tight side. “Are you kidding?”
“Well, we can’t use the wastebasket,” Pete mumbled. “They’d find them. And I’m wearing jogging pants without pockets.”
“The couch?” Jupe said.
Pete shook his head. “They’d smell them and then they’d find them. Your pockets — quick!”
Pete pointed and Jupe obeyed. The gravy oozed out and started running down his leg. “I’ll watch the door for Pandro,” Pete said. “See what you can find.”
Jupe looked around the office for Juliet’s briefcase. It wasn’t behind or under the desk or in any of the drawers. And the file cabinets were locked. So Jupe switched gears and began looking for anything else of interest.
“Hey, look at this,” Jupe said. “Pandro’s desk calendar has a page torn off. Six days ago.”
“That’s Friday, the day Juliet can’t remember,” Pete said. “And the night of her accident.”
“We’ve got to find out if there’s a connection,” Jupe said. Just then he heard footsteps approaching. “Be sure to argue with me about the calendar,” Jupe whispered to Pete.
Pete nodded. A split second later Pandro strode back into the room. “At ease, men. Good gravy, you two demolished those fast,” Pandro said. “You must have really loved our Drippin’ Chicken.”
“I can honestly say I’ve never eaten anything like it,” Jupe said.
“The General is going to be happy to hear that,” Pandro said, referring to Big Barney. “He sends his apologies. Had to go take care of business.”
“Did you invent Drippin’ Chicken?” Jupe asked.
“No.” Pandro shook his head. He sat down behind his desk. “The General went out of house for this one. I told him not to, at first. I said we could handle it right here. But he pulled rank on me and went right to the top. He got Don Dellasandro of Miracle Tastes to develop Drippin’ Chicken. I like to say it was the Chicken King and the Flavor King working on the same team.”
“So you don’t know what’s in it?” Pete asked.
“Of course I do,” Pandro said. “It was my job to analyze the secret gravy recipe and make certain it contained just exactly what Mr. Dellasandro said it did. Then I gave my personal go- ahead to the General. That’s how I got my tenth bird.” One of Pandro’s stubby fingers pointed to the last silver chicken pin on his lab coat. “But of course it’s all classified material. I can’t tell you anything else.”
“We wouldn’t want you to,” Jupe said. “Just coming here is exciting enough. After all — we didn’t even know Big Barney until eight days ago, did we, Pete?”
Pete looked at Jupe blankly. Then he saw that Jupe’s eyes were on the desk calendar. “You mean six days ago, don’t you, Jupe?” he asked with a smile.
“Eight days,” Jupe said, shaking his head.
“You’re wrong,” Pete said, walking over to Pandro Mishkin’s desk and flipping the pages of the desk calendar. “It was six days ago. Last Friday. I’m sure of it — hey, the page is missing.”
“I know,” Pandro said. His voice was automatic, as though he already knew what he was going to say. “I always write my grocery lists on the calendar and take them with me.”
“Well, we won’t take up your time any longer,” Jupe said. “We’ve got to get home and change our clothes.”
Pete started choking and coughing to cover up a laugh. But Jupe was right. The gravy stain on his pants pocket was starting to spread and show.
They found their way out of the office complex and headed home. The Drippin’ Chicken went into the nearest trash can.
That evening cartons of Chinese food were stacked like the Great Wall of China in Jupe’s workshop. Pete, Jupe, and Bob were having a six-course conference about the case, filling Bob in on everything they’d seen and everyone they’d talked to at the Chicken Coop Corp. that afternoon.
“Well, it sounds like maybe we know the ‘what’ — the probable poisoning target is Drippin’ Chicken,” Bob said. “At least that’s our best guess up to now. But that still leaves four questions: who, where, when, and how? And there’s still the possibility that Michael Argenti is up to something weird.”
“We didn’t find Juliet’s briefcase, so we still don’t know what that has to do with anything,” Jupe said, rolling up and eating fat pancakes stuffed with moo shu pork and honeydew melon.
“No one even remembered seeing Juliet last Friday — except one old guy,” Pete said. “And he wasn’t too swift. I bet he was remembering a totally different day.”
“Where’d we get this food?” Bob asked suddenly.
“Usual place,” Pete said. “Sun Yee Chinese Deli. Why? What’s wrong?”
“I’m not crazy about their fortune cookies,” Bob said, staring hard at the small paper fortune in his hand. He passed it over to Pete and Jupe.
On the paper was a handwritten message that said:
Jupe finished reading the threatening fortune cookie message and passed it back to Bob. No one said anything for a moment. They just sat there feeling watched. and very vulnerable.
Then Jupe grabbed the other two fortune cookies. The same message was inside all three.
Bob pushed his carton of shrimp fried rice to the far side of the table. “Nothing like a death threat to ruin your appetite,” he said.
Pete reached for the telephone. “Who are you calling?” Jupe asked.
“Sun Yee’s restaurant. To find out who did this.”
“Good idea,” Bob said.
“No, it isn’t,” Jupe countered. “Don’t bother, Pete.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m certain I know what happened,” Jupe answered slowly. But he didn’t go on.
“Well?” Pete said finally. “What’s your theory, Jupe?”
“Well,” Jupe said reluctantly, “I think a waiter at the restaurant probably stuffed that message in the cookie. And he probably did it because someone came into the restaurant and paid him five dollars to help out with a little practical joke.”
“How do you know?” Pete asked.
“I know, that’s all. Trust me,” Jupe said.
“Of course we trust you,” Bob said. “It’s just that — ”
“ — we know you too well,” Pete said, finishing Bob’s sentence. “So, like, we know when you’re hiding something.”
