slightest idea of the true value of things. Probably’ll never catch on to the monumental significance of that sheep.”
There came a knock on the door, followed by a woman’s voice. “I’ve brought you your meal.”
“Leave it,” said the Sheep Professor.
The sound of the tray being set on the floor was followed by the echo of receding footsteps.
My girlfriend opened the door and brought the meal tray over to the Sheep Professor’s desk. On the tray
